Even with something as simple as a reminder to drive safely in bad weather, he still comes off sound like a complete asshole who only gives a shit because it poses a delay or risk of him not getting to the GUD MEAT so he can have his latest STEAK WURZ with buddur.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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It's amazing how unlikable he is. I hope Tammy stops using butter and has him choke to death.
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Sorry for not entirely being on topic right now, but before Jack drops his next unfathomable horror, I wanted to wish the American Farmers a happy Thanksgiving.
May you spend it in less misery, better company and eating better food than the Scatfani clan will.
May you spend it in less misery, better company and eating better food than the Scatfani clan will.
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I heard if you leave cold steak and butter by your handicapped accessible door tonight, Jack will come and leave you an improperly freeze dried Thanksgiving dinner while you sleep.
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It should actually be in the OP that he threatened to kill the dogs in his neighborhood if they delayed his mail delivery.
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Is anyone else wondering if Jack was too retarded to think to include ground or leftover turkey in the "meat" chili video he'll presumably be uploading tomorrow? Then again, he's also too dumb to think to upload any pertinent, seasonal recipes prior to the holiday within the month which could plausibly get clicks - all while bitching that his stream-of-unconsciousness videos and texts don't get the attention they deserve.
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Please God let Jack have another stroke today 
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So refreshing to see a family cook together and have fun doing it. You can really feel the brotherly love between the two of them. The sausage looks great too!
Happy Thanksgiving, Rob!
Sometimes he uses speech to text, but I guess this time he decided to type it?
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>You even have to freedom to write whiny comments
Was he having a stroke? Hope so. Another one wouldn't hurt.
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He's such an asshole. But hey, nicest guy on Youtube amirite?
Yeah wouldn't want everybody finding out what a miserable sack of shit he is by bitching publicly in the message.
The only time Jack gave a shit about Junior was that he could eat off Junior's plate at theme park restaurants/eat Junior's fud at home.
He forgot to cut that part out of the video. I'm trying to remember what bullshit it was, the breakfast sandwich struedels?
He forgot to cut that part out of the video. I'm trying to remember what bullshit it was, the breakfast sandwich struedels?
Yeah it was his stupid "playing with your food" shit where he decided to use it as an excuse to scarf down Jr's toaster strudels. I think he also did it with pizza rolls or something as well.
There have been other times where he pretends to give a shit about Jr, and that's any time he can come up with an excuse to "cook" something, or there will be food there, like Jr's wedding, or jr's flag football game with the church chili, or when he can have Tammy drive Jr to the wendys for fat on the go and pretend to care because Jr liked spongebob as a kid, etc.
And remember, Jr is the kid that he actually likes. He tried to kill the other one.
I think it sucks that Jr never had a personality as a kid, he wanders around the videos like a pale fat ghost.
And then decides violent arab pedophile is #goals.
And then decides violent arab pedophile is #goals.
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What a nice and thankful man
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I get the sense that as her only kid, Tammy really dotes on Junior and Jack never tried or was given any room to discipline him without pissing off Tammy and her rich parents, which Jagoff definitely didn't want to do. I remember during one livestream last year Jack was talking about how Tammy always makes sure Junior gets whatever he wants on Christmas and Tammy walked by and denied it and Jack started arguing with her about it. Now, with Tammy wiping his ass for him, he is definitely not taking a stand on anything Junior related.
Tammy doesn't dote. If anything, I guess a state of constant annoyance and making jack do the school functions. Remember, her one joy in life is watching Jack freak the fuck out at people who are too polite to retaliate.
Buying Jr whatever he wanted was a creepy way to result he ends up like his father.
Should have given them buckets of chicken necks to fight over like pit dogs.
Buying Jr whatever he wanted was a creepy way to result he ends up like his father.
Should have given them buckets of chicken necks to fight over like pit dogs.