🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Buck Breaker]

Another massive Jobe W
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Who could have guessed that people being cast for reality shows are thots and fags. No way. Big shocker

-Sam Hyde actually said this unsarcastically

They do not need to go back to casting fans, they need to actually vet who they're casting if getting a bunch of whores and fairies is gonna bother them this much. Production keeps on doubling down on how big of naifs they are.

"HOW DARE YOU EXPECT US TO DO OUR JOBS!" -Jet and Ben

Holy shit not just porn but playboy? Hugh Hefner is rolling in his grave.

Playboy went the way of Forbes a decade ago, its now just a fancy title you can pay to use to give yourself legitimacy

Especially if it were left unknown to the fans who was who

In terms of looks and just general autism its really fucking obvious who's a fan and who's not. look at the bitchtank women vs the thots on this season.

wiggers can't blame the contestants for everything

Lol. Yes they fucking can. Jet's a fucking retard and Sam's somehow even worse of a father than his own dad, so Jet can keep fucking up on his reputation.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Also, the 2 fan favorites right aside from Burt are Luke and Jobe, both fans. Casting them is not inherently bad if done properly.

Jobe is Jet's cousin so he's not a typical fan really, same with Luke since Jet was aware of him before Luke was aware of Fishtank because he was in Big Brother. It's different if you consider an actual average MDE fan.

 

[AssignedEva]

they need to actually vet who they're casting if getting a bunch of whores and fairies is gonna bother them this much.

Unironically the main reason they get so stressed out about the fish is they don't do the sort of mental health screening and background checks that would disqualify most of the content producing fish, and then subject them to hassling. They're in a monkey paw situation.

 

[Mörkö]

There should also be a basement cam. I want to watch Jet and Ben argue while Jobe drinks straight vodka and fucks around with director mode.

 

[Mr Sister]

Kawan is so mad at Tony because Lily (who kawan keeps referring to as "your girl") killed his baby. We were supposed to be the boyz tony!!

 

[EenGevolg]

Getting fans isn't really a problem, because they'd still be getting a pretty similar kind of people -- complete losers who either have nothing to lose, or are retarded enough to throw away what they have. In order to even think of getting on, you have to be willing to be cast out from at least some part of normal life (ex. Taylor getting fired from her job at the casino), while most likely receiving no support afterwards from the people who used you (Shinji breaking down on Twitter resulting in Jet soapboxing about how he'd talk to Shinji and how Fishtank people are a family, only for Crash to say nobody from production contacted Shinji).

 

[Sneedifarms]

Jobe is Jet's cousin so he's not a typical fan really

Jobe isn't actually Jet's cousin, that was gaslighting. Jobe is just a guy that Jet is a friends with on Discord.

 

[Mr Sister]

Kawan is so mad at Tony because Lily (who kawan keeps referring to as "your girl") killed his baby. We were supposed to be the boyz tony!!

He gets so flustered with tony that he says nigga then cuts himself off

 

[Blackstar]

Wasn't production cam promised in the XL season pass?

 

[BullfrogBill]

Jobe isn't actually Jet's cousin, that was gaslighting. Jobe is just a guy that Jet is a friends with on Discord.

Fooled me, he looks just like Jet's cousin.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Burt is sex crazed, but to be fair, he never hits on someone if he isn't encouraged or baited. He never tried anythi with Kevin and he is in the same room with the dude whole this time.
They even had a conversation where they bonded over autism

He said he goes to bars and wait for drunk people to hit on him (while he is sober the entire time) and then does his "thing".

 

[SpergChud]

Burt is sex crazed, but to be fair, he never hits on someone if he isn't encouraged or baited. He never tried anythi with Kevin and he is in the same room with the dude whole this time.
They even had a conversation where they bonded over autism

nah he has definitely gotten weird with people who never expressed intrerest, and was constantly saying horribly perverted shit to everyone unprompted. Although teddy was a fruitcake, he outright denied burt and burt still was obsessed and stole his sweater to burt off with

 

[Pitckus]

nah he has definitely gotten weird with people who never expressed intrerest, and was constantly saying horribly perverted shit to everyone unprompted. Although teddy was a fruitcake, he outright denied burt and burt still was obsessed and stole his sweater to burt off with

That’s part of what makes him so hilarious. It stops being funny once he actually rapes somebody live on stream.

 

[Sneedifarms]

That’s part of what makes him so hilarious. It stops being funny once he actually rapes somebody live on stream.

Burt being funny and Burt being a revolting sex addicted freak aren't mutually exclusive.

 

[Mr Sister]

Kawan ranted at Tony for a very long time about how he is pussy whipped, blah blah blah. Tony doesn't give a fuck, he does this immediately after his super long meltdown. I swear I hear a "I love you too" at the very start of this clip, then it becomes kissing. Shout out to Burt.

