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[gampboonerisms]

We use gloves like bbq-pooner's when using the acetylene torch. No way I'd use those to grill. But yes, very manly dood much male.

 

[Sean Andalou]

That almost perfectly flat chest and then the extremely female ass almost has me cackling.

Hmm. Are ass-ectomies the next big trend?

 

[NSA Intern]

Interesting how traditional normal people common sense is now "radfem".

It was radfem because to normal people woman meant woman meant woman, no trans in it, but when the trans wordsmiths started to twist definitions it was the radfems who explicitly termed them out of it, which then got reabsorbed into normie parlance to RETVRN to definiton.

 

[Fapcop]

Why are so many trans men gay?​

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Yes, it is very mysterious, isn't it? Because the majority of the population is straight, yet a majority of "trans men" are attracted to men. This is some sort of statistical anomaly that we'll probably never be able to explain.

Another statistical anomaly: The vast majority of troons are “lesbians”.

How very strange indeed! If only we could have a Harvard trained sex expert explain how this is rooted in capitalism and structures of oppression and not straight weirdos and perverts LARPing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I easily believed he pissed himself but yeah it's not because estrogen "shrunk" his bladder. Like virtually every troon out there he must have fucked up his urinary tract in some way.

Occam's Piss Fetish.

Dude is pre-op; there's nothing stopping him from car-peeing in a Mountain Dew bottle, or, alternatively, wetting himself and not telling the Internet about it.

We use gloves like bbq-pooner's when using the acetylene torch.

The Harbor Freight version are good for wrasslin' spicy kitties.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Barbecue veggies are tasty, I won't fault her for preferring that. I do fault her for those ridiculous gloves. I make no pretensions of masculinity yet I've still never felt the need to wear safety gear to grill. I also didn't need a double mastectomy to learn how, I just watched the men in my life do it a few times and then tried it for myself. Turns out it wasn't difficult, I managed to make some decent tenderloin. Served it with potatoes and some chanterelles I found in the forest. I guess that's a pretty manly meal, huh?

That sounds pretty fucking good actually.
BBQ red and green peppers, onions, and cubes of either steak, lamb, pork, or chicken are awesome especially if you marinate the meat overnight but I think they're better done on skewers personally. Ive never just grilled a tray of vegetables before like that. The whole point of a BBQ is to flame grill the stuff, putting it on a tray you may as well cook it inside.

Prediction: It will be deleted soon. Maybe by the pooner, maybe by the moderator.

You're likely right, Pooners are neurotic as fuck and when this one goes back and reads the insanity she just put down she'll probably second guess half of it and delete it, either that or some mod will get ass mad it makes the Cult look like the lunatics they are and want it yeeted for wrongthink.

I have seen this image more than a few times and the fucking heavy duty gloves always kill me.

Its the fucking gloves more than anything for me too. They look like welding gloves. Total overkill, Li'l Pooner wouldn't want to damage her heccin' manly hands on the grill though, not after she took all that time to put her manly moisturizer on.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Hmm. Are ass-ectomies the next big trend?

They could donate their feminine glutes to the troons. A weird frankenstein of a brazilian buttlift where the pooner has her ass fat sucked out and injected into the trooner.
I just made myself sick thinking about that

 

[Procrastinhater]

They could donate their feminine glutes to the troons. A weird frankenstein of a brazilian buttlift where the pooner has her ass fat sucked out and injected into the trooner.
I just made myself sick thinking about that

An ass transplant?

Don't give them idea theres people crazy enough to try it. Theres guys inject that Synthol shit into themselves to get fake muscles, and those are the same type of body dysmorphics that would likely be nuts enough to try something like a Pooner ass transplant.

 

[Procopius]

It's like that shark.

Speaking of the shark, I was in IKEA a few days ago, and in their Bargain Corner by the checkouts, where they flog off all the ex-display stuff cheap, they had bins and bins stuffed to overflowing with those fucking sharks on sale. Maybe the message has got out and no-one wants their kid to play with a plushie that a troon might have wanked on stroked. Maybe that is just stage one in however many stages of grooming there are. First they give you a cuddly toy, then while you're playing with it they sneak up and cut your cock off. Maybe it's just known in the playground that that is where the local pervs store the underwear they've stolen.

 

[PetiteFeet]

An ass transplant?

