🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Meth Until Death]

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Imagine you're drivin down the highway and there's this motely crew of retards, one of which stands out the most to you. It's this nigger, who is shaking his hands and lookin at the sky while he silently talks. Would you pull over and let em in?

 

[Raskolnikov's Pillow]

In the past I've seen livestreamers get hassled and booted off the strip and casino property (not even inside) because filiming requires a permit in a lot of places in Vegas even for half-baked projects like Fishtank

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Very impressive that they managed to make the dismal last 2 weeks of s2 look like balls to the walls excitement with this RV arc, such a shame. They should probably have stayed at the house, at least then the cams would stay up.

 

[Halloween23]

I would like to be the first to apologize to Jet Neptune.

I rescind my apology.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

The show has fallen apart so badly that its likely got the worst viewership figures in the entire franchise, even worse than any low point during S1/S2/Bitchtank.
On the surface you will read the cameras and get a total of about 5k. The issue is that this number is fake, yesterday exposed this fact when the cameras were down for 6-8 hours straight and there was thousands still watching dead feeds with about 100 or so dropping off every 15min. The actual figure of active viewers is likely 2k-2.5k realistically. The "8067 Online" is also a largely fraudulent figure as well, about 5.5k-6k of it is people just idling on the webpage gaining levels and items without watching streams. Knowing that 5-6k is the floor it just reinforces the 2-3k actual viewers.

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

The show has fallen apart so badly that its likely got the worst viewership figures in the entire franchise, even worse than any low point during S1/S2/Bitchtank.
On the surface you will read the cameras and get a total of about 5k. The issue is that this number is fake, yesterday exposed the fact that the cameras were down for 6-8 hours straight and there was thousands still watching dead feeds with about 100 or so dropping off every 15min. The actual figure of active viewers is likely 2k-2.5k realistically. The "8067 Online" is also a largely fraudulent figure as well, about 5.5k-6k of it is people just idling on the webpage gaining levels and items without watching streams. Knowing that 5-6k is the floor it just reinforces the 2-3k actual viewers.
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When Sam told them there's only 700 viewers he was really saying that's his goal.

 

[banquet]

Hey we're back!

This is Brandon's reddit account!
https://www.reddit.com/r/askGSM/s/p8a62HkZME
(Idk if this has been posted before and I don't know how to archive it, but maybe y'all will enjoy.)

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Is tts and shit still off? Someone has got to be seething that they're essentially pissing away money with no gain.

 

[skrod]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFnk5crGkwY

"Sam really pushed for this road trip... If we didn't have an RV, Sam was gonna do this in his truck. This is Sam's vision." - Goran



What the fuck were they thinking?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's been a rough day and a half, the streams were down most of the time, KF down most of the time. When the stream was up it's nothing anyway. The worst era in Fishtank ever.

I've been working so much the past couple days I've basically not been watching at all would you say it's worse then the infamous "camping" era in season 1?

 

[Fishcakes]

It's fuckin crazy how hard Fatty kills the fish's desire for conversation when he's in the room.
He jumped in the bath earlier on today and both of the girls were much more inclined to talk and join in the conversation that Burt, Jeff and Luke were havin.

In previous seasons fatty was the productions "break glass for content" when they wanted to pass out for a day or two, and the disgusting slug would get naked, scream and actually do stuff.
Now he has a shred, an iota of dignity all he does is talk and lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
It's not funny or interesting but "that's the joke"
So since the RV trip started Fatty has taken up 87% of the airtime.
It's truly suffering

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

Is tts and shit still off? Someone has got to be seething that they're essentially pissing away money with no gain.

I want to calculate the financials on this season more than any other because they've effectively gone weeks without TTS and extended periods where it was heavily restricted. Maybe 2 weeks with it at full blast and even then it wasn't truly at the scale S2 or S2.5 was running at with SFX on all night. Burt's been a great TTS magnet but I have skepticism that they're going to clear a million off this season.

 

[Queesechake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFnk5crGkwY

"Sam really pushed for this road trip... If we didn't have an RV, Sam was gonna do this in his truck. This is Sam's vision." - Goran

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What the fuck were they thinking?

Yeah jet seemed to think this was a shit idea from the start. He made absolutely sure everyone knew it wasn't his idea lol.

 

[Meth Until Death]

In previous seasons fatty was the productions "break glass for content" when they wanted to pass out for a day or two, and the disgusting slug would get naked, scream and actually do stuff.
Now he has a shred, an iota of dignity all he does is talk and lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
It's not funny or interesting but "that's the joke"
So since the RV trip started Fatty has taken up 87% of the airtime.
It's truly suffering

And spill the beans about shit he's not meant to, like where they currently are (somewhere in Texas) and what they're doin.

Also sneedchat is still fucked, it's displayin messages from 3 days ago

 

[Blackstar]

Fatty is now claiming that "something special" is planned for the finale but he won't spoil it.

In other news Alex has set up a discord server

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Putting Airsoftfatty in a confined space where he can't be removed at any time was a massive mistake. Sam should have known better then to do this.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I've been working so much the past couple days I've basically not been watching at all would you say it's worse then the infamous "camping" era in season 1?

It's not even close. The camping saga in s1 is one of my all time favorite Fishtank arcs.

 

[dreamlander]

I think the vast majority of the problems I have with the RV arc would be totally solved if production switched out Chris out for Xavier.

Chris is officially the worst thing about Fishtank. The good thing about a stupid, yapping narcissistic contestant (Jon, Jimmy, Alex B) is that they are guaranteed to be fucked with. Chris largely escapes the wrath of TTS although every season each cast is guaranteed to get completely sick of him. Watching him getting messed is always fun but it's poor recompense for him hogging the spotlight being an absolute vacuum of noise. If they want him to be a yearly guest, he really needs to be there for two or three days at most, then kick him out after he's angered everyone and the contestants have gotten their revenge.

He's a genuine detriment to the show, even with the technical difficulties I've been watching the show far less since he's been there. Swapping him out for Xavier would have turned this content drought into a cornucopia.

 

[#lurker]

Only driving the RV off a cliff would save this finale. I give Sam credit for trying SOMETHING while the wiggers were crying about having no energy to finish the show, but it's all failure.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFnk5crGkwY

"Sam really pushed for this road trip... If we didn't have an RV, Sam was gonna do this in his truck. This is Sam's vision." - Goran

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What the fuck were they thinking?

I'm increasingly thinking Jet threw out that line so that if the roadtrip ended up a complete disaster he could put all the blame for it onto Sam.