🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
Smaack did an Instagram stream, Quirky uke songs about depression, this is the most millennial shit ever.
I'm bored so I will write up a summary.




Talks about how she uses exercise for Dopamine, having trouble now with having a leg-injury, lack of sun, bad sleep.
"If you ever get tricked to go on a show that's not what you think it is, try not to look up yourself too much afterwards" "I'm getting lost in my head"
Finding places online she didn't know existed.
"I'm Consensually streaming" Some implications there
A lot of Life stuff happening, "Running your own business is difficult because my boss sucks"
"I want them to all win" the Burt-option
Chat: Smaack vs Alex wife "No thank you".
Knows about Burting off.
Chat: Are you gonna be a kid stuck in an adults body forever. "The most adult thing you can do is to be yourself" "People think that as an adult you need to fit into this mould but I want to have fun with life, my style etc."
Chat: Thoughts on returning to the show? "I will let you figure that one out"
Thinking about starting a life podcast with her sister.
Likes the whole spectrum (sexually)
Chat: Would you go to Sams Standup show? "No thank you"
"Someone wrote 'Sam would cower in your wake' but I thought it was Woke and that made me giggle"
Chat: What happened after you took the blue-pill "They took me downstairs and said 'we're comedians'"
"I'm a big believer in equity, you can look up equity I'm not making a speech on it" Arguably the most destructive political position possible, dark.
"My politics is be a good person, do things to uplift people, not causing harm to others." shocker.
"Are you a leftie? no. I am a righty"
"I learned what 4chan was, it was not fun for me. Part of the internet I do not want to know about"
Chat: There is a thing called toxic empathy Smaack "Anything can be toxic" ( dismissive )
"I have lots of friends with different views, as long ass its not like 'I hope this group of people die'" Probably not hanging out with MAGA CHUDS.
The real reason she left, "They wouldn't give me a halfpipe in the house" ( joking )
"I don't write down my music, I have to look up old videos of me playing it"
Would do a live with JC, heard she's chill.
Chat: Not going live with JC is asian hate "I'm so sorry" ( joking )

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FORCE FEED FATTY THE ELIMINATION CHOCOLATE. GET HIM OUT OF THE RV PLEASE.

Bros I can't watch with him in it. I can't take it. I'm throwing in the towel I can't take it. I feel bile rising in my throat when I hear his voice or see his deformed face. I hate him so much.
 
if they send payton home, the final two fish are burt and binx
i'm kinda thinking they're gonna send her to whatever location they're traveling to separately
Like if she's 7 hours away from home, sendin her off at 10:30pm at night is a bit of a cunt move. Unless production sorted somethin out with her parents and they've come to grab her.
 
Payton was given a piece of chocolate by Sam, Sam turned around and whispered to Vance "I think that was the elimination chocolate". Vance told Payton and she is now gone. Tis a sad day, we have lost a content queen!
VANCE GAVE PAYTON THE ELIMINATION CHOCOLATE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE IMMUNITY CHOCOLATE
Is Vance the designated Grim Reaper?
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edit: fuck ninjad
I think this is a spin on an earlier twitter joke retweeted by Sam
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Fatty gets serious with Binx

TTS makes Sam laugh

Mizzy gaslighting Burt

"First of all - don't call it "negatively titilated" - I'm repulsed."

Luke roasts Burt

TTS roasts Mizzy and Burt and makes Sam laugh again

Mizzy confirmed not Jewish

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Fatty serenades Binx
 
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Burt asking for Sam's shoe size :story:

TTS: "Hey Burt, Cowboy here. I heard rumblings that you were fixin to fuck my ass. I reckon we can do that"
Burt: "What- wait are you- no, are you really Cowboy or is this just some asshole pretending to be that hot ass motherfucker"
 
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