Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

I guess it's a petty gripe but I'll never understand why she goes out of her way to be as ugly as possible. I mean seriously, you never see her wearing clothes that fit her properly or a haircut on her that doesn't look like she lost a fight with scissors. Every time she steps out in public she looks like the toddler whose mother let her dress herself for the first time.

Also lol, I heard she gets really pissy when black men don't drop everything and immediately start drooling over her presence. Pretty ironic stance for an alleged feminist imo.
 
I heard she gets really pissy when black men don't drop everything and immediately start drooling over her presence. Pretty ironic stance for an alleged feminist imo.
She has a public hissy fit when Odell Beckham Jr., a famous football player, was seated at her table at the Met Gala and didn't hit on her, a fat white woman ("but black men always want to sex fat white women!! Why not meeeee?" - lena dunham). She wrote about a bunch of shit she imagined him thinking about her, because he ignored her.
After a TON of public backlash at how ridiculous, childish, anti-feminist, racist, and horrible she was being, she finally issued an apology.

The dude never said a word to her, or about her, even after her giant hissy fit, which probably hurts her fatass feelings to this day.
 
No one irl understands my hatred of Lena Dunham, even after I point out that she stuck rocks up her sister's no-no place and sexually assaulted her as a child. :/

Same. I have no idea how she still has a career.
...wait, does she still have a career?

Oh and:
"[...]We also learn that during her trip she sympathized more with “the stray dogs she saw than the poverty-stricken people.” "
http://theaerogram.com/lena-dunham-went-to-india-and-felt-really-sorry-for-all-of-the-stray-dogs/

More disapproval from tumblr:
http://yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/45822118430/lena-dunham
 
I have never heard of her before farms, so could someone sum up what exactly she did to her sister and how she got away with it?

In her autobiography she explained how she experimented with her sister and how she groomed her. If memory serves me right, she master bated while touching her sister too.

This apparently went on until she was 17 and her sister was 11.
 
Here's the bit in her autobiography, word-for-word, that got everyone in an uproar for obvious reasons:

As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a “motorcycle chick.” Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just “relax on me.” Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.

and

I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me around 5:00 P.M. every day whether she could sleep with me. I put on a big show of saying no, taking pleasure in watching her beg and sulk, but eventually I always relented. Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to figure some stuff out.
 
It's the asspats she gets from the online media that drive me nuts. One of the few articles I got sucked into had the headline "Lena Dunham makes a beautiful bridesmaid!" When I saw the pictures I thought the headline might have been a troll on here, but apparently they were serious. The other bridesmaids were fit, healthy, hair and makeup done up for the pictures, and then Lena Dunham sticking out out like a sore thumb. Trademark greasy hair in a terrible style, oily face with no makeup, clammy white skin, veal-like muscle tone with terrible posture, and of course an ill-fitting dress with visible outline of her too-small thong squeezing into her fat. I see plenty of wedding pictures, and even when the bridesmaids aren't the most traditionally pretty women, they put 10,000 times more effort into their presentation than she did.


I will say there are two times I felt sort of bad for Lena Dunham:

1) She did a photoshoot for a magazine cover, and of course they had an actual stylist dress her and put her in proper hair and makeup, and retouched the photos as is standard procedure, and she ended up looking pretty good. Then some angry woman blogger got mad that she looked good and said she'd pay $10,000 for the un-photoshopped pictures from the shoot. Lena felt good about the pictures, got justifiable praise for the first time, and instead of just assholes on social media that she can easily dismiss giving her shit for her looks, she now has someone with a platform and an audience making a lot of noise about it.

2) Some POC said about Girls "I wish there were more people that looked like me on it". I understand that non-white people are underrepresented on TV, but I really dislike when diversity is forced upon something that is supposed to be portrayed as realistic. The show is about some annoying millennial hipster broads, and they probably wouldn't have any black friends in real life (it also drives me nuts when people force modern social ideals into otherwise faithful period pieces). It's also a good example of woman turning on each other, and how this younger generation thinks that just because they have some outlet, they have the right to alter the creative direction of someone else's project. She couldn't just be happy and supportive that someone other than a middle-aged white guy was the creative force behind a show, she had to poke and prod and try to make someone else's vision more palatable to her desires.

Also her tattoo...what is it supposed to be? A house?
I always thought it looked like the mold patterns in blue stilton cheese.

I guess it's a petty gripe but I'll never understand why she goes out of her way to be as ugly as possible. I mean seriously, you never see her wearing clothes that fit her properly or a haircut on her that doesn't look like she lost a fight with scissors. Every time she steps out in public she looks like the toddler whose mother let her dress herself for the first time.
I don't think it's petty at all; it's show business, you're supposed to be better than regular people. I legitimately think the world was a better place when our vapid celebrities were supermodels and actors and pop stars that dressed up and distinguished themselves from the unwashed masses, rather than the average nobodies that make up YouTube and reality show stardom today. For better or worse, it game people something to strive for, to try and attain a higher lifestyle, as opposed to just wallowing in their own mundane existence. I think it all started with the 'C-student and proud of it' president that they grew up with.
 
