Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cousin Eddie]

I think that would be more tragic than funny.

Stranger things have happened.

 

[Melty Butter]

TBf he succeeded in pissing everyone off when he decided to bring a Tony Montana level of coke to his small Minnesota town and then publicly air everything to the entire world. If the county didn't hate him already the belligerent pig monster he lured into court hearing sealed the deal.

Funny you should mention that. The St. Cloud subreddit (lol - yes, April's famous!) did a mash-up of April completely strung out while on stream. I don't think I can embed Reddit media on KF but here's the link and a screenshot:

(They may have gotten it from one of the STMS a-logs but it was the first time I'd seen it.)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The question: is Nick THAT retarded?

The answer to this question is always "yes".
We wouldn't be here if he wasn't.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I am going to engage in rampant speculation about BBN.

We know he’s in contact with Aaron, for sure. It’s possible that Aaron has contacts with rats in the balldo bunker. And its also likely that Nick is sharing info with the rats and is being backstabbed by said rats.

But here’s the twist, Nick knows this, and has sent out goss that is too good to be true as a way of sniffing out the rats in bunker.

Clearly Nick has run circles around BBN and the Casino. Ring it up, Rackets W.

Suffah Kinochet 2.0

 

[LiquidKid]

Meanwhile we got a fresh leak of Sean back when he was a prosecutor

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Stranger things have happened.
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I had to search that article out of pure intrigue and I have to say that story is wild, imagine copping a charge for cyber bullying your own kid.

We know he’s in contact with Aaron, for sure. It’s possible that Aaron has contacts with rats in the balldo bunker

BNN is Aaron, that's how he gets info from Aaron.
That's how I'm going to say it and speculate in the hopes it catches on and makes Nick believe it.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

 

[AnOminous]

This was my first reaction as well that a no-contact order for a non-victim is out of the ordinary, but on second thought this makes more sense if the state is shoehorning it into drug cases' extremely common probation conditions prohibiting the convict's contact with known drug users or with known felons going forward.

It's almost like it was an ultra-retarded idea to parade around like a crack pimp with his side whore and even bring her to court hearings about his crimes.

The state is under no obligation to do even offer any plea deal at all and they are the master of their offer with no legal obstacle to getting creative with a condition narrowly tailored to the circumstances like this, so if Nick's professed love for April is more important than avoiding trial, he's free to take it or leave it.

I hope he turns it down, gets thrown in prison, then she monkey branches to another loser and sells the body cam footage while he's in his Balldo cell.

 

[Folgers Can]

Blood testing for cocaine is a very short-term. For that to be true, the daughter would have had to have been a regular user right up to the day of the arrest and they would have had to have immediately made a decision on intake to do a blood test.

That really all seems unlikely. The CPS documentation as released also says nothing about blood being drawn or blood tests. If they were going to re-test, the most likely thing they would have done is more extensive tests on the hair samples they took.

This was an added reason to take every last pixel of BBN's post with a metric ton of salt, because it's already documented ITT that the hair test samples were taken near the time of the May 23rd arrest, followed by Nick's comments at the May 28th hearing foreshadowing test results that had not come back yet, after which hair test results were first announced by what the GAL "just got back" as of the June 6th hearing. There would have been no point to doing a blood test for cocaine or metabolites after that two-week delay, so the only way one would have been done is if one of the children, one of the parents, Aaron/April, or someone in the community told CPS in late May that there's a very specific reason to do a blood test ASAP, and there have been no publicly known signs that anyone said any such thing.

On the other hand, there is another possible way BBN's comment might make sense: notably he only said "confirmation of the exposure by blood testing," not necessarily blood testing for cocaine or cocaine metabolites. What other kind of blood testing could pertain to cocaine exposure? The question reminded me of some past discussion ITT speculating that rhabdomyolysis could explain Nick's ghoulish appearance, which then reminded me that just as creatine kinase levels in the blood can detect damage to skeletal muscle in a rhabdo patient, similarly there would have to be blood tests pertinent to detecting damage to cardiac muscle in a pediatric patient exposed to dangerous amounts of cocaine, would there not?

Sure enough there are, and although important biomarkers like CK, CK-MB, and myoglobin typically return to normal levels within a few days after cardiac muscle damage, the most commonly tested biomarker can look back further back in time than the few days that a blood test for cocaine metabolites would have:

(LINK)

Common sense would further dictate that whenever hair test results comes back with levels as high as in this case, CPS' standard operating procedure would have to be referring the child to new medical testing and care in that regard, and searching back through docs in this case there are at least some signs consistent with that having happened. First off, about three weeks after the hair test results came back, the state's disclosures to Nick on June 26th included medical records pertaining to the children:

Now in all fairness, since those medical records were coupled with disclosure of "letters requesting medical records," it stands to reason that some or even all of the medical records disclosed on June 26th may have just been old pre-arrest records received from old pre-arrest care providers in response to the state's letter requests. However, the state notably disclosed a whole other second round of medical records to Nick on July 5th with no accompanying second round of letter requests for those records:

