Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BibiLivesMatter]

Ain't nothing like refreshing kf repeatedly during a live happening.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

nick wouldn't turn up on time. He'll be fashionably late by 2 hours.

Will his tardiness for the drug testing count toward the judge accepting a plea deal?

Joke's on you, judge, I was only pretending to be late! I've been in the closet this whole time. Bet you feel pretty dumb now, dontcha. Nerd.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Jim alleges he has a client list that presumably will be made public by the DOJ at some point and also discord logs

I hope Jim has just one more stream left in him.

 

[200MB]

Warning order BALLDO has been issued, all Scandinavian incel prudes, stand back and stand by.

Activation word, CHAOS.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ain't nothing like refreshing kf repeatedly during a live happening.

Thank God it’s Tuesday on a holiday week so I can refresh and pretend to do my job

 

[Windy Moors]

Fucking hell, I'm refreshing this thread more than Nick has ever done!
Thoughts and prayers for my F5 button.

My dream scenario is Nick crying in court saying he will take the plea deal then the judge laughs and says - What plea deal? Mwahahahahaha

 

[CHARizard]

Ain't nothing like refreshing kf repeatedly during a live happening.

I specifically didn’t schedule any calls for this half hour to find out what happens live.

 

[Strix454]

And after saying this, he came out again to the Balldos and *said to them, “I find no grounds at all for charges in His case. 39 However, you have a custom that I release one prisoner for you at the Passover; therefore do you wish that I release for you the King of the Balldos?” 40 So they shouted again, saying, “Not this Man, but Ethan Ralph.”

 

[3MMA]

Infinite. It's been explained numerous times in the thread that if he pleads guilty, then bodycam footage does not get released.

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He's had to keep his mouth shut for years because Kayla doesn't want to have her dirty laundry aired to the public. He's going to be free of the old ball-and-chain that he's hated being shackled to soon enough. Divorce arc guaranteed. Only questions are if Kayla knows he's planning it and why he's waiting to file.

His statement of, “I always hated being shackled,” translates to the cuck having come to hate being married to Kayla these last years. He’s a sick POS to be saying that type of thing publicly, especially right before the big day today.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Why do people keep misspelling MontAgraph this way? There's an A there goddammit not an E it's driving me nuts seeing this over and over again.

I can meet you halfway:

MontÆgraph

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Happy Thanksgiving Rekieta!

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

How do you think he will manage in prison without alcohol? The guy seems genuinely addicted and that says something coming from me. I think he is fucked personally.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Ever since discovering KF I've come to an understanding with people who read celebrity drama and gossip. How can I judge when I'm sitting here at the edge of my seat waiting to see if some crackhead retard does something else funny

 

[WayTooSleepy]

Joke's on you, judge, I was only pretending to be late! I've been in the closet this whole time. Bet you feel pretty dumb now, dontcha. Nerd.

Even the judge knows he's waaaaay out of the closet

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Ain't nothing like refreshing kf repeatedly during a live happening.

Love it when a forum thread turns into a live chat. When you press F5 and a new page appears, no matter how fast you press it.

 

[Niggernerd]

Fucking hell, I'm refreshing this thread more than Nick has ever done!
Thoughts and prayers for my F5 button.

My dream scenario is Nick crying in court saying he will take the plea deal then the judge laughs and says - What plea deal? Mwahahahahaha

BAILFF GRAB THIS JEW AND HANG HIM BY THE NYUTTS!

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If it takes longer than expected either A: he's late and gay B: it's not going well or C: all the above

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Happy Thanksgiving Rekieta!

I am very thankful that regardless of the path Nick takes, this thread will continue to laugh at him.

Cheers Nick! We'll continue to be the looming specter (not that one) in your life as long as you keep acting like a retard.

 

[Goatchoker]

I am too excited to see what happens.

Also love it when it goes to live chat thread.
Happy thanksgiving rackets!

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

I can't believe Rekieta made an argument so good, they let him off without charges, locked Aaron, Josh, and Sean away for life, and actually got a third wife awarded to him by the state. Haters BTFO!!!!!1!!!!