Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[GaryGray]

I thought you guys posted the wrong paper at first but the judge literally just doodled DENIED in the corner as the ultimate fuck you

No form filing, no comment, only the basic electronic stamp saying no. The ultimate bureaucrat way to say the motion wasn't even worth the electrons used to transmit. This is what was going through the judge's mind as he wasted his valuable time reading Ralph's document.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The letter itself was funny enough but this is a whole new level. I know it's just a standard court practice to write DENIED in all caps but it really comes off as the judge mocking Ralph. I don't know what's going on in that small county but I hope they're having as much fun as I am.

DENIED is the new JULAY

 

[Fungible penis]

I guess the judge wasn't in the right legal mindset.

 

[Strix454]

That judge is an American hero. He takes time on the day before Thanksgiving to a rubber-stamp reply telling Ralph's cats and Ralph to go fuck themselves.

The only way Ralph is resolving that case is by coming home in leg irons.

That judge seems to know exactly who and what ralph is.

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

YER HONOR I JUST WANNA SQUASH THE BEEF IS ALL DEW YEW UNNAH STAN!!??

 

[Schpoots]

Happy thanksgiving, Ralph!

 

[Elmo]

Think of it this way, Ralph, now you don't have to make excuses for why you are skipping visits. Think of all of the money you are now saving!

 

[Vect]

...this Internet livestreamer with a non-functional website has a fax machine?

 

[Ace888Ace]

I think the silver lining for Ralph on this is he now has an excuse to give up on his pretense of attempting sobriety. Glass (or rather, pill bottle) half full and all that.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Ralph's reply to his request being denied:

"To your honor and honorable court,

Suck mah dick bish.

Sincerely,
Ethan Ralph"

 

[Makoto Niijima]

A lawyer would never advise you to make excuses in your letter you MORON!

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[ye's Official KF Burner]

Another W for the Ralphamale.

 

[Strictly Confidential]

Judge, just my shit up fam:

 

[DickMain]

I thought you guys posted the wrong paper at first but the judge literally just doodled DENIED in the corner as the ultimate fuck you

Made me think of one of the first replies to the initial news. It's exactly as terse as some people were hoping. I would have given my left nut for Judge Cashman to have ended it in 'DENIED etc.'

The Court:
"LOL no. LMAO."

 

[innocent jogger]

Looks like Ralph is gonna carry that warrant.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

I can't decide which legal document was more pathetic. Ralph telling the judge he'd really prefer not being arrested because muh cats or Kayla's motion to suppress, which contained references to Scarface and implied Nick was merely pretending to be a cokehead.

Did Ralph redact both documents or was it Nick? This whole shitshow has been so surreal it made me believe we are really living in a simulation.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

Do you think the judge wrote that himself, or got his law clerk to draft it?

 

[FiveStarAce]

Happy thanksgiving, everybody. God bless you all.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I guess the judge wasn't in the right legal mindset.

LEGAL MINDSET?! THIS JUDGE IS MORE OF A LEGAL DICK SUCKAH FOR KEEPIN' MUH SON AWAY FROM ME!

 

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No form filing, no comment, only the basic electronic stamp saying no. The ultimate bureaucrat way to say the motion wasn't even worth the electrons used to transmit. This is what was going through the judge's mind as he wasted his valuable time reading Ralph's document.
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Lol. Here’s Ralph all puffed up with pride thinking no judge would ever keep a father away from his suuhhnnn on Christmas, only to be swatted away like a gnat by that aylog judge. This is just too good. Happy Holidays piggy.