Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I went to the first Wetbeetus dono and PPP stutters and appears to start calling him another name before catching himself. Andy seems to realize what PPP was about to do and yells out wetbeetus to correct him.


Also I feel compelled to point out again this shit is like onlyfans for degenerate discord freaks.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
In a STUNNING coincidence, their gifted sub leaderboard reveals WETBEETUS and Metokur_Masochist started following the Kino Casino Kick channel within a few hours of each other!


WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THIS?

There doesn't seem to be an associated timestamp provided by Kick. However, playing around, I determined that the "Following since" date displayed on Kick varies depending on your computer's time zone.

By varying the time zone the web browser sends to Kick, and seeing the time zones that make the dates flip over, I found that:
  • WETBEETUS started following KinoCasino around June 14 2024 0:00 UTC+3
  • Metokur_Masochist started following KinoCasinoGaming around June 14 2024 0:00 UTC-7
10 hours difference.
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UPDATE: THE CASINO FAILED TO DELETE ALL THE EVIDENCE!

It turns out Kick has an API endpoint which proves that Metokur_Masochist and WETBEETUS joined the site within hours of each other!

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I made the following claim about when Metokur_Masochist and tonight's top paypig WETBEETUS started following KinoCasinoGaming:
Balldo's Gate said:
To explain what the above means, WETBEETUS followed KinoCasinoGaming at around 2:00pm Pacific time June 13 and then Metokur_Masochist followed around midnight.

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THIS?
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Then suddenly, the evidence for my claim disappeared.
Balldo's Gate said:
UPDATE: Metokur_Masochist no longer has a started following date on the channel.

I guess Metokur_Masochist unfollowed KinoCasinoGaming on Kick to get rid of the date.
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I discovered that Kick has an API that allows users to obtain information about a Kick account including the creation date of the accounts. This can be accessed using the API endpoint https://kick.com/api/v2/channels/USERNAME

This is Metokur Masochist: https://kick.com/api/v2/channels/metokur-masochist

I have bolded the relevant part: "created_at":"2024-06-14T05:11:46.000000Z"
{"id":34786246,"user_id":35852097,"slug":"metokur-masochist","is_banned":false,"playback_url":"https:\/\/fa723fc1b171.us-west-2.playback.live-video.net\/api\/video\/v1\/us-west-2.196233775518.channel.lWNUWfi6FeE9.m3u8?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJFUzM4NCJ9.eyJhd3M6Y2hhbm5lbC1hcm4iOiJhcm46YXdzOml2czp1cy13ZXN0LTI6MTk2MjMzNzc1NTE4OmNoYW5uZWwvbFdOVVdmaTZGZUU5IiwiYXdzOmFjY2Vzcy1jb250cm9sLWFsbG93LW9yaWdpbiI6Imh0dHBzOi8va2ljay5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ3N0YXRpYy5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly8qLmtpY2subGl2ZSxodHRwczovL3BsYXllci5raWNrLmNvbSxodHRwczovL2FkbWluLmtpY2suY29tLGh0dHBzOi8vYmV0YS5raWNrLmNvbSxodHRwczovL25leHQua2ljay5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly9kYXNoYm9hcmQua2ljay5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly8qLnByZXZpZXcua2ljay5jb20iLCJhd3M6c3RyaWN0LW9yaWdpbi1lbmZvcmNlbWVudCI6ZmFsc2UsImV4cCI6MTczMjg1ODgzMX0.TDPV_OzgQUJ7SzXB_SUoGgFlYjJ4l8T58YMCDtlzfrjQgcTpKt4kJDcgrNnRLmApp0zY_HpsQ07RtB2OXxz9SaFoF8RTjK4VaIziR5aGruL6PWTfpKyokGZLoyAqb2Vt","vod_enabled":true,"subscription_enabled":false,"is_affiliate":false,"followers_count":4,"subscriber_badges":[],"livestream":null,"role":null,"muted":false,"follower_badges":[],"offline_banner_image":null,"verified":false,"recent_categories":[],"can_host":true,"user":{"id":35852097,"username":"Metokur_Masochist","agreed_to_terms":true,"email_verified_at":"2024-06-14T05:11:46.000000Z","bio":null,"country":null,"state":null,"city":null,"instagram":null,"twitter":null,"youtube":null,"discord":null,"tiktok":null,"facebook":null,"profile_pic":null},"chatroom":{"id":34497920,"chatable_type":"App\\Models\\Channel","channel_id":34786246,"created_at":"2024-06-14T05:11:46.000000Z","updated_at":"2024-06-14T05:11:46.000000Z","[/B]chat_mode_old":"public","chat_mode":"public","slow_mode":false,"chatable_id":34786246,"followers_mode":false,"subscribers_mode":false,"emotes_mode":false,"message_interval":0,"following_min_duration":0}}
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Archived in case MM tries to delete his entire account.
We see that the account was created at June 14 2024 at 05:11:46 UTC. Pacific time is PDT/UTC-7 during the summer, so this corresponds to June 13 at 10:11pm in California. In the above post, I estimated that Metokur_Masochist followed KinoCasinoGaming around midnight Pacific time, this checks out, Metokur_Masochist followed KinoCasinoGaming.within 2 hours of creating his account.

