🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[jokerstrlck]

They brought in too many people IMO. Watching people like Kawan get fucked with is only entertaining when you've invested some level of interest in them as a person/character. There were so many new people and half of them were so similar it was hard to even tell them apart.

Alex B, Breezy, Gianna, Alyssa, and Turbo were all basically indistinguishable to me for the first ~36 hours they were there, and the only reason Lilly's not included in that list is because she's Asian and reminds me of the Saigon whore that bit Chris Farley's nose off in Dirty Work.

dont think they gave any of them a chance to see how they behave under duress which could have brought out something funny

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Lol does Fatty get the bit? Or is he actually co opting a Cherokee backstory and trying to shame white viewers??

Edit: Burt seems to not realize Spaniards are white men.

 

[jokerstrlck]

My guess is that what they had hoped would happen didn't materialize. Their idea was that oldfish would be pitted against newfish and that it might extend into season 4 if the newfish won the eliminations, so I think they had planned to follow through with it but it just didn't work out.

However, the Brandon faggot and how his situation was mishandled by production threw a giant wrench in the works and I think created drama that wasn't supposed to be a part of the show. I think production realized it wasn't going to be feasible and it was too confusing with too many new people at once and decided to cut their losses - specifically their financial losses, because the added expense of all those extra people probably didn't actually materialize in becoming more viewers/more spending like they had probably anticipated.

It was a really interesting twist/challenge conceptually but given everyone already knew it was going to happen I don't think it got that hyped up by people and probably didn't generate new viewers - Brandon's "kiddy dragshow" bullshit ended up overshadowing the whole thing and lead to a lot of conflict and division and all sorts of accusations flying around to the point the main character's role and presence basically got almost completely diminished and diluted (this can be seen by cymbalta, who was a pretty staple character at that point getting voted off first and luke was likely to be voted off instead of the bunch of new, mostly totally valueless people)

most of the drag shit was already forgotten about by yesterday

 

[AssignedEva]

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Luke is telling Burt that he's part Cherokee and is claiming that Binx and Payton have upset him by making jokes about the Natives, and his cavalier attitude to racism is a defensive mechanism about his great-great-great-grandfather's people getting genocided. Fatty is joining in and they're encouraging Burt to tell off the girls and make them apologise for what their ancestors did to "our people".

This descended into goading Burt into destroying "the boat that killed our people" while they shouted "fuck Christopher Columbus"

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

most of the drag shit was already forgotten about by yesterday

Plus, there's only 3 contestants left, and all of them supported the drag queen thing, so we might as well get past that and simply support the one who created the most content, which was Burt. He had hours-long meltdowns every day. Binx went days at a time without doing anything, and I'm still waiting for Payton to do something, so imho, even though I never liked him, Burt wins. We're not going to get a heckin wholesome winner this time, sorry.

 

[Envious]

Burt wrecking the Boat as revenge for slavery.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

dont think they gave any of them a chance to see how they behave under duress which could have brought out something funny

I agree, I just think it was a bit too late in the game and there were too many people for it to pan out in such a short timeframe, especially with the overarching goal of seeing who the "real cast" winner would be.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Plus, there's only 3 contestants left, and all of them supported the drag queen thing, so we might as well get past that and simply support the one who created the most content, which was Burt. He had hours-long meltdowns every day. Binx went days at a time without doing anything, and I'm still waiting for Payton to do something, so imho, even though I never liked him, Burt wins. We're not going to get a heckin wholesome winner this time, sorry.

Burt is and always has been content king of the house, for sure. Luke is obviously more likeable as a person, so is Jobe but it is what it is.

*Edit* Seeing that pic earlier of all the different roles Burt has played really is something. Dude has been on his own personal Odyssey and has taken the audience along for the ride.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Luke has got to be the best at delivery the canned lines. He says them with a believable delivery lol.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Luke has got to be the best at delivery the canned lines. He says them with a believable delivery lol.

Yeah he really uses the right energy. Binx would be more likeable if she learned from him. A lot of her lines and "jokes" have a cringe energy. The "my husband is a faggot" bit could have been so much better.