Don't give them idea theres people crazy enough to try it. Theres guys inject that Synthol shit into themselves to get fake muscles, and those are the same type of body dysmorphics that would likely be nuts enough to try something like a Pooner ass transplant.

Please give them Synthol ideas. Please. I want to see lil doods looking like that russian Pop Eye guy.

 

[Eugene Tooms]

Ive never just grilled a tray of vegetables before like that. The whole point of a BBQ is to flame grill the stuff, putting it on a tray you may as well cook it inside.

Looks like a veggie tray. They’ve got holes small enough to prevent the veggies from slipping through, but they’ll let flame through. Great for shrimp, too.

 

[Peaches Demure]

We're jealous they're so good at BBQing trays of veggies.
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Wait, so this picture is real?? I always thought it was a template for a meme. Damn...

 

[Cuckoman]

Its the fucking gloves more than anything for me too. They look like welding gloves. Total overkill, Li'l Pooner wouldn't want to damage her heccin' manly hands on the grill though, not after she took all that time to put her manly moisturizer on.

Little dood doesn't know that "real men" all have lots of scars and injuries on their hands and fingers due to always doing "men stuff"?
Little dood, you will always be clocked as a woman due to your hands being so clean, well kept and with perfect skin.

You want "man hands"? Press your hands against the tray on the grill. The longer you keep them pressed there the more manly your hands will be.
Also, record it on Youtube to show the world how manly you are.
Men don't feel pain. Show us you are a real man.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Me but with fallout new vegas. Trannies flock to that game and I don't know why.

It's an ancient shooting video game that is highly moddable, allows troons to roleplay and has a huge variety of porn mods. While the devs never intended it, New Vegas is the perfect playground for a depraved troon autist.

 

[behindyourightnow]

why do so many pooners have chronic pain/autoimmune disease? Is it just tied to the whole HRT thing and cross-sex hormones being poison to our bodies when introduced artificially? Like, if I had a penny for every pooner with an invisible disability that maybe does, maybe doesn't exist, I'd be fucking rich.

Autoimmune issues are often triggered by chronic inflammation. A lot of pooners are autistic, and autism correlates with joint hypermobility for reasons that aren't well understood yet, and it usually affects females more than males. This could theoretically lead to autoimmune issues because of inflammation from constant mild injuries around the joints.

Much more importantly (and scientifically well-established): you also get constant low-grade inflammation if you are very fat, so being fat is likely to give you autoimmune issues (and worsen the ones you have). Most pooners are very fat.

They always have something like ehler dahnlos syndrome, POTS or they are a “emergency wheelchair user”

EDS = they probably just have bendy joints due to the autism, as above

POTS = almost always a fancy term for heart deconditioning. These women lie around when they get COVID or the flu and do "self care" and "radical" rest for 6 weeks and then when they get dizzy standing up again, they decide that they have "POTS" forever There is a specific and very easy leveled exercise program that will treat POTS and has been around for years, but none of them ever mention it, let alone actually do it

Emergency wheelchair user = same deal, as soon as these girls get tired or injured one time they decide they have "a disability" now, because that gives them a cool new identity point. Also because in these circles, trying to improve your physical health in any way (including seeing a PT after you hurt your hip one time, or not being so fat you keep hurting yourself) now means you are doing a fascism

 

[Syikeblade]

A bunch of pooner's are complaining about how genital preferences are transphobic.

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[Narinder]

I want to focus down on specific wording here.

I'm asexual so I never get to use it anyways. It just hangs between my legs like a parasite that is randomly itchy or hard for no reason.

"Get" to. Not "Want." Get.

The incel to troon pipeline continues.

 

[Cuckoman]

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A bunch of pooner's are complaining about how genital preferences are transphobic.

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I can help the little pooner here on the stats.
Exactly 100% of gay men have a preference for penis. That is literally the definition of being a gay man.

Men that have a preference for vagina are 100% straight. Some straight men might say that they are gay to you because this lets them take advantage
of you and you are an extremely easy lay. They are still straight though.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Hope all my fellow American Kiwis had nice Thanksgivings with their families as Trannies became more alienated from their families because they voted for Trump.

 

[Duck & Cover]

this body has the ability to dehumanize me with pregnancy,

>Body capable of producing humans
>Dehumanizing