Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CreyZark]

WE ARE SO BACK!

 

[Dan of Steel]

PATRIQTS IN CQNTRQL
BALLDO BUNKER IN FULL DEFENSE
THE EVIL GOVERNMENT IS GOING DOWN!!!!!

 

[CarlosDanger]

Chat messages come and go. I want my shitposting to be ingrained in history.

Bodycam bros are eating fine tonight!

LET'S FUCKING GO

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You can do it Nick! You can give us the greatest Christmas Spectacle since Mandy was outed as a faggot catfish!

Nick Lolcow 2024 is a guarantee now! Take that Bossman Bitches!

 

[Canard]

So any idea what was the deal now?

And it will get worse, unless Kayla's insanity somehow hits it out of the park right?

 

[Goatchoker]

No fucking way.
Glorious.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT BALLDO

 

[Autistic Jew One Ball]

I feel like I'm watching the Ritten house and Depp Trial again waiting for a verdict

 

[not william stenchever]

Jesus Christ, Nick I was JOKING when I said the thing about 4d chess!

Look at our track record of making jokes about Rackets doing something ridiculous. Our words manifest into his actions.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Please don't get my hopes up.

 

[You're MDNWU]

LOTY THREE YEARS IN A ROW, BITCHES

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

You can do it Nick! You can give his the greatest Christmas Spectacle since Mandy was outed as a faggot catfish!

Nick Lolcow 2024 is a guarantee now! Take that Bossman Bitches!

Truly the biggest gamba pro is Nick, he's gambling it all just to lose.

 

[Light blue notebook]

"Buuut daddy government, I dont want to plead guilty for child neglect, think about my trust fund."

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT BALLDO

This’ll be a fun December.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Yes, Nick, keep digging your grave fighting the government! Hell yeah!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[BathTubShine]

Oh boy! Bodycam footage probably back on menu bois!
Only whitebread ass niggas plead guilty!


Cheers Cuck Pope!!

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Hahaha, Kiwifarmers OWNED, as the State has decided to SETTLE with Nick, in the face of his overwhelming evidence of collusion, corruption, framing and RICO violations against all law enforcement agencies, the judicial system and the Scandi-prude menace.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

If he's actually taken this to trial, I hope it's streamed and/or televised.
It would be pottery

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Your sons need to see you as a strong man, Nick. They can’t see you bend over and let the Government rail you in the ass like Aaron did multiple times.