Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Is this really something that happens outside of 80s sex comedy movies?

Well, I thought it was one of those weird and funny things Nick did while in college, but I may be conflating that with the underwear party, which he claims he did do.

So Mea Culpa if that is in fact something he did not do. I am WRONG and FELTED on the Internet! (But seriously, I don't want to add to any unearned lore for Nick. There's enough real stuff.)

 

[Drama Trauma]

I've made a video about Nick's and Aaron's gayish relationship.
Enjoy.

EDIT: AI art of Nick and Aaron as Warhammer 40k Spacemarines - Chaos X Pugilist (very gay and also the thumbnail)

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Unsubstantiated rumor:

Breaking balldo news claims Nick delayed the deal because while it'd drop the neglect charge, it'd force Nick to submit to a no contact order with April and he is considering if that's worth it or not

This did not happen. There are 75,000 reasons this did not happen. Or at least 26.67.

 

[Captain Manning]

Idk man that post legit gave me a deja vu and i went back 2 years ago when i saw it. It could be ran by more than him but i swear he has his hand in it. There is something about this posting style, his faggotry is so distinct.

I suspected that initially, but the reason I have doubts is that Kinogay is (as you know) a complete fuckup retard.

Kinogay is not smart enough to do this, for example:



There's other things, like BBN actually credits Farmers by name, and encourages people to read this thread. Kinogay rips off shit and claims it as his own exclusive news.

Kinogay might be on "staff," I guess. Just like he is on the Kino Casino. I dunno. At the very least, I don't think this is a full on Kinogay operation though. There's a higher IQ at work here.

I suppose I'll have egg on my face if I'm wrong though.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I suspected that initially, but the reason I have doubts is that Kinogay is (as you know) a complete fuckup retard.

Kinogay is not smart enough to do this, for example:

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There's other things, like BBN actually credits Farmers by name, and encourages people to read this thread. Kinogay rips off shit and claims it as his own exclusive news.

Kinogay might be on "staff," I guess. Just like he is on the Kino Casino. I dunno. At the very least, I don't think this is a full on Kinogay operation though. There's a higher IQ at work here.

I suppose I'll have egg on my face if I'm wrong though.

It could be both that's what i am saying, see it's not excactly him... I am saying its him and a couple of his buddies this time.

 

[parsnip]

It seems really unlikely that the plea deal would include no contact with April, unless she was the one responsible for the kid getting into the cocaine. If she was, you'd think the CPS would have insisted on her being out of the whore shed before they returned the kids. It doesn't make sense.

 

[Fapcop]

He hires Latino men to tend his acreage, iirc. When he was being sponsored by the handheld saw company, he would put on a Mexican accent and joke about them. This led to a story he told about how he once owned a riding lawn mower that broke down and he never fixed it.


Google tells me that no contact orders in plea deals are almost always to protect a victim of a crime. Rolling with the rumor, the State may be asking that April has no contact with the children due to the daughter who tested positive. This has the same effect as no contact with Nick assuming that he wants to keep his kids and April.

Unfortunately, that brings us back to where we started. No one is charged with a crime wrt the child who tested positive.

I think a no contact order would be an outcome Nick would love.

He’d get out of the whole April problem without risking her turning on him. AND he’ll still get pussy. Just less frequently since April would just think it’s romantic that their forbidden love must only be at motels once a week.

And we will get to hear about it through Aprils vague tweets.

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

my guess is that bbn is christorianx

 

[Captain Manning]

It seems really unlikely that the plea deal would include no contact with April, unless she was the one responsible for the kid getting into the cocaine. If she was, you'd think the CPS would have insisted on her being out of the whore shed before they returned the kids. It doesn't make sense.

You will recall that they initially decided not to proceed with charges against her. It looked, for a little while anyways, she was gonna fuck off (and she absolutely should have and not looked back).

Then she came back.

I think it makes perfect sense for them to want her the fuck outta the picture. Same reason she's not living in the main house.

(to be clear, I still think this needs verification, but it's fun to play devil's advocate).

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Then she came back.

She is just so IN LOVE with Nick that she has physical withdrawal symptoms if she leaves him for even a day!

It's drugs. Nick gave her drugs and if she wants to get more drugs the path she knows is being his cokewhore.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The funniest outcome for the identity of BBN would be Nick's 17 year old son. Or Aaron, but Nick's own son being his biggest alog on Twitter is the funniest outcome for me.