She has a public hissy fit when Odell Beckham Jr., a famous football player, was seated at her table at the Met Gala and didn't hit on her, a fat white woman ("but black men always want to sex fat white women!! Why not meeeee?" - lena dunham). She wrote about a bunch of shit she imagined him thinking about her, because he ignored her.
After a TON of public backlash at how ridiculous, childish, anti-feminist, racist, and horrible she was being, she finally issued an apology.

The dude never said a word to her, or about her, even after her giant hissy fit, which probably hurts her fatass feelings to this day.
I loved how after all that the papers were saying he handled it "like a true gentleman" when his reaction was "I have literally no idea what you're talking about."
 
At least Meatloaf can sing. That's something. Somebody name literally one positive trait of Dunham.
She's a pretty easily recognizable avatar for the stereotype of "whiny entitled millennial who has literally never face any sort of adversity but thinks they can relate to and speak for everyone." Makes false rape allegations while at the same time having ACTUALLY admitted to sexually assaulting her sister as a "lol so quirky" thing. Doesn't want to be "fat shamed" or "slut shamed." Complains that she doesn't want to be "sick shamed" when she skips a book signing because she's sick because being sick is a "spiritual and personal journey." So really, doesn't want to be criticized or "shamed" at all. Complains that nobody wants to see her taking a shit because somehow that's something wrong with society. Whines and complains ceaselessly about the plight of women and "POCs" and how Hillary was supposed to fix everything by exterminating white men, a position supported by her (rich white) father, and didn't even bother to vote.

So like, literally every negative thing people think about millennials wrapped up in one convenient, albeit overly and poorly stuffed, package.
 
She's a pretty easily recognizable avatar for the stereotype of "whiny entitled millennial who has literally never face any sort of adversity but thinks they can relate to and speak for everyone." Makes false PineTar allegations while at the same time having ACTUALLY admitted to sexually assaulting her sister as a "lol so quirky" thing. Doesn't want to be "fat shamed" or "slut shamed." Complains that she doesn't want to be "sick shamed" when she skips a book signing because she's sick because being sick is a "spiritual and personal journey." So really, doesn't want to be criticized or "shamed" at all. Complains that nobody wants to see her taking a shit because somehow that's something wrong with society. Whines and complains ceaselessly about the plight of women and "POCs" and how Hillary was supposed to fix everything by exterminating white men, a position supported by her (rich white) father, and didn't even bother to vote.

So like, literally every negative thing people think about millennials wrapped up in one convenient, albeit overly and poorly stuffed, package.
Lets not forget either lying or committing voter fraud in claiming she voted for Hillary Clinton in the New York primary. NY is a closed primary state, meaning you have to be registered with a party to vote in their primary, but Dunham's voter registration says she is not affiliated with any party, meaning she couldn't have voted in the state primary. She either lied to the public about voting or she committed fraud by claiming to be a registered Democrat at the polling place. A third possibility is that she did change her registration and the NY board of elections didn't have updated information available, but that is easy enough to verify.

Dunham claims to have re-registered as a Democrat, but hasn't provided any proof as of yet that I could find. The journalist that uncovered this information was fired, though likely mostly for including Dunham's home address in the article. Most non-partisan or left-leaning news sources running this story tend to focus on the address issue, though voter registration is public record, and her home address is available multiple places, including newspaper articles about the home she purchased.
 
"whiny entitled millennial who has literally never face any sort of adversity but thinks they can relate to and speak for everyone."
See, this is honestly what gets on my nerves about her. Not only does she think she can speak for every female between the age of 18 and 35, but for some unholy reason the rest of the internet and mainstream media seems to think this too. I've heard her referred to as a "millennial icon". Fuck off with that shit. I don't want some fat, rich, obnoxiously haughty pedophile to be my generation's Marilyn Monroe.
 
Why the fuck is Lena not getting charged with child molestation? Is her sister old enough? Trauma? What is it?

I know her dad isn't going to do shit since I saw this video where he's agreeing with her that white, straight men should be exterminated:
https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/793929098926166016?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

In her book she literally states that it didn't alarm her mother and that it was "in the spectrum of things I did" aka, she did shit like this to her sister often and her parents never questioned or got her in shit.
If i remember correctly her sister made some vague tweets about it apparently pretty much indicating that she was cool with it cause it's a part of the process of "discovering" yourself of some shit like that.

Where are the parents saying "Lena don't touch your sister's privates!!" or hell atleast a "ROCKS DONT GO THERE!"

The worst part of this is Lena wrote it in her book as some sort of "I was such a quirky kid tee hee silly me" rather than a this was something I did that I have been trying to repress due to the horrifying nature of it etc.
 
In her book she literally states that it didn't alarm her mother and that it was "in the spectrum of things I did" aka, she did shit like this to her sister often and her parents never questioned or got her in shit.
If i remember correctly her sister made some vague tweets about it apparently pretty much indicating that she was cool with it cause it's a part of the process of "discovering" yourself of some shit like that.

Where are the parents saying "Lena don't touch your sister's privates!!" or hell atleast a "ROCKS DONT GO THERE!"

The worst part of this is Lena wrote it in her book as some sort of "I was such a quirky kid tee hee silly me" rather than a this was something I did that I have been trying to repress due to the horrifying nature of it etc.

So her whole family is terminally fucked in the head and sjw-y. Got it.
 
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