Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Nothing important was spilled but this person is chatting up a storm. I have no idea if it's the real April.

I have a hunch, these read like obvious XY chromosomes. Is Citizen M pretending to be Ape now?
How sad.

 

[hawkisnight]

Reappearance of Geno & Keanu on STMS going on now for Aaron's 4th anniversary for being on the Internet. They're going to come back for a deeper "interview".
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Nothing important was spilled but this person is chatting up a storm. I have no idea if it's the real April.
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Spoiler: A ton more chats from "April"

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Edit 2: SEAN'S ON NOW.

April talking shit? Ape you are a 0 viewer or customer crackwhore

 

[Pale Empress]

Even when he was doing decent work I assumed he was Kinochet. He always does this shit. Inserts himself into a part of the sektur, does some decent reporting, then eventually burns everything down by truing to force fake bullshit. I'm not saying this one is fake, but know that it could be.

They have much in common with the "Haha, our editors would like to emphasize that I am in fact NOT Kinochet! He is a different person and is NOT me! I do not even know who Kinochet is! Our editors have reached out to Kinochet (definitely not me, I don't even know who that is, it's not me btw, but he sounds handsome) for comment!" shtick.

Whether or not it actually is him, the well has been poisoned and Breaking Balldo News will go the same way of the Gunt News Network in terms of notoriety and untrustworthiness. All of these clout chasing gimmick accounts are cut from the same cloth.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Rekieta has (at least) two principles:

1. Vanity
2. Haughtiness

Those aren't principles, those are just parts of one deadly sin, pride.

Not saying these are strong or good reasons; only that they may be factors. Sane and rational people would have wanted this done and behind them as soon as possible. I wouldn't say Nick is either of those things.

They're both terrible reasons and Nick is a terrible lawyer. He blew his only shot to make things better by at least being able to drag things out with an evidentiary hearing on his conspiracy theories. Now it just gets worse and worse.

You do not confirm you phone number to the server owner, you verify your account with a phone number for Discord globally.

Yet another reason never to use this globohomo garbage.

 

[Swole McPole]

The only Sandwich in this story was himself, sandwiched between Ricardo and Romaine.

Fixed that for you.

Reappearance of Geno & Keanu on STMS going on now for Aaron's 4th anniversary for being on the Internet.

Jesus, Aaron is a moron. Does he not remember that his good friends Geno and Keanu recently grassed him up for sharing revenge porn with Geno? How fucking stupid can you be to allow this pair of snakes back in your life again? As soon as he does something that they can trade for views, they'll sell him out again in an instant.

At some point, you have to say 'this cunt is so retarded, he deserves everything he gets'.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Reappearance of Geno & Keanu on STMS going on now for Aaron's 4th anniversary for being on the Internet. They're going to come back for a deeper "interview".
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Nothing important was spilled but this person is chatting up a storm. I have no idea if it's the real April.
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Edit 2: SEAN'S ON NOW.

This bitch is seething.
Another Win for the Toe.
Also absolutely retarded for Aaron for letting these people back in your life after they got you the charge to begin with.

 

[LiquidKid]

Kino Casino did a great segment on Nick then Melton. yesterday worth watching, Melton made it so you have to confirm your phone number to get into his discord (who would confirm a number to any of these podcast losers) he is scared shitless and alot of shit comes out of that fat fuck.

You do not confirm you phone number to the server owner, you verify your account with a phone number for Discord globally.
Anyone not running a server with that limitation is retarded, because it invites scammer and grifter into your server, since even low entry barriers prevent the usual bot account spam from showing up.

And yes, Melton is scared because he will have contacted an actual real lawyer, not the non-practicing kind, and they will have told him that he royally fucked himself and that if he gets contacted he better start squealing really loudly and roll over like the big fat piggy he is.

Have people seriously forgotten that all you have to do is to to a cellphone store like T mobile or Verizon, go to one of the demo phones, text yourself from them to get their number, then use that number to verify? I used to do that all the time and I know it still works. Discord never sends you a verification text for 2FA anyway

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Rekieta with Jack AI.

Jack is Ronnie Ralph. He literally chases a character named Ethan around a dilapidated house with a hammer.

 

[not william stenchever]

I disagree that BBN is kinoshit because there's no way BBN wouldn't have already sperged out if it was kinoshit

The only reason that there's any ambiguity is that this latest news themed attention whore twitter account isn't kinoshit is that the writing style is slightly different and that they've only now started spouting unsubstantiated bullshit. Which is remarkable. They've lasted so long this time because rackets has substantiated a lot of shit.

