Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Null]

The current LCW Shmorky article is pretty good. Because the thread is so long, I'm encouraging more people to contribute to it, even if it's just to post to the talk page with links/bookmarks to important thread posts.

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Shmorky
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Shmorky&action=edit&redlink=1

Anyone with a KF account can edit and you can log in with that.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

Considering how many identity revelations have come up with this SandyPants thing, I wouldn't doubt it. I can't think of anyone typing all that text if they didn't come from a sensitive position...like actually being shmorky.

 

[Gabriel]

There's also this lamb picture on Peaches' account that looks very familiar to SandyPant's lamb character:

Like I said, not much proof on my end. I can only tell you what I've noticed and what others have told me, sorry.

The legs are kind of a giveaway, the way the legs are shaped are similar to how Sandy draws the legs.
Example of what I mean by the legs:

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Person I'm talking to says that Sandypants' handwriting is a dead ringer for Shmorky. They would know.

They also say that "feverview" does not write like Shmorky.

I lnow this sounds vague as hell. So I wouldn't blame anyone for blowing it off. But this individual has observed the Shmorkster extensively, in many different settings.

So, either Shmork is using a proxy, or it is a follower. Any of his diehard devotees from KS?

 

[The Great Citracett]

The legs are kind of a giveaway, the way the legs are shaped are similar to how Sandy draws the legs.
Example of what I mean by the legs:

This was posted a while back, before it was known Sandy was Shmorky. The wolf's poses are very Shmork-esque. That was the thing that started convincing me.

 

[Gabriel]

This was posted a while back, before it was known Sandy was Shmorky. The wolf's poses are very Shmork-esque. That was the thing that started convincing me.

OH MY GOD, I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO! Thanks for bringing it up again, I knew I recognized Sandy from somewhere.
I can also see Shmorky in just the humor general ( the cake that comes up feels like something Shmorky would put in, I don't know why)

 

[has]

So, either Shmork is using a proxy, or it is a follower. Any of his diehard devotees from KS?

I think Cate Wurts, who's been brought up in this thread a few times, lives in Kansas.

Edit: According to this wiki thing, she doesn't live in Kansas now. Don't know how accurate that is.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

I AM THE RABBIT HOLE. MY POWER IS ALL ENCOMPASSING. MY DEPTH...
I N F I N I T E ! ! !

Spoiler

 

[repentance]

Considering how many identity revelations have come up with this SandyPants thing, I wouldn't doubt it. I can't think of anyone typing all that text if they didn't come from a sensitive position...like actually being shmorky.

According to the SA mod who checked, it was posted from a phone. Someone cared enough to phone post that wall of text.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

According to SA mods, feverview is phone posting, for whatever that's worth.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

According to the SA mod who checked, it was posted from a phone. Someone cared enough to phone post that wall of text.

Sweet jesus.

 

[Gabriel]

According to SA mods, feverview is phone posting, for whatever that's worth.

From experience, you can change your location easily on a phone and have it say you have posted from said location. So, it could be Shmorky changing the location on his phone (Reminder, He's still in the hospital but he now has access to his phone because they let him have it back.)

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Maybe someone should tell the hospital that Shmorky has been phone posting suicide threats...

 

[R.J. MacReady]

a mod edited a post of mine and i got a flag that said "be careful with imgur; they can and will delete content at random." thanks for the help, y'all're saints here c:

however, that does make me realize i need a good mirror for The Shmorkening since i wanna keep all those conveniently at arm's length. i'm new to the whole "free speech isn't so free" thing, so does anyone have any good places for me to start?

This was posted a while back, before it was known Sandy was Shmorky. The wolf's poses are very Shmork-esque. That was the thing that started convincing me.

doesn't seem too far off, since all of Dave's older shit had abysmal lip syncing.
also why does he have to destroy every meme.

 

[The Great Citracett]

OH MY GOD, I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO! Thanks for bringing it up again, I knew I recognized Sandy from somewhere.
I can also see Shmorky in just the humor general ( the cake that comes up feels like something Shmorky would put in, I don't know why)

That cake is Bundt, he's a posessed cake boss enemy from Super Mario RPG on SNES. A dead giveaway if you know Shmorky and his retrogaming taste.

 

[Windows 98]

I can also see Shmorky in just the humor general ( the cake that comes up feels like something Shmorky would put in, I don't know why)

the "humor" in a lot of these and layout is similar too. I saw this and immediately thought of this.

@InLivingTuna should these be added to the OP? they were used under sandypants but seem to be deleted.

sandypantszone
simpsons side blog

 

[has]

a mod edited a post of mine and i got a flag that said "be careful with imgur; they can and will delete content at random." thanks for the help, y'all're saints here c:

however, that does make me realize i need a good mirror for The Shmorkening since i wanna keep all those conveniently at arm's length. i'm new to the whole "free speech isn't so free" thing, so does anyone have any good places for me to start?

Sli.mg is a good alternative to imgur.

 

[Null]

Sli.mg is a good alternative to imgur.

Don't trust any external hosts. Always embed images. We have a proxy that downloads anything you post in between IMG tags, but if you use URL tags we can't help you. Just dropping them into your post is always the best option, though.

If you want to post something larger than 10MiB for archival, PM me. We're running on 4TiB now.

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Sli.mg is a good alternative to imgur.

Don't trust any external hosts. Always embed images. We have a proxy that downloads anything you post in between IMG tags, but if you use URL tags we can't help you. Just dropping them into your post is always the best option, though.

If you want to post something larger than 10MiB for archival, PM me. We're running on 4TiB now.

yeah i figured, this is the only place that seems to actually honor "freedom of speech." my overall goal is to make a grab and go link to keep spam level here down and take away anybody's reason to bitch about the source (although that point is moot, people will always bitch).

thanks for all the help! i'm considering making a masterpost in the thread, but i'll set up sli.mg for the sake of people who can't stop bitching about KiwiFarms.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

According to the SA mod who checked, it was posted from a phone. Someone cared enough to phone post that wall of text.

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Phone posting could account for a difference in writing style.