This is just pure speculation here, but from the timing and wording of these separate disclosures of separate batches of medical records, one has to wonder whether at least some of the second batch of medical records pertained to medical testing and care that CPS would have obtained on its own after the arrest in direct reaction to the hair test results. Could it be that this included a standard cardiac biomarker blood test, which came back with Troponin T levels so high that the appropriate diagnosis was recent cardiac tissue damage, of which the already-ascertained exposure to cocaine was the most likely cause? But surely that can't be, because Nick has said many a time that observation of a perfectly "healthy" child was proof that the hair test must have been bullshit. He would never lie about such a thing.

DISCLAIMER: IANAMD and am just googling through what Aaron calls "Nick's WebMD thing", i.e. probably talking out of my ass. Is there anyone ITT with any modicum of expertise on cardiac biomarker testing that could weigh in on this sort of thing?

 

[3MMA]

It's almost like it was an ultra-retarded idea to parade around like a crack pimp with his side whore and even bring her to court hearings about his crimes.

I’ve thought about this & think it’s abysmally stupid, too. I’m disappointed that Kayla hasn’t bitch slapped April yet. Anyone with some self-respect would. If not with fists, with words. “Get the fuck outta here, whore.” Simple as.

Nicks cope is mos def, “but April was busted with us, honey. Blah blah blah blah blah” Kayla needs to slap him, too. She has more power than she thinks. At least tell the bish she’s not welcome. Make shit clear so when April & Nick cross more lines, it’s transparent & on them. This is basic shit.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I think April is talking about a prospective rental place here, not the Balldo Bunker. But who knows wtf Ape is talking about most of the time, I don't think SHE even knows.

Ape has no job. I'm betting she's looking to rent for her and the slim reaper w/ room for kids. No reason she would be looking for a house as just single person w/ no income.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

She's not looking for shit just like the house isn't being sold because of the unrealistic price. It's all for appearances.

 

[Oh Darn]

The way to sell it is probably dropping down the price enough that there is enough value to play with to justify doing the renovations and staging the house in some sellable way

The crazy thing is that Nick could probably make the house more attractive by literally just stripping out the shower. Wouldn’t even have to replace it or anything, just leave the bare walls and drain. It at least would stop people asking if you had just had Jeffrey Dahmer over.

Maybe then he could get a taste of that sweet, sweet drywall again

 

[not william stenchever]

Maybe then he could get a taste of that sweet, sweet drywall again

It was a shocking revelation to learn that the vacuum I use when cutting into drywall was in fact a gigantic cocaine addict all along.

 

[LovisXVI]

What if BBN was Nick Rekieta's alternate personality that breaks though occasionally in an attempt to free himself of the alcohol and drug addled state that was killing their shared body? Would explain the insider information and the inability to determine their identity.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Breaking Balldo News is ran by the oldest son, who is in talks with the now retired Jim Felt, his agent behind the scenes that's feeding him information.

My source for this info? I saw it in a dream.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Ape has no job. I'm betting she's looking to rent for her and the slim reaper w/ room for kids. No reason she would be looking for a house as just single person w/ no income.

I figured that too, maybe looking at renting a condo with an HOA. My mom got a fine from a condo HOA rental for leaving a potted plant on the porch overnight, so HOA nonsense can transfer to renters, dependent on the lease they sign, and they're definitely made aware of the rules before signing the lease.

Ape and Rekieta would never survive in a condo with an HOA, they'd get constant snippy notes and fines.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Nick apparently called 911 and reported seeing dwarfs running around the house. Kayla intervened and reminded him “those are your kids, stupid”.

MOMMY, MOMMY WE'RE HUNGRY AND STINKY!!

What if BBN was Nick Rekieta's alternate personality that breaks though occasionally in an attempt to free himself of the alcohol and drug addled state that was killing their shared body? Would explain the insider information and the inability to determine their identity.

I really hope someday we get a schizocow that has it's biggest a-log being themselves

 

[Chazzed Up]

It's expected for a crackhead to think otherwise, but nobody really wants to buy a house with major costly repairs needed. When I was looking for a house I remember one that had an AC system on its last leg and they were barely budging on the price, retarded. It's a big fucking headache to arrange for major work to be done. Flippers would do it but the price of the house would have to make it worthwhile. For a family or a single person who is going to want to deal with that when they could pay a bit more and not deal with all that?

Also, when it's clear a house hasn't been cared for, you stay the fuck away. Same with cars. If there's visible disrepair it means there's expensive invisible disrepair too.

 

[Captain Manning]

I really hope someday we get a schizocow that has it's biggest a-log being themselves

Dunno if it counts but @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed wrote a thread in PG, using a sock... on himself.

Shit was funny. If he's a schizocow, he's at least a likable one though.