 

[Strix454]

PIGGY DENIED
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https://xcancel.com/Crackieta/status/1861887444267741281

That judge is an American Hero. He could have just ignored Ralph today. Its the afternoon of the last working day before thanksgiving. But instead he drops the bomb on Ralph and lets him know - without comment - he can stay in Mexico and rot along with his cats until the end of time.

I start to think that he knows exactly who and what Ralph is. You are not in California anymore Ralph. Welcome to no mercy Trump country outstate Minnesota.

 

[LiquidKid]

It's the type of behavior that makes people think BBN is just Kinochet, nigga's never beating the allegations. (That's because the account most likely is Kinochet.) I'll believe it when we have documents from a test center proving it.

There was a solid month where I thought BBN was Captain Manning since Manning seemed to be the only one who believed his stuff. But I felt that got disproven a while ago

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The funniest outcome for the identity of BBN would be Nick's 17 year old son. Or Aaron, but Nick's own son being his biggest alog on Twitter is the funniest outcome for me.

I think that would be more tragic than funny.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

On Nick's for-sale house: The location, the square footage, the lot and the property generally isn't bad. The price isn't out of line for what someone is getting sight unseen in that area. But the house itself is a difficult if not impossible sell. The kitchen and bathrooms are really dated (or just bad). But the two things that really kill it are:

1) Its so empty and impersonal on the inside. Its looks institutional or like a bunker. Its not going to be a place anyone is going to imagine themselves living in by looking at it. The size combined with that empty look just says "cold". The flooring in alot of the house contributes to that look.

2) The Silent Hill bathroom will kill the deal on 99% of the people who walk through that house. Its going to shock people and its all some people are going to remember about the whole house once they finish walking through.

There are buyers in that area for property at the price point with a large house and acreage. But the problem is going to be that they will always have a better choice at that price point than that house.

The way to sell it is probably dropping down the price enough that there is enough value to play with to justify doing the renovations and staging the house in some sellable way.

Honestly, one person might want it…

Montagraph! It’d be the best possible location for the Umbrella Man: Land of a Thousand Lakes. The bathroom looks like a serial killers and the broken water system really adds to the feeling that the previous owners did not give a shit vibe.

 

[AnOminous]

Plus, there has been some suspicion here that there is an inside source at the courthouse. I know few people that have even claimed to have even talked to them. BBN might even be one of them.

@MNPublicRecords might be still leaking just not documents directly.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

How down bad is Nick for pussy, really?

If true I assume it’s more that Nick is scared of what this crazy dumped side piece would do if she were kicked out their house and dropped entirely. What she knows, the degree of balldo degeneracy, and her consent to the bodycam footage are all balls Nick is trying to keep up in the air successfully. If no contact is a condition, she’ll suddenly be in need of the money Null has raised for the bodycam and she’ll be a spurned crazy chick with nothing left to lose.

Nick has really fucked himself.

 

[Captain Manning]

There was a solid month where I thought BBN was Captain Manning since Manning seeking to be the only one who believed his stuff. But I lost that belief after a while

I wouldn't be caught dead on Twitter.

Ever wonder why I use Nitter portals when archiving? It's because I flat out refuse to make an account. Not even a throwaway one just for reading.

(xcancel.com is REALLY good BTW, and I recommend it over Poast).

Also, I wouldn't say I'm the only person that believes at least certain stuff from BBN. I might be bucking the trend by not believing BBN is Kinochet though.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Kinochet is wayyy too self serving to run an account like that. He fellates himself and his faves a little too hard in the end and wants to be the sole source controlling the narrative. That ego always fucks him over because he always makes mistakes that reveal it's him.

There's a lot of people it could be, but I'm not sold on Kinochet. But I'm not entirely out of the market for him. He could have learned.

 

[KittyLoaf]

Nick maybe qualified as average before. He was still unable to leverage his privilege and status to overcome his whiskey induced impotence and pock-marked, flat ass.

Then he decided to blow up his status and turn himself into a crack ghoul. Not to mention he unmasked his toxic femininity, rampant narcissism, and antisocial traits.

Thanks to Ape spilling that Balldo made her bleed pretty much guarantees this fucker is bad or uninterested in foreplay.

Any normal woman would screen Crackets as a mega-creep (at minimum).

Before Ape, the only other confirmed hook was MANdy. He's desperate to hold onto the younger model, despite Ape being an obvious BPD nightmare. She's the best he can do. And probably the only woman (excluding the ones he had to pay).