 

[Swole McPole]

This bitch is seething.

Her seething is utterly bizzare. "You're forever the guy who got cucked out of his wife."

But you're the slag of a wife who let another woman's husband fuck you and them moved in to his slime pit as concubine number two. He sneaks over when his wife isn't looking to empty his sack, but he can't acknowledge you in public because his family might cut off his allowance or the court might remove access to his children -- because nobody approves of the coke fuelled orgies that this slag has been participating in.

Take away April and Rekieta's life immediately improves, 200% But she'll never leave voluntarily, because she's had a taste of the coke on Rekieta's trust fund account, and there's no way in hell she's going back to the trailer park and the paint factory after that.

I'm sure when Rekieta gets bored of you, there'll be some nigger out there who'll keep you in cheap, stepped on cocaine for as long as you'll allow him and his homies to run a train on you. And you'll express pleasure and gratitude for your new lot in life.

And after this has happened, she'll be sending messages to Rekieta on his live stream -- "You're forever the guy who got cucked out of his side chick by a dozen niggers for half a gram of fentanyl adulterated coke. Cope and seethe, Lawpope!"

Rekieta has already checked out. It's really just a matter of time at this point.

Imagine being so bone headed thick that you aren't utterly ashamed of how you pissed your marriage away for a balldo and a line of coke...

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

What’s not clear to me from that abstract, is whether the children tested with high readings had consumed cocaine. The title “drug users’ children” implies they did not. But if the test levels match those of the using adult, surely they are also being intoxicated.

They didn't have any special knowledge of whether the children had or had not ingested cocaine. The text of the study doesn't even say they asked, and frankly I wouldn't trust the parents' answers if they had. I infer determining whether ingestion occurred was one of the aims of the study. None of the children gave a urine sample (of 22 tested) above the BE/ml cutoff, though that only clears the 3 day window prior to the urine test and the cohort was children of cocaine users in treatment, so they probably did not have direct contact with coke at the time the study was conducted.

 

[Vibralldo]

Reappearance of Geno & Keanu on STMS going on now for Aaron's 4th anniversary for being on the Internet. They're going to come back for a deeper "interview".
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Nothing important was spilled but this person is chatting up a storm. I have no idea if it's the real April.
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Spoiler: A ton more chats from "April"

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Edit: Added the spoiler to not shit up the thread.
Edit 2: SEAN'S ON NOW.

If it's her Nick will admit it soon enough

 

[Potentially Criminal]

The suggestion of a 5 year probation period which includes mandatory testing for that whole period floored me. What corrections system has the resources to accommodate that level of intense supervision for non-violent offenders.

Most corrections systems have the capability, and most offenses are non-violent.

There are supervision programs where you can game things and stay a step ahead, but many courts across America do a pretty good job at putting people who can't follow the rules of probation into the pokey. Probation has levels of supervision. Some people have to come in once a week (maybe every other week) if they're under intense supervision, but most people are in lower levels of supervision with once a month visits or phone/zoom visits.

Now would it be 5 years? Maybe....here in Ohio that's the maximum amount of time you can be supervised under state law, but in Florida you can have DECADES of probation.

In reality, I could see 2-3 years of probation.

I think he actually did go in planning on that but then the deal was a lot worse than he was expecting because in his dumb hubris

Yep. Inside the Balldobunker he can construct a vision of the world.....that then gets smashed into a million pieces once his notions get laughed at by the court or prosecutor.

The Fates laugh at Nick and love it when he tempts them

So can someone with actual legal knowledge explain what the scenario would be if Nick takes the guilty plea, but then gets charged with the cybercrime stuff regarding Aaron?

If he were to get charged with this computer stuff it wouldn't invalidate a plea offer or trigger probation. It was criminal activity that was committed prior to the imposition of a sentence. That said, there's nothing to prevent a court from taking notice at sentencing that Nick has since been indicted for additional criminal activity and using that to temper his decision of jail vs. probation.

As @AnOminous said, if his attorney knows the charges are coming, seeking a global resolution (to both cases) is the best option. Get everyone on the same page and get everything worked out. I'd want to do a global if at all possible.

Does that mean probation officers can impose their own conditions in addition to those specified by the court/in the plea bargain?

Kinda. They don't get to impose things on their own whims. They're employees of the court and around here (at least)..

Example:
You come in and explain to them you are using meth again.

