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[Potato Burrito]

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Isn't it funny how dumb little kids who have zero life experience can always tell? It's almost as if "passing" is a lie and adults are simply playing along to be polite or prevent troon chimp outs.

Nah, must be that TERFs have infiltrated elementary schools and are radicalizing (kek) the children.

 

[Sean Andalou]

It just sunk in.
Six foot six and passes reasonably well? Right?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Name change issues.
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hi everyone!! i am 18 and looking to change my name to erin mae. however i work a minimum wage job and with this being my senior year of high school i cant get another one (or else i would) due to grades and other commitments. i was wondering how youve fundraised for similar things? or if you have any ideas !! the total cost in michigan is around $310-320.

so far i’ve thought of:

• go fund me
• writing for people
• commissions
• selling clothes on depop or ebay
• begging people for money until they give it to me

anything helps!!! i’m hesitant to make a go fund me for obvious reasons but i’m not opposed to it. please let me know if h have any ideas

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But the interesting bit is in the comments, where the OP checks in again after someone suggests applying for a fee waiver for poverty.
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I have a relative that age who has worked as a grocery bagger a couple of years and saved enough to buy a decent used car and take a much-desired road trip in it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

A troon grocery bagger would get misgendered by the customers don't you know.

 

[CallmeCicada]

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> 6'6
LMFAO
Why is it always these guys who are built like a brick house want to troon out.

 

[Fapcop]

Can you imagine the looks people sent each other when this giant, over 6 foot tall über hun, announced (either with that gross high pitched troon voice or a deep bass) “I’m Nova my pronouns are she/her!”

I’d fucking pay to see that, lmao!

 

[Narinder]

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This is an incredibly autistic thing to focus on but who the fuck says "Anyhoozers." Like, is that "quirky girl talk" they're convinced women do?

I mean, I unironically go "anywhoozle" to break tension if things are getting heavy because it sounds silly and breaks it. But like, who types like that when screaming into the void.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

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>6’6 lanklet

Nigger not even Caitlyn Clark is that tall. Props to the kid’s danger awareness for spotting the tranny though, also pic related:

 

[Cronchyapple]

Seeing this randomly on instagram reels makes me feel like the world is healing.

 

[PigFarm]

"I totes pass so I'm fine but you poor non passing men are fucked" - tldr.

Meanwhile he looks like the average dude you'd find buying cheap beer at a dive bar

 

[Everett C. Marm]

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This is a genuine masterpiece. From the troon being 6'6", to the name being "Nova", and to the literal from the mouth of babes moment. This will be in a museum someday in the "how did we get here" showcase.

Spoiler: Hello innocent family, my name is Nova! teehee! I'm just a girly girl!

This is an incredibly autistic thing to focus on but who the fuck says "Anyhoozers." Like, is that "quirky girl talk" they're convinced women do?

Yes that's exactly it. The amount of troons I've met who in the real world say shit like 'girlies' when talking to women is incredible. It's some weird fucked up thing where they're imitating what they think teenage girls sound like.

Anyway, thread tax.

Even after deleting his post history, and going straight to a Reddit hugbox, he's still getting clocked instantly . Sorry that people in Korea aren't falling head over heels to validate your troon identity, but I think I can speak for all the good people of Pennsylvania in saying they'd prefer you stay over there.

 

[PigFarm]

Well, jackass...most didn't care when you guys did this shit on your own.

But it does affect me. It affects me to know that if i ever need a woman's shelter, a man in a skirt might be working or staying there. It affects me when I can't request a female medical professional. It affects me when a man walks into a female only bathroom to take ugly ass selfies for reddit. It affects me when men are entering women's sports. It affects me when I have to pretend I don't have working eyes, ears and an evolutionary sense that developed from thousands of years of needing to be wary of men just so some BPD attention starved fucker can feel "valid."

I hate when they pretend to play clueless.