 

[Pitckus]

Burt being funny and Burt being a revolting sex addicted freak aren't mutually exclusive.

Being a revolting sex freak definitely makes him more funny though as long as he doesn’t cross the line into predator territory

 

[SpergChud]

That’s part of what makes him so hilarious. It stops being funny once he actually rapes somebody live on stream.

It would be funny to me if people actually had the balls to call him out for his shit. It just makes everyone uncomfortable and kinda kills the vibe for a bit. Obviously i hate burt for being a faggot but on top of that he actually sexually assaulted people in the past and admitted to it. What's enjoyable is seeing him break down, but he's still not ostracized nearly enough.

 

[Cactus Concerto]

this exactly. after luke kicked his ass he's been trying to press people constantly to redeem his manliness or whatever.
which like whatever, he's also playing the game, its not a bad thing to do.
luke really emasculated the shit out of him though and i doubt hes used to that
i think he's actually a good character, even though he's not particularly likeable

The only way a man can fully be emasculated in a situation after accepting a boxing match is to act like a pussy bitch when he loses.

Luke won after getting an elbow to his nose and being told to remove his mouth guard so his opponent had a higher opportunity to leave lasting physical revenge damage on his face and acted incredibly sportsmanlike. He was gracious, hyped up Kawan when TTS roasted him, encouraged him to keep going as they both tired out, and stated Kawan was cool for agreeing to do this in the first place. When Kawan wasn't in his company, Luke refused to shit talk him and maintained his affable demeanor about the fight and his opponent.

• Kawan on the other hand kept running away from clean punches rather than even attempting to block them (pussy behavior)
• Repeatedly spun around like a Beyblade despite being told not to numerous times (retarded pussy behavior)
• Complained about a punch to the head ad nauseum caused by his aforementioned Beyblading (self-inflicted wound licking pussy behavior)
• Gave up on the match because he was having a woman moment, running out of steam, and could see he had lost but couldn't stomach a gracious albeit embarrassing defeat (pussy behavior)
• Sulked around even as Luke tried to inject him with some confidence and reignite their bromance (whiny baby pussy behavor)
• Cried in the den then in the kitchen about how he was a streetfighter and that should excuse his poor performance rather than him making an attempt to adept to the rules of the fighting style he agreed to or just admit he didn't know what the fuck he was doing and he hadn't expected Luke to perform as well as he did (excuses, excuses, excuses! pussy behavior)
• Claimed he totally knew a bunch of other stuff like wrestling which is so much harder and it locks you out of other fighting styles and wah wah wah, then wrung head pats and verbal huggies from the two other males around him, Kevin and Stein, to puff himself up (Binx-level pussy behavior)
• Got his hug tank moment and proceeded to not be over this shit the rest of the day (Payton-level pussy behavior)
• Directly insulted TTS for shit talking him after making it abundantly clear this left a huge scar on his ego (cringe streamer pussy behavior)
• Let his defeat against Luke seep into basically all of his interactions following the fight despite the fact no one else had done shit to him, and negatively impacted interactions and relationships that are not involved whatsoever (socially inept pussy behavior)
• Tossed around all the weight he lost in an attempt to feel better about himself (Alex B-level pussy behavior, MONKEY KING!)
• Could not accept a guy might have something over him in some area of life and proceeded to go from likeable to whiny tard rage baby in the span of one evening (Slimeball-level pussy behavior, redeem saar!)

All over a friendly match that he likely hoped would be him curb-stomping Luke because he's been low-key dealing with some inferiority complex and needed the validation in front of everyone in the house that HE was the alpha male for some fucking reason, missing the forest for the trees and getting blinded to the fact people did not mind his presence and actually dug his energy exactly the way that he was.

But the Luke fog is too strong for these men. One hit and they go ape shit.

Getting tossed around in a fight isn't the most embarrassing part: no matter the fight, no matter the skill levels, no matter the reason going into it or the prize coming out of it, somebody has to lose the match.

Nobody has to lose their sanity along with it. I understand that a guy can feel emasculated or fucked up after a loss, especially in a physical situation, and I don't admonish Kawan simply for reacting badly to it. Especially in the moment. But after a point, grow some balls, dude. It's over. The only one stuck on this is you and you're letting it drag you the fuck down.

All of that said: Tony is absolutely a dumb simp and Kawan almost having a nigga moment out of frustration is pretty kino. Man had a bad day, there's always tomorrow. Don't be Slimeball.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

It will always annoy me that Sam broke out of character and told those tards what they need to do.

Then they forget it in mere hours for simpbait and being "alpha".

Thots on one side, pansies on the other.

This cast is aids.