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Thought id throw a squirrel together since its been a bit since i made anything. When i was making it i thought it would be funny to have them as a ghost role so you could have grey and red squirrels as a spawn and they would fight each other to the death on the station for dominance or play some form of capture the flag and the janny would have to clean up the after math or gass all the squirrels.

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Thought id throw a squirrel together since its been a bit since i made anything. When i was making it i thought it would be funny to have them as a ghost role so you could have grey and red squirrels as a spawn and they would fight each other to the death on the station for dominance or play some form of capture the flag and the janny would have to clean up the after math or gass all the squirrels.

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Maybe make the tail less obvious from the front? seems promising
 
TLDR: /tg/ and Monke station ban random people because they were included in a fabricated screenshot of them playing a video game's server that had rules that were the standard 4 years ago and was associated with the problematic Kiwifarms.

After having interrogated a few of the players included within the fabricated screenshot (of which were still online the servers Monke and /tg/ during it's publishing) and the admins not believing them saying that the fabricated chat was a fake, they were banned!
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Being pro-transphobia/racism or ANTI-transphobia/racism and/or engaging with politics or problematic behaviour didn't matter, association mattered. These players did something to nothing and were banned. Merely saying "..." got Raise_My_Paycheck banned! Who knows if he said "..." and left there after! It doesn't matter! Even saying "cringe racism" and complaining about the filter gets you banned!

The implications of banning those who play on "problematic" servers would cull every account and every open-source code snippet made before ~2020. /tg/ is literally the son of the Internet hate machine 4chan!

If this is enough to get you banned from the only 2 playable traditional SS13 experiences (that have yet to explode due to incompetence) that alone is proof enough that RivieraStation needs to exist. These players are completely normal. Mere proximity to divergent thought is banned, even if the players are completely rule-abiding when playing on /tg/ or monke.

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Was this on riviera? Doesn't show up in the pop db
If you started blurring stuff, the troons will take this as "an absolute victory, we made them quiver in fear, lmao get owned" and other such idiocy, because it would be seen as a response to them banning people for playing on this server.
I'd say "run their servers to the ground" but they have been doing it already from the get go.
Most of the famous servers have this underlying sentiment that "it's not like it used to be" (aka, fun), but nobody would address the elephant in the room: that the moment you give troons and pahjeets power, they will abuse it, no matter how little such 'power' is.

I agree, clone their ckeys if possible.
Alternative theory; couldnt we create ckeys that mimic other big players and get them banned?
11 banned players:
I didn't play there!?! Riviera? Kiwi? What! Wait? Ban me? Perma? You don't believe me? A dick to you for lying? Quality control? Quality? QUALITY???

Green = Ban.

Cyp72
DongyDongler
Hallifiskur

Camofan201

Patchuun
Peachy_Keach
Nymhole
Parkermaedae
Olivad
Raise_my_Paycheck
BurgerBing
Pilot778

Exponentveil525

VeronicaGuillian

A low-level staff quality check attempt had a 78% ban rate! :biggrin: With the admins passing at 28% quality! :biggrin:

Note that ckeys are in rough alphabetical order, drag copy paste taken from /tg/ or monke's public ckey list. This should have been another tell to eagle-eyed viewers.

Here is what gets you banned!​

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I loved SS13. There used to be a wide diversity of SS13 experiences.
Now it's only CM, ERP, random shitty spin-offs, and Monke.

Given Sethtide, the most loyal and dedicated players were those who seeked to fulfill a sense of communal belonging through an online video game. These people aren't good, smart, or healthy people. The slow replacement occured and now every server looks like the other as diversity of thought was punished. All that is left is porn-sick individuals and those willing to submit to a sub-par experience. Any deviation into what was standard a couple of years ago is punished. The death by a million cuts is complete. SS13 has died. SS14 has already purity spiralled onto different launchers and HUBs. Diversity, even within the walls of the cathedral, is quality-controlled into oblivion. This is why most of the fun you used to have is dead and gone.
However, Riviera lives on. Thank you BallinCock :heart-full:

Edit: Reading this from the community feature? Saturday 6PM EST, join and have fun!
 
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A low-level staff quality check attempt had a 78% ban rate! :biggrin: With the admins passing at 28% quality! :biggrin:
Did you literally gayop them with a fake image of a round that never happened that is based as hell dude

e: please confirm so i can submit it as a community happening

e2: honestly not sure there is any other possible meaning of that post, may just submit it regardless
 
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Thought id throw a squirrel together since its been a bit since i made anything. When i was making it i thought it would be funny to have them as a ghost role so you could have grey and red squirrels as a spawn and they would fight each other to the death on the station for dominance or play some form of capture the flag and the janny would have to clean up the after math or gass all the squirrels.

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Nigga, that's nuts.

But seriously, I can't even tell that apart from the game's actual assets. It's so good.
 
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e: please confirm so i can submit it as a community happening

e2: honestly not sure there is any other possible meaning of that post, may just submit it regardless
Fabricated and fake. They never played.
It was bait.
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Here's the guts I inspect elemented when saving as a log then splicing back into a screenshot of Riviera's lobby as a whole.

I believe people should be allowed to play any server they want to and only answer to the server's rules they play on. None of the faked log people broke Riviera's rules so, in theory, they're rule-abiding players and should be allowed to play whatever wherever, they're just normal /tg/ and monke players. Most of them didn't even break /tg/'s or Monke's rules! My bait was really simple. They're really stupid and hate outside competition. They have no right to manage a server lol.
 
