🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Norstein Bekkler]

She also corrects TTS everytime they call it an octopus, it has six legs which makes it a squid.

She's by far my favorite of the new contestants. I only caught the tail end of it, but the first night the new people were there, she was in the confessional going on about a landline telephone in the penthouse and two toys she found with phone numbers on them, and how she thought if she called the numbers on the penthouse phone she could figure out the mystery behind the house.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Luke is a fucking saint.

 

[AssignedEva]

Luca has ruined Binx's idea of doing a drag show to get Kawan's and Tony's baby

Payton was actually going to be the one stealing the babies - she was actually going to do something mildly interesting for once.
No reason was given, although a Production TTS said "nobody wants to see that" as well. I'm not sure if this is because Brandon is trying to sue them (so they didn't want to risk adding fuel to the fire), or if actual content might draw attention from one of Jet's unfunny bits, or if it's because Sam would complain... but back to likely nontent. They're going to try and do a "male strip show" instead.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Burt has denounced child drag. I know he seems easily influenced, but his personal opinions and lifestyle are the most unshakeable thing about him. If he actually gave into peer pressure, he would have stopped talking about being a gay prostitute with everyone. My opinion on him swings every day, but he really does have the mind of a child.

Production doesn't want to give Burt money, but he already has a lot of it, and he has stated he wants to split the money with all of the former and current fish. That would be the good ending in my eyes.



TTS just told Burt that Trump reached out to production, and if Burt wins, he will be invited to the White House if he endorses Trump. This confused the hell out of him.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

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turbo got this octopus like 4 days ago or something and she completely loves it
she always keeps it with her and whenever shes in the den for stuff like this she wears it on her head

What a cutie lil quirk chungus ;^3
I hope she doesn't do something disturbing like suck cocks on camera for money...

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I love Luke and Stars friendship its so wholesome.
Honestly I think its just that shes the least porn affected of the women but shes probably going to let my good graces down in a hot minute.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I’m convinced he’s a MATI listener/farmer.

i know this is a retarded thought but it’d be really funny if a good portion of farmers were gigachads like luke with boxing training and not fat

meanwhile people on tumblr and tiktok are soyboy faggots

 

[itogi]

Endorsements update: Jobe is now №3

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

What a cutie lil quirk chungus ;^3
I hope she doesn't do something disturbing like suck cocks on camera for money...

No dude, she owned up to it and totally doesn't do it anymore.

Just ignore that her talent was shoving a hotdog down her throat.

Tradwife material bro.

 

[sedoL]

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turbo got this octopus like 4 days ago or something and she completely loves it
she always keeps it with her and whenever shes in the den for stuff like this she wears it on her head

That's the autist octopus right?
Or is it the jewish globohomo conspiracy octopus?

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Tony Pepperoni is really awkward around LingLing now

 

[KingFrampt]

No reason was given, although a Production TTS said "nobody wants to see that" as well. I'm not sure if this is because Brandon is trying to sue them (so they didn't want to risk adding fuel to the fire), or if actual content might draw attention from one of Jet's unfunny bits, or if it's because Sam would complain... but back to likely nontent. They're going to try and do a "male strip show" instead.

They did say the other day that Payton isn't even in the running anymore

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

She also corrects TTS everytime they call it an octopus, it has six legs which makes it a squid.

Squids have 10 legs. Lmao I love her

 

[AssignedEva]

Instead of the drag show, they're doing a male strip show to win 8000 Chris Points with Burt and Lily as the judges. Unfortunately they've ruined the bit because they're insisting the babies need to be left with Fatty because the environment isn't suitable for children, rather than just trying to steal the babies when the men are stripping. Also I'm a bit unclear but I think the baby contest is actually over already as all the babies "died"

Also Kevin is refusing to participate, and Burt's gotten confused and is offering to swap roles with Kevin (that Kevin also isn't interested in doing).

 

[Rum Wife]

No dude, she owned up to it and totally doesn't do it anymore.

Just ignore that her talent was shoving a hotdog down her throat.

Tradwife material bro.

Simps seem to be ignorant of the fact that Turbo tried to lie about her porn career when confronted, until Alex Stein & the guys said they saw the videos.

She's consistently tried to downplay it as modeling or being a "fitness influencer." In her confessional with Binx today, Turbo also said she's "not ashamed of it, it just wasn't who she wanted to be." Avoidance isn't repentance, it's cope.

Spoiler: Your quirky wholesome squidwife, sir

 

[neger psykolog]

Some unstructured notes about Andrea's Talent Management, the talent agency hosting Burt's demo tape:

It is pretty evident from Burt's entire social media presence that he has a company/person managing it for him. So he probably pays these people a monthly fee or whatever to try and become "internet famous" and get acting/porn roles.

It's not necessarily a negative that their own YouTube channel and presence isn't famous itself. Things like him having a casting reel are kind of essential to be able to send to people to apply for roles (or people come across them when searching). People that want to become famous are easy money for "talent agencies" like these and they are a dime a dozen across the board (porn, music, modeling, acting, background extras, voice actors, anything you can think of)

 

[Tr00nStompa]

Eggplants



Here's an updated one that features a camera wall grid if you hit alt-g
put the lua in the scripts directory/folder and play the m3u with mpv
(thanks @Tr00nStompa and @Chubby Checker for posting this and the fix for it in this thread and @gentoofag for posting original and whoever else was involved)
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On line 112 "bedroom-3" should be changed to "bedroom-3-3".

Updated code:

{room="grid-wall", to="bedroom-3-3", points={0.0, 0.6, 0.2, 0.6, 0.2, 0.8, 0.0, 0.8}},

Also, for any new users to mpv with this script, you can press 'g' then subsequently 'p' to open up a searchable menu that displays all rooms.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

On line 112 "bedroom-3" should be changed to "bedroom-3-3".

Updated code:

{room="grid-wall", to="bedroom-3-3", points={0.0, 0.6, 0.2, 0.6, 0.2, 0.8, 0.0, 0.8}},

Also, for any new users to mpv with this script, you can press 'g' then subsequently 'p' to open up a searchable menu that displays all rooms.

ok replaced it in that post with a fixed version, thanks.
will the m3u ever need to be replaced? i assume the one on ppv doesn't contain the grid/camera wall ( i mean obviously it doesn't its hosted somewhere else)

 

[BullfrogBill]

Binx is only liked because she's a girl and knows the memes. I still don't believe she didn't know who Sam Hyde was beforehand.

Yeah, Stinx has proven many times that she lies about real things (like never having sex with a black guy) so it's beyond naive and into retard territory to believe that she doesn't know about this show or Sam Hyde. It spoke volumes when Jet was about to read the results from the lie detector test that Stinx immediately started freaking out about how she thinks she lied about "the Fishtank question". If Stinx really didn't know then she would literally have no reason to be worried about it.

 

[jokerstrlck]

Simps seem to be ignorant of the fact that Turbo tried to lie about her porn career when confronted, until Alex Stein & the guys said they saw the videos.

She's consistently tried to downplay it as modeling or being a "fitness influencer." In her confessional with Binx today, Turbo also said she's "not ashamed of it, it just wasn't who she wanted to be." Avoidance isn't repentance, it's cope.

Spoiler: Your quirky wholesome squidwife, sir

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yeah its called being ashamed of it