DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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He's like a twelve-year-old on a permanent summer vacation. Angsty, looking to start any internet fight that he can get, needs his Wife (Mom) to cook his meals, clean his shitty underwear, waiting on others to response to said bellicose tweets etc. He's terminally online in the sense that he is looking for constant approval from the part of the internet that, for the sympathetic parties, do the blunder of taking kindness on his grift, the others hate him through and through, but never directly troll him other than the mean messages he could easily ignore in his chat.
Nobody wants to play with DSP's shit, lest they smell, a great example being Kino Casino. Being at a point in an entertainment organization where you even consider to bring Phil on, is the death knell of said organization. The only reason Phil still ekes out a living is because of the world we live in, and his inveteracy on the internet. It's funny for the people that donate, regardless of the character of Phil, whom they have never analyzed as thoroughly as other members of this board have, to do so in order to make the 'other' mad. It is terrifying to be in the throes of megalomania as he is. Unfortunately, he is the product of the neglect and lip service most children born in his position typically are, where the parents had a kid to fit into the mold of the first world.

He has always been unremarkable, and only interesting when he's been threatened with actual consequences. He is a simple-minded, greedy scapegrace, living off of the apathy of those that think it's funny or ironic to donate to him, and that's really it. Maybe the monster will come out when the IRS starts knocking or he's the homeless man being brutalized by teenagers in a McDonald's, but that's when he's no longer Phil, but whatever ephemeral moniker he is given when kids watch him die in a YouTube short.
 
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Scat Syde Dave said:
He's like a twelve-year-old on a permanent summer vacation. Angsty, looking to start any internet fight that he can get, needs his Wife (Mom) to cook his meals, clean his shitty underwear, waiting on others to response to said bellicose tweets etc. He's terminally online in the sense that he is looking for constant approval from the part of the internet that, for the sympathetic parties, do the blunder of taking kindness on his grift, the others hate him through and through, but never directly troll him other than the mean messages he could easily ignore in his chat.
Nobody wants to play with DSP's shit, lest they smell, a great example being Kino Casino. Being at a point in an entertainment organization where you even consider to bring Phil on, is the death knell of said organization. The only reason Phil still ekes out a living is because of the world we live in, and his inveteracy on the internet. It's funny for the people that donate, regardless of the character of Phil, whom they have never analyzed as thoroughly as other members of this board have, to do so in order to make the 'other' mad. It is terrifying to be in the throes of megalomania as he is. Unfortunately, he is the product of the neglect and lip service most children born in his position typically are, where the parents had a kid to fit into the mold of the first world.

He has always been unremarkable, and only interesting when he's been threatened with actual consequences. He is a simple-minded, greedy scapegrace, living off of the apathy of those that think it's funny or ironic to donate to him, and that's really it. Maybe the monster will come out when the IRS starts knocking or he's the homeless man being brutalized by teenagers in a McDonald's, but that's when he's no longer Phil, but whatever ephemeral moniker he is given when kids watch him die in a YouTube short.
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Phil needs a brick to the face, period.
 
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Iron Father said:
DSP saying in Kino Casino's chat that his wife "detests" Destiny is interesting. How does she know him? He almost exclusively does political streaming.
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There'a 2 options
1) He is being his usual coward self and afraid of saying he hates destiny in case he bites back

2)Kat is a right winger and it's most likely the reason of phil going right

It could be either tbh but i always wondered if kat is what changed him , just like how he became more liberal do to panda
 
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Elescondido said:
I wonder , is philip gay because he hates women or he hates women cause he is gay ?
Khet also gives me ultimate pickme energy so i wonder if it started to rub on him , that'd explain the taylor swift obsession out of nowhere
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Yes, Phil hates women. ALT found what has been dubbed the "incel manifesto" where he goes off about how ALL women, including his own mother, are"sluts", a "teases", and that every woman in his life has "let him down." Do I think Phil is gay? No, I think he isn't comfortable with his own sexuality. With Phil growing up Catholic, I'm willing to bet money that those naughty thoughts of sex, it was punished. I do think he just hates women and is socially awkward around women, especially when sex is evolved. He thinks a woman's place is in the kitchen and for cleaning. Hell, when Panda was bending down and telling him "Dude, go for it!" He just went "Uh, what is she doing?" Like, dude! She was right there! Even Stevie Wonder could've told you "She wants your dick, bro."

Khat is there for a free room and Doordash. How does she pay Phil? She listens to his bullshit and rants about how his life is hard, while he waddles around in his mature adult house.
 
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Elite Kipchak said:
dspolitics is easily his most unwatchable content to date.
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he doesn't do research. kinos' fans give him bias political shit and he just vomits it up. he doesn't understand that a 200% on tariffs is fuckin' bad, and this is a guy with a "business" degree. He just uses this stream to lick trump's balls, so that he can get kinos' fans to donate to him. his whole kick chat is making fun of him. I swear politics is going to kill his "career". for a guy who been on the internet for over a decade, he should know getting into politics is like shooting yourself in the foot. well, he nuked himself in the foot.
 
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I'm guessing DSPahlitics already ran out of steam on its 3rd episode just like the Reacks and not even detractors are bothering to hatewatch it. My litmus test was opening my Xitter and only seeing 3 people mentioning something that was said on the show. The last 2 times my Xitter would be flooded with the dumb shit he said.
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he doesn't do research. kinos' fans give him bias political shit and he just vomits it up. he doesn't understand that a 200% on tariffs is fuckin' bad, and this is a guy with a "business" degree. He just uses this stream to lick trump's balls, so that he can get kinos' fans to donate to him. his whole kick chat is making fun of him.
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Yeah, he's trying to replace his own dents with Kino dents because he's seen that they have deeper pockets. Problem is, even they can see that he's not being genuine with this and is just trying to grift off of them. Case in point was that rant he had about food banks where he tried to inject culture war talking points into something that was never even said by the food banks in question.
 
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So, after some decorous research, (five minutes on Pigpiggo) it doesn't seem like Phil had declawed his cat, but the cat was in the shelter for months, with its front claws declawed, prior to Phil adopting him. Is this true? I was under the impression that Phil had declawed Jasper.
 
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Scat Syde Dave said:
So, after some decorous research, (five minutes on Pigpiggo) it doesn't seem like Phil had declawed his cat, but the cat was in the shelter for months, with its front claws declawed, prior to Phil adopting him. Is this true? I was under the impression that Phil had declawed Jasper.
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Nah it’s always been the lore that they found him declawed, but likely selected him because of that.
 
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I'd like to say welcome back and who looks like the bigger faggots on this site now? "Us" in the thread about the guy who isn't that bad cause he didn't rape or kill anybody or the fucking faggots who crashed the site for near a day because they're faggots who wanted to see one of their own suck some dick.
 
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