>joining riveria because thought it would be populated while kf was down (it was exactly during peak time)
>Random join and become an atmos tech, engi next to me tells me 'good luck' tell him to fuck off
>Centcom sends a blob so I can hit it with a torch instead of figuring out my job
>wander around till see people hitting a blob near holodeck
>hit blob a bit until I am battered to shit and retreat to medbay
>go out and hit more blob until the last core is in south arrivals
>All my engineering buddies are there getting the torch on
>Not one step back
>disassemble a few girders in my way and try to recue one of my buddies out
>torch runs out of fuel
>Fuck
>accept the embrace of being beaten to death by blob

>Respawn as ERT
>spend the majority of prep time trying to remember how hardsuit works
>Forget to toggle it and didn't bring a mask so internals are fucked
>Shortly dragged to medbay suffocating to death with broken bones
>doctor heals me and tells me to fuck off
>desperately scavenge a gasmask and some air bottles from peoples emergency boxes in medbay
>geneticist gets me to open firelocks and realizes he is shit outta luck from biomass
>shuttle coming soon so promptly fuck off
>die of oxygen deprivation in shuttle because punctured lung
 
Did anyone end up joining for hullrot this weekend? It was pretty interesting all around with the administration spinning several random player threads into a story.
I think I saw at least one of you sign up as a miner and accidentally fling yourself into space.
>some random guy flies 100km over an hour and a half to see if the map has limitations
>admin spawns a derelict corvette controlled by a lonely AI
>kicks off a three way war over who is going to control the ship, each faction ponies up something like two cruisers multiple frigates and corvettes.
>one guy in a roided up tictac fighter cleaves one of the pirate flagships in half during the scuffle

>Loyalist imperial crew fuck off into the pitch black of hadal deadspace where the veil of reality is thin
>draw up a candlelit pentagram and start praying for their recently deceased Kaiser to come back
>chanting SIEG MEIN KAISER
>asking for the Kaiser to take their flesh and soul as offering to rise from the grave
>nothing happened
>I wish Kircheiss was here...
>as they are flying home ..
.. NAR'SIE HAS RISEN

 
If @Nuclear Operative, @0000 or anyone else who connected to Riviera with their OG ckeys like a dummy wants to play on Monke again, PM me for a ban evasion guide.​
I appreciate the offer but i only joined byond to play the KF SS13 server and i doubt id even want to play in any other place. For what i read they dont even let you have funny names for your characters. Wheres the fun in that? at that point you are just roleplaying a real job.
Plus im sure they would freak out if they found out im a true and honest femoid
 
Looks like we've lost a bunch of posts. Crap.
Anyway, a new development of Archinist situation happened while the Farms were down: subhuman IQ post-Ssethtide loony troons have unsuccessfully tried to rewrite history on TG forums over a post made by the real one @Cuban Pete (archive). Thankfully, their new host (?) shut their amazingly braindead conversation down.
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Also @geckogoy a question from /vm/ thread.
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No offence but I now see why you were a bit slower to learn. I just assumed you were underage tbh.

SS13 stories coming soon™.
 
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Every account, of which individually said things ranging from "Tranny Nigger", to only "...", to literally only "cringe racism" and """the filter doesn't even censor racism""", has been unbanned since they never associated with Kiwi Farms at all, even in spite of protests from the account owners and the low-effort nature of the fabricated bait screenshot. Accounts that were in the true and honest screenshots remain banned for relation/association to kiwifarms.
The infrastructure and mindset for reasonless cross-banning and reputation tainting are in place. SS13 will divide itself like SS14 when someone with the same disposition as Liz Fong Jones takes enough control and makes enough friends. All it takes is someone to slight someone else and you now have multiple self-dividing versions of SS13. This has happened before between rather menial servers like Hullrot.

The bans have never been about quality control. Saying "..." without any context gets you banned. You can't tell if someone will be a good player if they're on a different server with different rules than your own. You can't tell if they're a normal player cutting loose on a server with classic rules commonplace post-sethtide or low-quality shitters, the beams cross far too much to be responsibly used. It's all about pride and competition control since Byond's HUB is neutral and acts as it should.
We shouldn't change or hide shit. Anything from normal server-rule-abiding players wanting to try a different server to "hyperborean LRP chud fun-time shitters" both wanting a taste of "SS13's Classic Taste" should proudly join and engage to see which servers are worth their time. It's a normal server with normal players, so why bend over backward to even validate this short-sighted purity spiral autism?
 
Tiny's faggotry is so powerful that he indirectly crashed this site and helped delete further more posts from all threads. :O
Looks like we've lost a bunch of posts. Crap.
Anyway, a new development of Archinist situation happened while the Farms were down: subhuman IQ post-Ssethtide loony troons have unsuccessfully tried to rewrite history on TG forums over a post made by the real one @Cuban Pete (archive). Thankfully, their new host (?) shut their amazingly braindead conversation down.
My first thought was if this was some level of Kiwi gayopping.
Nope, the fucker is actually genuine.
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They actually had to tell the tranny janny that it just might not be the actual Cuban Pete, it reveals some serious low-IQ behavior in all actuality.
These faggots really want to rewrite EVERYTHING like it's the Chinese Cultural Revolution, I bet most or SOME of the others at least in that thread secretly admire his sentiment but they realized how so absurd and insane it sounds from an optical point of view that they had no choice but to tell OP to fuck off pretty much.

Speaking of, do we have any comm logs of George Melons and other SS13 legends archived? If I recall correctly, he was in /vg/ and Hippie. So it figures out what kind of screeching would happen if his niggerisms were dug up to the present day.
Also don't forget to post the archive.
 
Speaking of, do we have any comm logs of George Melons and other SS13 legends archived? If I recall correctly, he was in /vg/ and Hippie. So it figures out what kind of screeching would happen if his niggerisms were dug up to the present day.
You can try to look into 2013 logs but I must warn you, that's a SHITLOAD of text to dig through.
 
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