Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

That's likely a link to the now dead social art board, Tegaki E. Sandypants doodled there a lot.
Sandy is Dave.. years ago he sent me an IM and invited me to an oekaki board where he used that name (started out as the dragon version of sandy) then it became his FA account after he abandoned his PeachesthePuppy FA account.
There's actually a few "Sandy Dragonpants" on her Furaffinity gallery:
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Mandy and I were talking and we both agreed that Sandypants may be a nod to Dave's love of Katamari Damacy. Who knows for sure.
Adds up, there's even a Katamari themed picture in the SandyPants gallery:
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Everything is adding up so well it's scary.
 
I updated the OP to reflect these revelations. Fuck you Shmorky :biggrin:

Also Jim's been paying attention to the thread again. New Internet Insanity coming? The most recent tweet kinda implies it.

It would be fitting too, since Jim's last video was about another scat diaper fetishist. This is far more entertaining/horrifying than old Doodle Diapers though.
 
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That particular fetish scenario keeps showing up, to the point where I'm convinced that must've actually happened to him as a kid. Would not surprise me if his fucked up stepdad or brother did that to him, since all accounts (not just mandarys) point to that family being completely FUBAR.

Let's just blame that obviously guilty brother who showed up. He's the one who did it.
 
Personally, I don't give a fuck about racial stereotypes, particularly in cartoons.
However, I think that Dave's more PC friends would enjoy knowing about this, if only so they could crucify Dave for it.
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Depends on where their loyalty lies. It's gotta be one or the other with these people. Though if they don't care about pedophilia, they probably won't care about racism, either.
 
THAT'S were I've seen this guy's work before! It was bugging the shit out of me.

It really sucks when people with talent end up being shitty people. Really sours past work of theirs.

It's a shame because I really liked Shmorky's work a lot back in the day. He was my favorite thing about SA for sure. I only knew him from there though. Didn't know he did anything else.

I always imagined him being a real cool guy like the guys that made Homestar Runner. I'm not sure if I'd even be able to watch his stuff anymore and I'm not sure I want to try. It'd be like trying to listen to a Lostprophets song or something.
 
Okay. I feel like I need a shower now but I grabbed all 52 from his Inkbunny gallery. Anywhere I should dump them? (other than the bottom of the ocean?)

At first it said he didn't have a gallery, but I actually had to manually set my profile to view the most extreme stuff to make it appear.

Here are a few choice comments:
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Also, there's quite a few "character pissing themselves because someone won't let them in the bathroom" pics.
@Mandarys_Milan, wasn't that a particular Shmork fetish?

Ya'll motherfuckers need GodJesus.

Damn, I feel unclean just reading this shit.

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What if we dig all the way down and we find out that every diaper furry on the entire internet is a alt-account of Shmorky and there was never any diaper fur subculture, It was all just him?

Man, I confess to being 100% weong about this. I don't know, in a way it's a relief to know there aren't more of these pantspissing shiteaters. We should be graeful for small mercies.

It may be just me, too, but the "Tanks, Mee" is almost the most disturbing part of that. Like the fggt can't keep from infantilizing himself for even the time it takes to say goodbye.
 
@Soliloqueef Yo, thanks so much for finally confirming the Sandy/Peaches/Dave link. There's a reason Schmorky went around keeping this account completely separate he knew this was fucked up. I guess he thought pretending to be an entirely different person would soften the blow but only makes it that much worse. The main reason linking these was important (at least for me) was not just the obvious pedo/scat fetishes. But this opens up a completely different realm of people he could have targeted under the Sandypants name.

@Mandarys_Milan Also, remember how you mentioned Dave wasn't ever good with money? And how he got quite a bit from his adult swim bumps but it somehow disappeared and he couldn't explain how. Just look at all the commissions he gets as Sandypants and if he bought some over priced doll which is seemingly no where to be found. I wouldn't be surprised if he continued that while you two were together.
 
I used wayback to archive the SandyPants twitter and scrolled to the bottom, because in my experience, I've been able to archive entire accounts doing that. So here is, hopefully, a live archive of all of the Twitter content. Just for safekeeping.

Since this page has so many tweets, I'm not entirely sure it'll reliably save all of the loads, so just in case, a screencap archive:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Highlights are great, but it's always good to have everything else backed up for the morbidly curious.
 
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