💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Useful_Mistake said:
I have reason to believe that in addition to the federal investigation related to Patrick Tomlinson that I revealed in October, there is an additional investigation on the city level that is not handled by Federal officials. Don't view this as complete confirmation yet.
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It turns out I am incorrect. Only FBI is handling Patrick's case.
 
I'll just copy Brotherman BudDickman's post as is because I'm laughing too hard to think of anything to add.
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I'll admit I'm pretty damn torn about the whole Torswats/Rick thing. Not because I think he didn't do it (all the evidence appears to tilt that way, so I'd rate it around a 85% tilting towards 90) but because if the feds drag him through the system, his milk supply will drastically change.

I have little doubt that once anything gets public with the feds that the funsters and twitter pokers will go after him (Oh god I want to see what LESLAAAAY says if this comes to light, my sides will become a weapon to surpass Metal Gear) and he'll have some magnificent spergouts. The milk will flood and wash over this land and it shall be magnificent...

Until he gets shoved into the Prison (which he will enjoy) system. The Feds are far less kind than local county or state prosecutors and tend to be real ball busters. So I would be expecting him to get at least some time in the federal pen. If this happens, I suspect the supply of milk from Pat will end entirely. Yes, he will come back to Twitter, but will he have changed? Will a year or two in Stalker Child Prison change Pat? Or will he hop right back in to #Resist #Drumpfler or whatever hashtag is popular?

I think the best we can hope for (assuming the fed case nails him to the floor) would be a judge with a sense of cruel irony, wherein he gives Pat a long, alcohol-free probation, and a LOT of public apologies and admitting guilt. And having to do so on all his social media. I think this would be the milkiest, most hilarious result.
 
You know with our luck if the glorious happens and Rick goes to enjoy prison, it will happen right after the Julays, and he will be robbed of the next LotY by someone doing something stupid in the last few weeks. All I'm saying, FBI guys here, time it well for the Julays award season.
 
Two Mile Brick said:
I have little doubt that once anything gets public with the feds that the funsters and twitter pokers will go after him (Oh god I want to see what LESLAAAAY says if this comes to light, my sides will become a weapon to surpass Metal Gear)
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I can't help but chuckle thinking about how she has surpassed Flavia's husband as being Rick's biggest a-log. by getting him banned from a convention. (A)

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I really hope Rick pulls a Sarah Boone/Daniel Larson and takes out as many calls and letters as possible if he does enjoy prison atalker

 
I've just checked Rick's accounts and he hasn't even mentioned Torswats pleading guilty on Bluesky, Threads or his Facebook. There is no mega thread on Twitter and he refuses to correcT the record against the Torswats PI calling him out on his bullshit excuse for having a Gemini account.

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Jackie's Abortion said:
I've just checked Rick's accounts and he hasn't even mentioned Torswats pleading guilty on Bluesky, Threads or his Facebook. There is no mega thread on Twitter and he refuses to correcT the record against the Torswats PI calling him out on his bullshit excuse for having a Gemini account.

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He's in too deep to admit he was wrong, so he's just ignoring it. Anything less would be letting the idiots win.

As they say: in for a penny, in for a (hundred and fifty extra) pounds.
 
MaltVinegarRespecter said:
I'm starting to suspect Patty won't be on the client list. Because if he was scared, I imagine he'd be shutting the fuck up while he cleans the shit out of his pants.
However, if he is he's probably not smart enough to be scared and has possibly convinced himself he's smarter than the FBI and their financial section which can track transactions.
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When you're making hypothetic what-ifs involving patrick, the correct way to do it is to think of the stupidest thing possible, and then understand that Patrick will do something even dumber than that.
 
I hope his kid gets a Twitter account. Picture this fat faggot confronted on X by his own offspring, forced to accept his failure as a man. All on display for the world to see.

How do you recover from "Daddy, why did you want to hurt me and Mommy?" in your replies? Will he stalkerchild his own child?

If they ever meet up offline instead, he will surely mention it on X. That is, if they have any contact ever.
 
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