🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Thots on one side, pansies on the other.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

 

[AssignedEva]

Another massive Jobe W
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The beheading of Burt and Kevin's baby is so funny

 

[Pitckus]

The beheading of Burt and Kevin's baby is so funny
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Luke looks like a chad clone of Jack Packard now.

 

[HamEnjoyer]

Just thought I'd archive the fake spam/virus pop-ups, since some of them are pretty funny and the mini game gives you almost no time to look at them in detail.
Some of them do have metadata:

• 3 have a "shooting date" of either the 27th or 29th of April this year and were made in GIMP
• The McAfee one has a metadata comment, stating it was "Made by Mints", the chat moderator most seem to dislike
• The one were a gun is pointed at a stringed up Lex Friedman has "i love fishtank!!!" as its metadata comment
• A bunch of the gifs have metadata relating to Ezgif.com

Especially the shooting dates seems interesting, as I don't remember the minigame from season 2.5, though admittedly I didn't have much time to watch that season. Also, all of the webps were mislabeled as gifs in their URLs.

Spoiler: Pop-ups

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

some of the funny lines of Mr pepparoni and Irani nuclear missle mans bickering:


Kawan: "Sky has a problem with me because she's flirting with me and I don't like her!"
Tony: "Why you don't like her?"
Kawan: "I like Shelby! The pornstar! I'm trying to fuck with her."
Tony: "Why don't you sleep with her?"
Kawan: "Because I'm arguing with you!"
...
Kawan is mad at Tony for not protecting his baby from Lily aka the girl Tony wants to badabing:
Tony: "But your baby was intact."
Kawan: "Yeah but you didn't care that she did that!"
Tony: "I didn't know it was your baby."
Kawan: "I have one of the two white babies!"
Tony: "Bro, I don't know who has white babies."
...
Kawan: “You weren’t there for me when the baby was taken. I got scared. They tried ripping the door down."
...
Kawan: "You think I want my bro to have herpes?"
Tony sighs.
...
Kawan: "Let's still act distant, OK? So they don't know that we're cool."

I love these two stupid goofy coomers and I hope they get Hassled

 

[The Bastard of Lard]

Sky was just uncomfortably flirting with Payton in the confessional. Sky was trying to intimately disclose "being there for her however she wants" and grabbing onto her arm, swinging around her hand. Payton just sat there like a sack of potatoes and covered her face. Cancerous to watch, and wild that Payton is still complete nontent no matter what happens to her. It seems lesbianism is passed by the spread of herpes.

 

[Steinercard]

He reminds me of Derek Vinyard from American History X. BASED!

The Incredible Hulk was right to be racist and Captain Sisko directly enabled John Connor's murder.

 

[SpergChud]

lily legit has herpes bahaha

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

lily legit has herpes bahaha
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she was all up in tony pepperoni's tonsils again late last night
he kept trying to get her to go to a camera blindspot but she shot him down

 

[itogi]

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm looking at the contestants page and its really hard to believe they've had fucking 33 people on the show this season.

I think I would be happy with a 3 way tie between Luke, Burt and Jobe at this point purely given how weird the format of this season was (not necessarily that they all get the same prize, but they all deserve something). I think those 3 have all brought their A-game to the table.

If I were to ignore the top 3, then I kind of like Star because she's pretty chill.

Binx and Peyote have been total nontent. Fatty doesn't really count and actively makes me want to turn off my computer. Turbo is turbo autism. And everyone else is pretty forgettable.

I do like the Zoroastrian guy just because being a Zoroastrian is about as left of field/random as being Burt (they're less than 0.01% of the population) and he does seem to instigate and get involved in a lot of shit.

And the mormon or whatever dude (Kevin) is only entertaining because he is just there physically but just kind of has no idea of what is going on and isn't really emotionally invested at all (sort of like Ian was)

 

[itogi]

Fatty is extra hoarse today and sounds like batman.

 

[raisinlove]

Was there some kind of code or script that unlocked season pass or the ability to use all cams in an external app? saw something of the ilk on /tv/

 

[neger psykolog]

Star awake before most other people and getting that exercise in. I guess what is her baby is attached to the treadmill.

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

Was there some kind of code or script that unlocked season pass or the ability to use all cams in an external app? saw something of the ilk on /tv/

open this playlist in vlc or other robust media player. There is also a way to set up door navigation in MPV here.
E: or just go to https://ppv.land/ft

 

[Smegward]

Airsoftfatty woke up talking like an argonian and told burt to search for his white magic voodoo monkey dick necklace.

 

[0life]

Luke made a great Fedsmoker impression and called everyone a bunch of baby rapers.

 

[Steinercard]

Yes I hate Burt because I'm racist. But him being a degenerate makes him easy to hate.

 

[The Bastard of Lard]

The Alex Stein and Burt dynamic is genuinely one of the few good things that have came out of the recent events of Fish Tank. Shows Burt's personality a lot better and he's actually relatively articulate comparative to the manic sperging he's been doing for the entire season. Burt is the gift that keeps on giving, truly.

 

[Marche]

The Alex Stein and Burt dynamic is genuinely one of the few good things that have came out of the recent events of Fish Tank. Shows Burt's personality a lot better and he's actually relatively articulate comparative to the manic sperging he's been doing for the entire season. Burt is the gift that keeps on giving, truly.

I see Alex trying to keep Burt around as a regular.