Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Big Brown Schlub said:
Eating literal slop off a paper plate like the trailer trash he is.
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Sorry to ruin da bit, but that's not Rick's picture. Someone on OnA posted it, and everyone made fun of how it actually looks worse than what Rick would post.

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IsaacShraeder said:
No child, I didn't single-handedly melt the KF servers by spamming the download button on the Destiny cocksucking video, those are just your delusions
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Sad that we had to lose late Friday/ early Saturdays posts because of a bunch of faggots. At least its not as bad as some of the times the site had this happen.
 
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How much fatter and stupider did the pig become over the week-end? Remember he had to go hat in hand to the relatives and get his thanksgiving leftovers, since he is not invited over on the big day.

And Eww, taken down by a cocksucking video. All that sneeding, lost like young urban underachievers in the vicinity of 2613 N. Oakland ave.
 
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Biden hath now failed the pig because he is not #resisting the transition of power by means of coup or insurrection
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This begs the question as to who exactly the yoda-dumbledore-gandalf of the #resistance is right now in pigman's mind.....aside from himself that is

Also is fatty speaking from personal experience here, or his professional opinion as a half accredited pepperoni manufacturer?
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Oh and it seems piggy in the middle might have some doubts as to the certainty of prison given this whine about "needing law enforcement to do their jerbs"
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Also area gay man has fantasies of drumpf's right wing death squads knocking down the door of his favourite gay tiki bar and having their wicked way with him
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Judge Holden said:
Also is fatty speaking from personal experience here, or his professional opinion as a half accredited pepperoni manufacturer?
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I never understand this argument.

One, a lot of sugars humans always used were pretty fructose-heavy. Like honey and dates. It's not like the body has no idea what to do with fruit sugar. Two, WE in the US produce at least some cane sugar, in states like Louisiana and Texas and maybe even Hawaii if the real estate isn't too valuable for that now. Three, white people like Fatrick evolved far away from cane sugar. Why would they be particularly sensitive to fructose when for thousands of years most Europeans were sweetening things mostly with honey (including making alcohol - mead - from it) and whatever fruit was around (mostly raisins)? Cane sugar wasn't even readily available to average working Europeans until really recently in history, it's not like his ancestors evolved only to be able to cope with that.

HFCS is not a health food but neither is cane sugar. If manufacturers couldn't use HFCS anymore, they would add huge amounts of cane sugar, date syrup, beet sugar, maple sugar - WHATEVER to the food, because too many Americans are overgrown children like Fatrick and really like sweet food and soda. Corn syrup like Karo syrup has been around since the 1800s at least. Even if it's mostly only used for that egg membrane experiment in science classes today, corn syrup from a barrel is what ye pioneers in olde Wisconsin were buying at the general store. Rick's not fatter than they are because corn sugar = bad. He's fatter because he's lazy, junk food is more available, and he doesn't work period let alone doing physical labor on a dairy farm or building things.

If Fatrick was drinking cane sugar soda, not HFCS soda, he would still be a lardass. Soda is still *almost never* a good choice, unless you're crashing after an endurance test (long bike ride or run) or having a diabetic episode. The way you stay fit is by not eating like a retard. You may crave something but guess what? You can just not give into a craving sometimes.

If you eat mostly real food, and you move around a bit, you don't get that fat. At age 40 you might go from a 32 to 34 waist. But you don't become Rick or anything. But if you went to Hooligan's all the time, drank too much, and ate a lot of salty restaurant food that's also fried, you would get fat. And if you stressed yourself out by engaging with Pests 6hrs/day instead of ignoring them, the cortisol might even help keep you even more unusually fat.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
It reminds me somewhat of this wonderful interaction.

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More than 36 hours without the Kiwi Farms has made me realize that this website is very prominent in my own personal Maslow's Hierarchy of Sneeds.
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This retard can't even deviate from his favorite catchphrase, even in situations where using it makes him look stupid.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Also is fatty speaking from personal experience here, or his professional opinion as a half accredited pepperoni manufacturer?
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Cane sugar is more expensive due to the transportation routes and carbon footprint, not tariffs. Sugar isn't even all that expensive in Canada and Canada has a "sugar tax"

Reason why American's are fat is because they eat too much carbs and processed foods. He doesn't want to admit that he's fat because of the alcohol he drinks.
 
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Pat's Pointer Finger said:
I learned that block lists are mostly public on bluesky/fediverse so there are some funny reasons fat is blocked


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Mans got an actual talent for turning everyone off him.
Any colour, creed, culture.
Friends, Romans, countrymen.
Conservatives, commies, geeks, chuds, respected academics, window cleaners from Barnsley.
Everyone thinks 'lol, dick'.
Everyone gets childed just the same.

He's a kind of super inverted MLK.
 
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