 

[DotDem]

Mizzy's ~28-29. The trio of South Park, Pokemon, and Dragon Ball Z is kinda weird tho. That's like what a 36 year old dude today liked at 14.

I'm a bit younger but Pokemon and DBZ was still extremely popular at school when I was a kid. South park is fair but its not unlikely if you have older siblings.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I'm a bit younger but Pokemon and DBZ was still extremely popular at school when I was a kid. South park is fair but its not unlikely if you have older siblings.

Moreso that she has all 1st gen Pokemon stuff was what stood out to me. She was like 2 or 3 years old when that came out.

Oh I never saw it mentioned, but early on after the rug pull, she was sitting in B3 talking to TTS about being a hardcore old school RuneScape nerd. I haven't played RuneScape in like 20 years but she seemed to know her shit and said she leads a pretty big clan.

Always thought it was kinda respectable that she never pushed the nerdy e-girl gamer angle like Binx does, even though she obviously could.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Laughed my ass off at Ben interrupting Payton during a poignant speech.

 

[jokerstrlck]

I agree, I just think it was a bit too late in the game and there were too many people for it to pan out in such a short timeframe, especially with the overarching goal of seeing who the "real cast" winner would be.

48 hours of hell tank and grueling challenges would have been great

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

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Luke is telling Burt that he's part Cherokee and is claiming that Binx and Payton have upset him by making jokes about the Natives, and his cavalier attitude to racism is a defensive mechanism about his great-great-great-grandfather's people getting genocided. Fatty is joining in and they're encouraging Burt to tell off the girls and make them apologise for what their ancestors did to "our people".

Our Cherokee princess Luke Valentine.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

48 hours of hell tank and grueling challenges would have been great

For sure, I just think a lot of them would have immediately dipped out. Honestly I wanted to see more of the psycho OF girl that pulled a knife on Vance lol. Real single white female vibes.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

- “I think burt would be the best outcome despite him being a sex freak! This is an original thought and has never been said in this thread before!”
- “Remember when the fish supported child drag shows (4) days ago?! They should all be kicked off because this is a show about being good people!”
- unprompted, long-winded opinion on how the wiggers have completely fucked up and the show is beyond saving

Please for the love of GOD use the fucking chat. This thread would be so much better for keeping up with the show if you did. Im trying to see what happens and i have to scroll through entire pages of spergy fan fics about jet and ben kicking everyone off the show besides luke.

 

[AssignedEva]

- “I think burt would be the best outcome despite him being a sex freak! This is an original thought and has never been said in this thread before!”
- “Remember when the fish supported child drag shows (4) days ago?! They should all be kicked off because this is a show about being good people!”
- unprompted, long-winded opinion on how the wiggers have completely fucked up and the show is beyond saving

Please for the love of GOD use the fucking chat. This thread would be so much better for keeping up with the show if you did. Im trying to see what happens and i have to scroll through entire pages of spergy fan fics about jet and ben kicking everyone off the show besides luke.

OP literally says that live commentary should go in the chat. You're not missing much content, they've been getting the Fish to do talking head bits in the Confessional.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

OP literally says that live commentary should go in the chat. You're not missing much content, they've been getting the Fish to do talking head bits in the Confessional.

There's also clips, daily recaps, etc. It's been incredibly easy keeping up with what's going on.

 

[#lurker]

- “I think burt would be the best outcome despite him being a sex freak! This is an original thought and has never been said in this thread before!”
- “Remember when the fish supported child drag shows (4) days ago?! They should all be kicked off because this is a show about being good people!”
- unprompted, long-winded opinion on how the wiggers have completely fucked up and the show is beyond saving

Please for the love of GOD use the fucking chat. This thread would be so much better for keeping up with the show if you did. Im trying to see what happens and i have to scroll through entire pages of spergy fan fics about jet and ben kicking everyone off the show besides luke.

Hint: people are criticizing the show and not talking about what's happening in the house because absolutely nothing is happening. Sorry we aren't talking about the thrilling content of people doing dishes or sweeping.