Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Much like TBD, SHP's value came from the way he annoyed Raxx. Otherwise he was an insufferable Slavic wigger who abused his mom (unless it was an act I wasn't in on).

Uploads stopped roughly a year ago, I'd be interested in deep lore if someone has any.
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Interesting. The Goblinverse really has the most absurd side characters out there. I forgot that he had allegations of abuse abused against his mother.
 
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Much like TBD, SHP's value came from the way he annoyed Raxx. Otherwise he was an insufferable Slavic wigger who abused his mom (unless it was an act I wasn't in on).

Uploads stopped roughly a year ago, I'd be interested in deep lore if someone has any.
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He's still doing live streams. He became a reformed Muslim and seems to be less of a piece of shit for it.
His current channel was something with his name, Julian.

The term shp is banned in his chat
 
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I think I need to touch grass. Last night I spent about 20-30 minutes telling my stepcoustin's girlfriend about Cyraxx (the subject of Ohio came up in conversation, and it wasn't the the first thing I said to her), and I could watch the look of horror on her face as I peeled back the layers of how awful he is. She noted three things virtually instantly:
  1. His "if you're in high school and are being bullied, reach out to me" was abuser behavior.
  2. She said it sounds like he needs to get off the internet to get away from this stuff.
  3. Why didn't Sally kick him out after he strangled her?
Plus my hair looked like a mess because I had been overheating (running around with the dogs and young ones while wearing long sleeves, and my hair turns into a Jewfro when it gets longer and out of control), so I'm sure I was quite the crazy looking character. But then again, she didn't politely excuse herself or make an excuse to leave, plus she said she likes weird stuff when doomscrolling on lazy days. She also said it was kinda terrifying that you never know what horrors lurk in plain sight (we know Chance won't hurt anyone because he's too weak, but there was someone in a safe town that was recently arrested for being a pedo). When she left for the night, I half jokingly said, "Nice to meet you, and I'm sorry!" and she laughed.

I'm neither proud nor ashamed of what I did.

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Gloryhole linked to this, the stream exposing Jay Sinz. Content is slow, so fuck it.
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I could only make it an hour in before giving up. Cinemas' mic was too damn quiet, Marx was a loud obnoxious asshole, and it took forever for them to actually get anywhere.
 
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Critical Raxx Theory said:
He's still doing live streams. He became a reformed Muslim and seems to be less of a piece of shit for it.
His current channel was something with his name, Julian.

The term shp is banned in his chat
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That's the piece of deep lore I needed. The channel is juliusempire1996.

Looking at his introduction video and community posts I see no references to Islam, unless it's a really recent thing. Currently I'm getting more of the CHRIST IZ KANG vibe.

At least he appears to be less of a tool now. Still a NEET, but got da pussy though?

 
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He might have come to Christ since I last saw. Looks like the newest live is 3 months ago, he was definitely into Islam post marty and up to say 6 months ago
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Only reference I can find with cursory googling is from the MBM subreddit...

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So no idea. If anyone can find video evidence, I'm interested.
 
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While we wait for @Wimmig 's 43 prophecy to come true (I think he just needs to watch Movie 43), a thought has occurred to me:

Cyraxx embodies traits of multiple lolcows:
  • Chris Chan: Posts everything about himself online, catfished multiple times, cheated on all of them
  • Jonathan Ross: Prone to epic reeees, gets into fights with his grandmother, confirmed he's a pedo but then tries to claim victimhood and that he never actually said it
  • Nick Bateman: Horrible teeth, seems to like shit
  • Ethan Ralph: Acts like his shitty WWE promos are god-tier, abuser, thinks saying "fuck" "shit" and "goddamn" a bunch makes him funny and/or badass, threatened to kick someone's ass and then got his ass whooped for all the internet to see
  • Daniel Larson: Wannabe musician with zero talent, shouts the word "nigger" at the drop of a hat
  • KingCobraJFS: Lazy eye, terrible hygiene
  • The White Bowser: Speech impediment that people always make fun of/mimic when talking about him, thinks his life is an anime, always tells his (falsified) story to people who never asked
  • Bossmanjack: Perpetually broke, heavily addicted, prone to breaking things around him, and a disrespectful parasite to his parent while living on the top floor
  • DSP: Absolute garbage at video games but incapable of realizing it
  • Tophiachu: "It's never my fault", refuses to get a real job because "why should I?", refuses to get off the internet despite posting fucking everything being the root cause of every blessed current problem
  • Amberlynn Reid: Highly manipulative, only views girlfriends as something to be used, doesn't actually know what love is
He's like the final boss of some epic action game that requires you to use all the skills you learned.

