🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Just Some Other Guy]

fatty: "our mission was to fuck with these guys, and mission fuckin success ladies and gentlemen"
about as successful as a fuckin youtube fart prank where an old black lady at walmart just uncomfortably stares at the weird dude with a fart machine

Production literally ejected almost all of them in very lame, very short sessions with zero entertainment value. People in the house huffing their own farts

 

[MyMoveDidntComeOut]

*Production kicks everyone off* "We did amazing getting these people to leave so quick!"

 

[The Blue Morpho]

fatty: "our mission was to fuck with these guys, and mission fuckin success ladies and gentlemen"
about as successful as a fuckin youtube fart prank where an old black lady at walmart just uncomfortably stares at the weird dude with a fart machine

Yeah they didn't really drive anyone out. Almost everyone was arbitrarily told to leave by production. Whole thing was pretty mids.

 

[raisinlove]

God how is frank going to even get close to and fuck around with anyone. All they have to do is lightly touch his chest to cause awful pain

 

[sum ting wong]

Binx and Payton all of a sudden have huge egos after doing nothing. Burt still has no fucking clue what's going on or is at least acting like it. Fatty is still in the tank. Jobe is supposedly leaving. At least Luke is still here.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Binx and Payton all of a sudden have huge egos after doing nothing. Burt still has no fucking clue what's going on or is at least acting like it. Fatty is still in the tank. Jobe is supposedly leaving. At least Luke is still here.

Yep. Wanted the 2.0 cast to run from the house in tears. Instead got....this. Amazing. Kawan actually provided the best entertainment in the end.

 

[jokerstrlck]

usually when sam hassles someone as they are getting ready to leave its funny because they deserve it for whining or being a bitch. This time was just petty. Maybe i am being rused

 

[Fecal Position]

Trying to make the "og fish" likeable is going to be a real uphill battle. There's no one to root for aside from Luke and Jobe, and they're not even in the runnings.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Kwab was a better fish than payton and binx

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Yep. Wanted the 2.0 cast to run from the house in tears. Instead got....this. Amazing. Kawan actually provided the best entertainment in the end.

Yeah I can't really knock how he handled his exit too much. They kept jerking him around and its not really his fault he's too dense to see they're just mocking him. Then he smashes some of their shit on the way out, which is based. I would love to see his exit interview.

 

[C. Cactus]

He keeps fucking up like he did in 2018.

What does this mean? I've heard this reference a few times but I don't get it

 

[bookers]

usually when sam hassles someone as they are getting ready to leave its funny because they deserve it for whining or being a bitch. This time was just petty. Maybe i am being rused

..are you talking about kwan?
he was trying to big time people the whole time he was there
he put up a good fight with blockading doors and shit and he left relatively unscathed
if sam wanted wanted to fuck him he would have kicked his ass or something
they kicked so many people unceremoniously today, he wasnt the only one

@c.cactus its a meme

 

[anliteralidiot]

What does this mean? I've heard this reference a few times but I don't get it

Vance fucked up in 2018, that's all you need to know.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Franks new tattoo.
He said he was getting new ink then going in. super risky given how dirty the tank actually is.
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>The angel told me you raped me in my dream

 

[jokerstrlck]

..are you talking about kwan?
he was trying to big time people the whole time he was there
he put up a good fight with blockading doors and shit and he left relatively unscathed
if sam wanted wanted to fuck him he would have kicked his ass or something
they kicked so many people unceremoniously today, he wasnt the only one

they told him to be an asshole i dont know why the end had to be jerking him around

 

[snort inquisition]

famouse house part 2 was stupid as fuck, honestly even despite the good moments every idea has been pretty fucking bad, and now we have duds as contestants that could win, what an unsatisfying end

 

[Rome Is Burning]

What does this mean? I've heard this reference a few times but I don't get it

It's a joke like the joke about Kevin Nash getting raped

 

[neger psykolog]

fatty: "our mission was to fuck with these guys, and mission fuckin success ladies and gentlemen"
about as successful as a fuckin youtube fart prank where an old black lady at walmart just uncomfortably stares at the weird dude with a fart machine

The old black lady: Star

 

[The Blue Morpho]

famouse house part 2 was stupid as fuck, honestly even despite the good moments every idea has been pretty fucking bad, and now we have duds as contestants that could win, what an unsatisfying end

First, we ask them to leave!

but then when they're almost gone, we pretend to ask them to stay!

ONLY THEN we tell them to leave anyway!

HAHAHAHAHA HELL HOUSE

 

[Mushroom King]

"My shorts are Balenciaga!!" Jet Neptroon proclaims as he runs from Burt.