They can violate you, or if you've been someone that wasn't a complete faggot to monitor, they might try to help you get into an Intensive Outpaitient Program (IOP) if there's a way to help you short of a violation. Around here, you will agree as a condition of probation to comply with all "conditions and treatment recommendations from medical providers and/or based on risk assessment tools".....so yes, they can somewhat do things as they wish, but it's within terms set forth by the court.



There are times where a PO has discrertionary authority over you when it comes to things like travel (sometimes you have to then file motions in court if your PO won't let your travel, for example) or who you can associate with.

Here are some examples of Probation General Terms and Conditions. These are the default conditions everyone in a court may have and don't count the special conditions a court may impose of their own accord.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Another Win for the Toe.
Also absolutely retarded for Aaron for letting these people back in your life after they got you the charge to begin with.

Aaron is the biggest self-sabotaging retard sucker to re-acquaint himself with these 2 wop snakes,

OR

He just did the equivalent of putting his dick on the table because Nick's revenge porn gamble against him failed and/or the Google account hacking investigation is at an advanced stage, and he's itching to reveal more Qover shit. The Sean guest appearance was also a big tell.

I'm leaning more to the former because it's in Aaron's nature to fuck up (fittingly his show today was to celebrate the anniversary of him getting kicked off of radio by fucking up)

 

[I Will Be Us]

Not the worst move to re-friend the main witness whose felony is in their hands.

 

[Captain Manning]

Jesus, Aaron is a moron. Does he not remember that his good friends Geno and Keanu recently grassed him up for sharing revenge porn with Geno? How fucking stupid can you be to allow this pair of snakes back in your life again? As soon as he does something that they can trade for views, they'll sell him out again in an instant.

Agreed. I usually err on the side of being kind(ish) to Aaron, but this is just fucking stupid on his part.

The only reason why they wanna be buddy-buddy with Aaron again is because they finally realized Nick and April and likely fucked, whereas Aaron actually stands a good chance of either walking completely, or getting stuck with another B.S. misdemeanor that isn't gonna affect him too bad.

Were I in Aaron's shoes, I would tell both of them to eat shit. Just a few months ago, they were more than willing to see Aaron sent upriver because Keanu, the flat chested whore, was friends with another flat chested home wrecking whore who was married to Aaron, and Aaron made the mistake of sharing a photo of another whore (albeit not a flat chested one) with Geno. Meanwhile, they just ignored everything in Nick's house of horrors because Keanu felt the need to stick by her home wrecking whore friend.

Keanu and Geno suck.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Fixed that for you.




Jesus, Aaron is a moron. Does he not remember that his good friends Geno and Keanu recently grassed him up for sharing revenge porn with Geno? How fucking stupid can you be to allow this pair of snakes back in your life again? As soon as he does something that they can trade for views, they'll sell him out again in an instant.

At some point, you have to say 'this cunt is so retarded, he deserves everything he gets'.

That's the fascinating thing here. There are no "good" characters in this whole sordid tale of degeneracy. Save for the Pastor that dropped the dime. And the officer that helped the little girl find some clean clothes. Every single adult in this mess, that isn't law enforcement, are utterly horrible human beings. And this circus keeps collecting more of them. And every twist gets more insane. Complete with cow crossovers. I mean somehow Nick's mess managed to get Ethan Ralph exiled from the country.

Can't wait to see what Christmas brings! I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking it's gonna be a White "Snow" filled Christmas at the Rekeita Crack Shack.

 

[Briareus]

Might he be trying to keep them close so as to not have them flip again? Kurt did mention that Geno not willing to testify might very well result in the case getting tossed. Could Aaron just be trying to keep them friendly until the event horizon has been breached? Or is this too much assumed cleverly scheming for our favourite Balldoverse sidecharacter?

I must admit, I also find him endearingly stupid (or is it stupidly endearing?). I know he's just as much an asshole but he seems just that more sympathetic than anyone else involved.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I just want Aaron to succeed to make Nick mad, but I'm worried Aaron is too retarded to bag a W.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

You do not confirm you phone number to the server owner, you verify your account with a phone number for Discord globally.
Anyone not running a server with that limitation is retarded, because it invites scammer and grifter into your server, since even low entry barriers prevent the usual bot account spam from showing up.

And yes, Melton is scared because he will have contacted an actual real lawyer, not the non-practicing kind, and they will have told him that he royally fucked himself and that if he gets contacted he better start squealing really loudly and roll over like the big fat piggy he is.

yes that is what i figure i dont think it matters though, egging the cops on, lying after the fact the cops in minny want to take the fat pig too, especially when they see clips of talking about fucking aaron's kids (and I am sure aaron has shown them!)