Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Intelligent Calcium]

I looked at my phone while I was in line at the store (bad weather coming) and I had two missed texts from Dave at 11:21 am

The first one says "I am leaving for a long time"

The second one says "Maybe forever"

It looks like I missed some things while I was out getting emergency supplies together..

When a manipulative, abusive person like Shmorky threatens suicide, the last thing you should do is feel guilty.

 

[Aleks]

On one hand I usually prefer Lolcows to stay alive in the hopes of future content, on the other I don't think many people including myself would consider it a bad thing if he ended his life.

I normally wouldn't wish death on anybody, but I'll take it as an alternative to a possible court case that may or may not go anywhere.

 

[RI 360]

I hope he live streams it for movie night.

 

[El Garbage]

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maybe for those of us who aren't furries, you can tell us what you see.

It's just generic awful diaper garbage.

 

[somewhereelse poster]

Is there a timeline or anything somewhere of the various aliases he has used? I'm not sure if I'm missing something or have my dates wrong, but the rough one I've assembled in my head has him abandoning the Cave Deli and DaveBunny sometime before he started at SA, and then starting up with the Peaches and Sandy stuff some time ~'07 ish? Are we missing some other alias/persona somewhere that he was using during the ~'04 - '07 timeframe? I doubt he was able to just completely abstain from his fetishes during that time.

 

[Rhysuu]

How many times has he threatened suicide over the last week? Lol, he must be going for some kind of record. We all know he's not going to do it, he's too weak. He's not strong/man enough to actually kill himself.

I'll bet his "attempt" was something completely half-assed. Took too many Tylenol or swallowed the tube of toothpaste.

 

[Doseferatu]

Really I'm split on this.

On one hand, I'd love to see him spiral more and more down the rabbit hole. On the other, I kind of wish he didn't botch his suicide.

Ordinarily, even though I revile child predators, I hope that they become better people and stop wanting to diddle kids.
Given what we have learned about David, he genuinely lacks a conscience and is not capable of change. He realizes that what he does is wrong given his efforts to conceal his abominable drawings and actions, but he plays the pity card and then goes back to what he's done before. It's cyclical.

Break the cycle, David.

 

[Soliloqueef]

I'm a chronically empathetic/sympathetic person in real life. I just feel sick inside from all of this... It's a trainwreck. It's making sense now why he was freaking out on the phone a few days after Christmas about his net being down. I really do kind of live under a rock.

 

[PoisonedBun]

Are we missing some other alias/persona somewhere that he was using during the ~'04 - '07 timeframe? I doubt he was able to just completely abstain from his fetishes during that time.

Wasn't it theorized he fell off the radar for a few years during the mid 2000s due to mysterious circumstances and came back even more fucked up than before? That's why he tells everyone he's a couple years younger than he is in reality.

 

[Export_A]

Spoiler: GOAT

 

[Rhysuu]

I'm a chronically empathetic/sympathetic person in real life. I just feel sick inside from all of this... It's a trainwreck. It's making sense now why he was freaking out on the phone a few days after Christmas about his net being down. I really do kind of live under a rock.

Don't feel bad for him, that's exactly what he wants. He regrets none of this, the only thing I'm sure he regrets is that he didn't bury it deeper. Now the only tool he has left to work with is to manipulate people into feeling sorry for his predicament instead of feeling sorry for the teenagers he groomed and abused.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

I updated the OP to reflect these revelations. Fuck you Shmorky

Also Jim's been paying attention to the thread again. New Internet Insanity coming? The most recent tweet kinda implies it.

Spoiler

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Hell, if he wanted to get deviants out again, he could make a shmorky bases Internet Insanity Deviants crossover.

 

[repentance]

I'm a chronically empathetic/sympathetic person in real life. I just feel sick inside from all of this... It's a trainwreck. It's making sense now why he was freaking out on the phone a few days after Christmas about his net being down. I really do kind of live under a rock.

We've got you fam.

Much as we like having inside information, if it's distressing for you to be getting messages from Shmorky then by all means block his number. Don't feel obliged to keep communication lines open with him for our entertainment.

 

[Little Billy Bigpants]

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maybe for those of us who aren't furries, you can tell us what you see.




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[Billy_Sama]

This suicide drama Shmorky performs gives Phil a run for his money.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

jesus fucking christ

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This suicide drama Shmorky performs gives Phil a run for his money.

Only with more diapers and Klurfs.

 

[Grog]

jesus fucking christ

Jesus stopping Christ from going to the bathroom and making him piss himself.

 

[fishercat]

If Shmorky actually goes through with it:

 

[LiliZanotto]

He's not going to do it. Typical cries for help/attention. I assume he downed some pills but not before telling someone he did. If he really wanted out he wouldn't be doing it publicly like this. Good luck recovering on your Patreon, Schmork. Hard to make a return with being a pedo and attention whoring suicide attempts.