 

[Aquarius]

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Pooner goes to an inclusive event and someone mistakes her for a real man even asking if she is AMAB. Later they come back with other people telling her that she can't stay because she makes the women uncomfortable.
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Woman LARPing as a man is angry that people perceive her as a man. You know what would make this even funnier? If the “women” in question were trannies acting under the assumption that our post-T FTM was a pre-everything MTF. It’s not even that improbable, given how much they despise each other. It’s basically what happened in the post immediately following Syikeblade’s: Pooner passes so well that people assume that she is a male-variety of faggot.

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if part of the reason they get the surgery is wanting the attention of medical providers and being a lifetime medical patient.

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I also think they want painkillers, even if they don’t realize it. Trannies on HRT are by definition junkies, and they often have some co-morbid addiction going on like booze, smoking, cooming, Chinese research chemicals, or marijuana. You give these people access to opioids because how the fuck else are you gonna numb the pain of flaying their genitals?! I could be wrong, but I assume that any “normal” painkillers (ex. NSAIDs) would shut down the kidneys at the doses required to shut that kind of signal out.

So they give the established junkie one of the most addictive substances on the planet and just… expect…. That their junkie brain… won’t go looking for another hit… These people might not even be cognizant of their drives. These are people who, by definition, have a hard time understanding their feelings. They think life is painful because they’re not the opposite sex. These people have very little insight into themselves and so expecting them to start self-regulating after you get them hooked on dope…. It’s just insane. Or, you know, Opioid Crisis 2.0: Now It’s More Annoying. Combine that with the personality pathology you mentioned and it’s a downward spiral.

When you have an open axe wound you will definitely get lots of medical attention.

A lot of the MTFs want to see gynocologists. Probably because they like the idea of forcing some radical feminist career woman to look at their inverted penises or lose her license.

I think the journey is the goal for some troons.

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Anthony Long Chu, owner of a stink ditch and the AGP behind the sentiments “fucked is what female is” and that the asshole is the universal vagina, said something like this. He described transition as being in a plane on commute to your destination in perpetuity. Corresponding to the name of this thread, he said this in an article entitled “My New Vagina Won’t Make Me Happy (And It Shouldn’t Have To)”, which I assume has been posted here before. He meant it as a “woe is me” moment, but it’s revealing that he compares himself to a passenger.

Maybe that’s what being in “transition” is? A willingness to be a passenger, while one’s drives lead the way? I think Anthony said some nonsense about desire being unwanted and the appeal of femdom / sissy hypno being the relinquishing of control. It’s all very Peter Pan Syndrome.

Someday they will get there, just not this time…

This poignant little statement from you reminds me of two quotes. The first, from The Great Gatsby:

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgasmic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter - tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther... And one fine morning - So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Emphasis my own.
And the second is from The Song of Wandering Aengus, in which the protagonist has a vision of a beautiful woman in his adolescence. Then, he wastes his entire life pursuing this feminine apparition to the exclusion of all else.

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I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.

When I had laid it on the floor
I went to blow the fire a-flame,
But something rustled on the floor,
And someone called me by my name:
It had become a glimmering girl
With apple blossom in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
And faded through the brightening air.

Though I am old with wandering
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done,
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.

Emphasis my own.

Both of these quotes, I think, convey the tranny pathology you’re describing.

 

[Everett C. Marm]

First is when I'm with cis gay men, the lesser "wtf" situation but that do happen, I'm very obviously fruity and they give me the 'queen' treatment (gay men refering to each other as 'she' not related to gender)

They aren't treating you as a 'fruity queen', they're telling you you're a woman Aiden

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

If the “women” in question were trannies acting under the assumption that our post-T FTM was a pre-everything MTF. It’s not even that improbable, given how much they despise each other.

Possible. My read is trannies or a tranny instigator with a troupe of obedient handmaidens intentionally bullying a woman the tranny clocked as a pooner. The pooner was spoiling the tranny fantasy of a 'tee-hee just us girls (uwu lesssbians eeee)' event with her unsightly testosterone poisoning. Breaks the AGP fantasy, reminds them what they really are. Handmaidens will do what the man in a dresses tells them to.

 

[jimmydirtybutt]

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"I'm a tall girl (6'6) but I pass reasonably well..."
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I guarantee they were wondering who the fuck this troll is and why it's not busy pushing a catapult to Gondor.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“It’s like a lot of people (especially cis women) regard trans women as guests in womanhood, and barely tolerated ones at that.”

