Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack mad over not having enough likes



So is Jack admitting Trump is a convicted felon here

 

[ZipDisk]

If it's chili month, isn't a white turkey chili a no-brainer?

Also chili laredo is right there.

Instead we get nightmare soups from hell.

Seriously, you start with the basics a double video with your basic bitch chili, then a chili con carne for the purists.
Next episode, laredo for pork munchers, and then you wrap it up with the turkey chili for thanksgiving.

There, I made your video list.

I'm half tempted to pull a rob, but I'm neither photogenic nor likable.

I wonder what he got banned for.

I mean we know from previous experience; he was pushing his videos.

Duct guy probably did things the right way, running it by the admins first. "Hey, I could really use a bump coming in to the holiday season, can I make one post about my HVAC business? People are about to be lighting up their furnaces and they should do it the right way instead of winging it."

VS
"CTRL + V" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU REMOVED MY POST?"

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Because you're such an insufferable prick and everyone has to walk around eggshells with you.


EDIT: just realized someone already posted this. Rate me as late, dumb, and drunk.

 

[Schwarzwald]

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Because you're such an insufferable prick and everyone has to walk around eggshells with you.

I'd react to his posts just because I'd be astonished he is still somehow alive against all odds every time I see one.

 

[Marc]

I'm half tempted to pull a rob, but I'm neither photogenic nor likable.

Compared to Jack, though?

 

[biggacracka]

Compared to Jack, though?

I think the only thing worse than jack on those points are either NAL and/or troons.
The bar is at the lowest setting

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is going to watch more slop

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack always mentions his distaste of the Mcrib every year during this time of the season.

I remember in a couple of videos I watched in the past from him, he always states something along the lines of " when pork is at their lowest sales, McDonald's buys it all up and creates the Mcrib"

EDIT: https://youtu.be/itMyswZXFd8?si=5jNV8UdfaDTIFS-D found a past video explaining Jack's logic.

 

[Tiresome]

when pork is at their lowest sales, McDonald's buys it all up and creates the Mcrib"

Yes, Jack, McDonalds buys ALL the pork in the country instead of merely opening their yearly scheduled Shaped Frozen Rib Patty order with Tyson Foods. Idiot.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Of course Jack hates food more edible than his slop.

 

[Revelator]

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Jack always mentions his distaste of the Mcrib every year during this time of the season.

I remember in a couple of videos I watched in the past from him, he always states something along the lines of " when pork is at their lowest sales, McDonald's buys it all up and creates the Mcrib"

EDIT: https://youtu.be/itMyswZXFd8?si=5jNV8UdfaDTIFS-D found a past video explaining Jack's logic.

Oh cool, the price of pork is down!

Maybe Jack should make a McRib he'll eat. It'll probably be grosser than McGoyslop's.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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Jack always mentions his distaste of the Mcrib every year during this time of the season.

I remember in a couple of videos I watched in the past from him, he always states something along the lines of " when pork is at their lowest sales, McDonald's buys it all up and creates the Mcrib"

EDIT: https://youtu.be/itMyswZXFd8?si=5jNV8UdfaDTIFS-D found a past video explaining Jack's logic.

donald trump brought the mcrib back

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack really loves his mommywife

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Jack always mentions his distaste of the Mcrib every year during this time of the season.

I remember in a couple of videos I watched in the past from him, he always states something along the lines of " when pork is at their lowest sales, McDonald's buys it all up and creates the Mcrib"

EDIT: https://youtu.be/itMyswZXFd8?si=5jNV8UdfaDTIFS-D found a past video explaining Jack's logic.

To be fair... it's not very good. But people go nuts for it because it's only available once a year for a limited time. But we all know Fatty probably ate a lot of them back in the day but he's such a BBQ pitmaster now that he thinks it's beneath him.

Yes, Jack, McDonalds buys ALL the pork in the country instead of merely opening their yearly scheduled Shaped Frozen Rib Patty order with Tyson Foods. Idiot.

All that cholesterol has migrated to his brain and is doing the thinking.

donald trump brought the mcrib back

Make the McRib Great Again!

 

[Marc]

Maybe Jack should make a McRib he'll eat. It'll probably be grosser than McGoyslop's.

I'm nauseated just thinking about it. At the least, it would contain an internally raw (but still tough) pork chop that Lumpy burnt black on the outside, with an inappropriate bun such as a hard kaiser roll twice the size of the chop soggy and dripping with so much Extra Ultra SHUGUR BBQ sauce that the too-large onion slices would spill out during Jack's only bite with his tongue extended into the sandwich's anus, and the pickle slices forgotten altogether.

Jack would obviously declare the samwich to be KORNAVUR in the video title, and review it hyperbolically, while leaning all of his body weight into the kitchen island at a forty five degree angle for the sake of pretending he can still stand under his own power: "I'm TELL-ig u guuize, if you *aspiration pneumonia gurgle* make one of theez, uuul might NEVER want McDunnells again." *smiles with half a working lip covered in barbecue sauce* "-That stuffz no good for u anywayz. Plus -" *long pause as Jack struggles to remember what he was just going to say*...*laughs nervously while visibly alarmed* "...Uh, you know, you can also make one of these year-round...insteaaad of, uh, only be-ig abul to get a sanwish once a year."

*video ends with only one bite having been taken out of sandwich, and most of it down the front of jagoff's shirt*

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack updated his letterbox




"I wouldn't want my little child to hear or see and some of the characters was a little bit scary"

Jack sounded like a toddler here

 

[The Grimace]

Are we just going to ignore this absolutely disgusting thumbnail? I don’t put stuffing my turkeys but 100% no bullshit is it supposed to look like this? It’s like the bird’s filled to the brim with literal shit.
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Looks like someone made a Thanksgiving version of goatse.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack updated his letterbox

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"I wouldn't want my little child to hear or see and some of the characters was a little bit scary"

Jack sounded like a toddler here

I can just imagine he wheeled up to the handicap section of the theater expecting that this PG-13 action movie starring Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans and Lucy Liu would be a children's movie. His mind was in Blue's Clues mode when suddenly they start dropping such horrible profanity as "shit" and "asshole". It was probably very jarring for Jack. Too bad he didn't have another stroke.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can just imagine he wheeled up to the handicap section of the theater expecting that this PG-13 action movie starring Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans and Lucy Liu would be a children's movie. His mind was in Blue's Clues mode when suddenly they start dropping such horrible profanity as "shit" and "asshole". It was probably very jarring for Jack. Too bad he didn't have another stroke.

That's the funniest things about Jack's movie reviews, he tries to act like a concerned parent looking out to warn other parents, yet embodies some failures of parents and media as he doesn't even look into ratngs in advance nor do any minimal research about the movie he's watching. Its not like he gives a shit when trailers spoil a film given he dismisses random films based on them.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

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Jack always mentions his distaste of the Mcrib every year during this time of the season.

Of course he doesn't like the McRib, the meat is too cooked and consumer safe for the Wendigo.

On another note, since he's already out watching Christmas movies, I was curious what kind of atrocities we can expect from faux carnivore Jack this year. My personal pick for his most horrid festive dish would be this candy quagmire.

While less relevant on the culinary end, last year we also got the S'mores Cupcakes video, where we could hear Jack Jr. using the gamer word on video.

Sadly, I do not believe we'll get anything on that scale this year, but hey, there's no bar too low not to clear for the Scalfani clan.

(Edited cuz I didn't add the latter video yet, my mobile using self just accidentally pressed on post too early.)