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Does she want a gold medal for this? It's your dog's vomit, so yes, it's your duty to clean that up. Who lets vomit, piss or dog shit laying around all night anyway? Is that what she would do at home?
It's what she did at work.Does she want a gold medal for this? It's your dog's vomit, so yes, it's your duty to clean that up. Who lets vomit, piss or dog shit laying around all night anyway? Is that what she would do at home?
Godparents stand up at the altar with the parents at the baby's Baptism/Christening, and promise to take care of the child if anything should happen to their parents.All this “godson” “goddaughter” stuff-is this a Mormon thing? Does it have any true meaning, or is it something this unloved cow can say to make her feel better about never doing the deed and growing her own child?
When I was young, we called my parent’s close friends aunt and uncle and somehow understood they weren’t real aunts/uncles. Now my kids call my friends by their first names, no honorifics. In the south, I’ve heard that kids call adults Miss or Mister but have no idea how true it is.
Because I’m a heathen I know nothing about this godchild situation. I seem to remember that in some church (Mormon?) you name a godparent who is supposed to be responsible for religious instruction (although I don’t know why parents aren't doing that?). We know Anna isn’t giving religious instruction. Other than that, I really don’t understand the meaning.
Of course Anna is amused by farts. All deathfat cows are. And I thought she finished the jackets she was wearing to the Swift concert. Can you imagine being 40 years old and fussing about what you are going to wear to a Taylor Swift concert filled with screaming teens? Earplugs is all I’d plan.
(Gotta go put the turkey in, Happy Thanksgiving to all Amerimutts. Be very thankful today you are not Anna.)
I think you are thinking of Catholics because godparents are supposed to contribute to fostering the faith in their godkids and are required to have received Catholic sacraments and actively practice in order to take part in the Baptism. a brief google mostly shows Mormons discussing this in relation to Catholicism not as a Mormon tradition .Because I’m a heathen I know nothing about this godchild situation. I seem to remember that in some church (Mormon?) you name a godparent who is supposed to be responsible for religious instruction (although I don’t know why parents aren't doing that?). We know Anna isn’t giving religious instruction. Other than that, I really don’t understand the meaning.
Not anymore. But it used to be very common up until maybe 20 yrs ago, then slowly tailed off as the South became less formal. I just hope it doesn't get replaced by "Bro" or "Brah" now that kids get their slang from Tiktok.In the south, I’ve heard that kids call adults Miss or Mister but have no idea how true it is
My Godmother thought this and would pull me aside at family events to tell me she'd take me back to her house, half way across the country, if "something should happen to your mother". She was always fucking crazy, LMAO.promise to take care of the child if anything should happen to their parents.
I want a secret name! How do I get one?Mormons categorically do not do the godparent thing, not even colloquially (like saying heaven and hell, because everyone does, even though they have a different afterlife setup). There's no christening, and baptisms don't happen until the child is at least eight years old. But they do get secret names when they're old enough! I'm sure Anna has one.
I’ll name you Larry, how’s that?I want a secret name! How do I get one?
Congratulations, Faggette.I want a secret name! How do I get one?
"who's dog"
The secular meaning of "God parent" is who would take the kids should the parents die, and it's pretty widespread. Or it used to be. Unless you do some paperwork to designate a guardian, it's not legally anything. I think you probably see it more on sitcoms these days than IRL. But I bet some people still use it as shorthand when having those conversations about actually designating a guardian.
I'm sure Anna is not the legal designated guardian should those children need it. I feel like she's just misusing the term.