So close to getting it… Until the (projected) fetish talk happens. Typical.

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Meme post of a person levitating under the caption “the ‘trans women are women’ leaving people’s bodies when a trans woman has opinions on being a woman”

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The problem: a lot of people (especially, but not only, cis women) see us as guests in womanhood. Welcome guests sometimes, but guests nevertheless.

One which note, they even welcome us, "Welcome to being a woman" if we mention something typically associated with womanhood that often as not is not even remotely new to us.

Sometimes our name is on the guest list; sometimes it isn't. Sometimes they send enthusiastic invitations to womanhood, all ready to feminize the next potential egg in the line. Sometimes they feel we've overstayed our welcome in womanhood, and make that our problem.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

"I totes pass so I'm fine but you poor non passing men are fucked" - tldr.

This made me laugh out loud.

Remember whenever a troon talks about how he’s stealth this is what’s typing that.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

This made me laugh out loud.

Remember whenever a troon talks about how he’s stealth this is what’s typing that.

Technically, if you never leave your dungeon, then you are stealth

 

[duckling]

Troon SEETHES that his sister is polite to him instead of sucking his dick. The biggest ongoing affront is that she says "Happy birthday" to him instead of "Happy Birthday TroonName" lol

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To my sister,

For as far back as I can remember, I’ve felt confused, isolated, and misunderstood. Growing up, we were very close in age but so far apart in terms of experiences. I know you know that I was different. How you showed this was by belittling me, calling me “weird”, and other acts of casual cruelty. Maybe it didn’t happen all the time, but it occurred enough to leave lasting psychological damage.

What you seldom did, however, was provide meaningful support and encouragement. You attempted to make me “normal,” and I, wanting to be accepted, tried my best to do that. But this just led to me hating myself for being unable to find a version of me that was both authentic and embraced, at least not by you

Granted, I was having trouble embracing myself because I didn’t know who I was. Feelings of overwhelm and social unease, particularly in trying to appear masculine and suppressing my more feminine tendencies out of survival wasn’t recognized as neurodiversity and gender dysphoria. Three years into my transition, I now feel the confidence and self-love I had been unable to achieve before. And I don’t take it for granted.

When I came out to you in 2021, we had been fairly estranged for the last few years. Thanksgiving 2017 was particularly difficult, and arguably represented a definitive breaking point. The only time we’ve seen each other since then is out dad’s funeral, where contact was minimal and I sensed we were deliberately avoiding one another as much as possible. I was more scared to come to you than to our mom, and I did so last. You said you loved and accepted me, which was a relief.

However, in the three years since, not once have you referred to me by my name. In our limited contact (mostly birthday texts), you simply say “happy birthday!” with no name attached. Even more hurtful is the fact that you had mom disinvite me from your wedding because you were uncomfortable about your future in-laws seeing me. I still don’t think I’ll ever fully process how much of an absolute emotional gutpunch that is. And I know that you never will.

And yet, I didn’t want to cut ties completely. I felt like it would be worth it to keep the meager flame of a relationship alive for the off-chance that you would show a new, loving side, one who accepts me as your eccentric sister. But as per usual, communication would be limited to unattributed birthday texts, and I would show gratitude while feeling casually insulted.

Last week, I sent your a very vulnerable multi-paragraph text in which I told you that I had legally changed my name, that transitioning had saved my life, and that it would mean so much to me to know that you recognize me as your sister. Your response was as follows:

“Congrats! All good here , glad you are at peace”

Maybe you thought that would read as acceptance. But all it did was affirm what I sadly already knew but didn’t want to admit: you don’t care about me as a person and certainly not as a sibling. You might think you’re good at pretending you are, but this response says otherwise. Fortunately, it doesn’t hurt me nearly as much as it used to, because I have people who love me for me and who make me feel valued in a way you never did. I don’t wish you ill, and I do hope that you’re able to live a meaningful and happy life. But unless you can be the sister I deserve, we cannot have a relationship.

Sincerely,

Your sister

he's autistic and posts to /r/autisminwomen.