This is WETBEETUS: https://kick.com/api/v2/channels/wetbeetus
"created_at":"2024-06-13T21:04:46.000000Z"
{"id":34759427,"user_id":35825200,"slug":"wetbeetus","is_banned":false,"playback_url":"https:\/\/fa723fc1b171.us-west-2.playback.live-video.net\/api\/video\/v1\/us-west-2.196233775518.channel.S498hRPgeiL4.m3u8?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJFUzM4NCJ9.eyJhd3M6Y2hhbm5lbC1hcm4iOiJhcm46YXdzOml2czp1cy13ZXN0LTI6MTk2MjMzNzc1NTE4OmNoYW5uZWwvUzQ5OGhSUGdlaUw0IiwiYXdzOmFjY2Vzcy1jb250cm9sLWFsbG93LW9yaWdpbiI6Imh0dHBzOi8va2ljay5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ3N0YXRpYy5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly8qLmtpY2subGl2ZSxodHRwczovL3BsYXllci5raWNrLmNvbSxodHRwczovL2FkbWluLmtpY2suY29tLGh0dHBzOi8vYmV0YS5raWNrLmNvbSxodHRwczovL25leHQua2ljay5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly9kYXNoYm9hcmQua2ljay5jb20saHR0cHM6Ly8qLnByZXZpZXcua2ljay5jb20iLCJhd3M6c3RyaWN0LW9yaWdpbi1lbmZvcmNlbWVudCI6ZmFsc2UsImV4cCI6MTczMjg1ODg4Nn0.fK5FsHp5Z8ldIDvjJuQ8JmdgL9S14kWOOqqzDyjolmPwOXGeMXlpq6KBq7qEdoyGW7wskoa914cZ7MjfNFEUROPKpP4bBiArBDkrvbGujxsYwsxI7PIRKC5q6SKAg2kO","vod_enabled":true,"subscription_enabled":false,"is_affiliate":false,"followers_count":2,"subscriber_badges":[],"livestream":null,"role":null,"muted":false,"follower_badges":[],"offline_banner_image":null,"verified":false,"recent_categories":[],"can_host":true,"user":{"id":35825200,"username":"WETBEETUS","agreed_to_terms":true,"email_verified_at":"2024-06-13T21:04:46.000000Z","bio":null,"country":null,"state":null,"city":null,"instagram":null,"twitter":null,"youtube":null,"discord":null,"tiktok":null,"facebook":null,"profile_pic":null},"chatroom":{"id":34471101,"chatable_type":"App\\Models\\Channel","channel_id":34759427,"created_at":"2024-06-13T21:04:46.000000Z","updated_at":"2024-06-13T21:04:46.000000Z","[/B]chat_mode_old":"public","chat_mode":"public","slow_mode":false,"chatable_id":34759427,"followers_mode":false,"subscribers_mode":false,"emotes_mode":false,"message_interval":0,"following_min_duration":0}}
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Creation date for WETBEETUS is June 13 2024 at 21:04:46 UTC, about 8 hours before Metokur_Masochist. This corresponds to 2:04pm UTC-7 (Pacific Daylight Time), matching exactly when I estimated WETBEETUS followed KinoCasinoGaming.
 
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God fucking dammit PPP needs to tardwrangle Warski way harder.
The guy lived through the potato masher era of "skeptics(?) please respond." gay ops.
He lived through the Tonka xannyberries gay op saga.

And he still hasn't fucking learned.

There's no fucking excuse.
Quit using discord and associating with these chronically online faggots.
All you gotta do is just make a fucking show.
Laugh at some other retards.
Go "LETS GOOOOO" like a mongoloid whenever someone with a funny username gifts subs or donates.
And then just enjoy your success.

All this shit could've been over already if they just self felted a bit, minimized it "Oh yeah during the cokehead era I was a fucking degenerate." and done. Most people who watch the show for fun wouldn't give a fuck.
But no, tardski had to button the hatches, rig for silent running and crashdive.
Fucking retard.
 
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So you're telling me that Asstone, Tardski and the paypig have such little fucking common sense that they actually unironically didn't realize the reintroduction of a paypig on an alt should happen gradually and over time, not immediately following the ousting with zero time gap between? And the paypig just has to keep donating publicly too? Not just secretly funneling money? And there's already been an on-stream slipup too? My God, he really is a fucking masochist.
:stress:
 
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thhrang said:
So you're telling me that Asstone, Tardski and the paypig have such little fucking common sense that they actually unironically didn't realize the reintroduction of a paypig on an alt should happen gradually and over time, not immediately following the ousting with zero time gap between? And the paypig just has to keep donating publicly too? Not just secretly funneling money? And there's already been an on-stream slipup too? My God, he really is a fucking masochist.
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This isn't stupidity. It's pure shamelessness. It's kinda meta in that way.
 
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This shit is so sad. PUT ON THE COSTUME SLUT!
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Based on the etymology of the word "cuckold" being based on the cuckoo bird I expect Metokur Masochist made PPP Diddy dress up in something like the below when he had to sit in the corner during the freak off in the Bellagio.

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Andy was already degraded enough having to help his other paypig fuck the "mannish" prostitutes and presumably having sex with them himself, I assume he wasn't made to wear any costume.
 
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