I know there's more, but I've already wasted enough time on this. Anyone else you encounter that makes you go "Oh, you mean like Cyraxx does"?
 
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31 Black said:
While we wait for @Wimmig 's 43 prophecy to come true (I think he just needs to watch Movie 43), a thought has occurred to me:

Cyraxx embodies traits of multiple lolcows:
  • Chris Chan: Posts everything about himself online, catfished multiple times, cheated on all of them
  • Jonathan Ross: Prone to epic reeees, gets into fights with his grandmother, confirmed he's a pedo but then tries to claim victimhood and that he never actually said it
  • Nick Bateman: Horrible teeth, seems to like shit
  • Ethan Ralph: Acts like his shitty WWE promos are god-tier, abuser, thinks saying "fuck" "shit" and "goddamn" a bunch makes him funny and/or badass, threatened to kick someone's ass and then got his ass whooped for all the internet to see
  • Daniel Larson: Wannabe musician with zero talent, shouts the word "nigger" at the drop of a hat
  • KingCobraJFS: Lazy eye, terrible hygiene
  • The White Bowser: Speech impediment that people always make fun of/mimic when talking about him, thinks his life is an anime, always tells his (falsified) story to people who never asked
  • Bossmanjack: Perpetually broke, heavily addicted, prone to breaking things around him, and a disrespectful parasite to his parent while living on the top floor
  • DSP: Absolute garbage at video games but incapable of realizing it
  • Tophiachu: "It's never my fault", refuses to get a real job because "why should I?", refuses to get off the internet despite posting fucking everything being the root cause of every blessed current problem
  • Amberlynn Reid: Highly manipulative, only views girlfriends as something to be used, doesn't actually know what love is
He's like the final boss of some epic action game that requires you to use all the skills you learned.

I know there's more, but I've already wasted enough time on this. Anyone else you encounter that makes you go "Oh, you mean like Cyraxx does"?
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The lolcow version of Exoida. Whoever interacts with him loses instantly.
 
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I know there's more, but I've already wasted enough time on this. Anyone else you encounter that makes you go "Oh, you mean like Cyraxx does"?
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Yeah, LowTierGod. My husband's gotten into LTG, and he was explaining how Dale really hates this one troll, who only uses a specific character in the fighting game he was streaming. It's gotten to the point that, that every time Dale fights against someone using that character, it's the troll.

He was having trouble explaining this to me, until I said, "Oh, like Marty. To Cyraxx, everything is Marty's fault, and everyone is Marty." And he agreed.
 
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My partner is completely disgusted by Cyrax and everything even remotely close to him -- alawgs and troll included.

I am fortunate she is also an avid shitposter and lolcow enjoyer, otherwise it would be hard to explain why I'm watching the very embodiment of why people are pro-abortion screaming the word nigger and kike 40 times a second while dancing around with its deformed cock out.

What a fucking paragraph to even write. Today is not a good day for those with fingers to type with and eyes to read with.
 
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I never talked about Cyraxx IRL, how the fuck am I supposed to justify my amusement watching fucked up people online?
 
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So, any explanation for the goblin's absence?

My favorite theory is that Sally proved that she could legally evict him, and Chance chose the NEET lifestyle without internet rather that trying to improve his life in any meaningful way. It's equally likely though that he managed to purge the buddy trolls that kept leaking his new channels, and he's currently streaming on some no-name platform.
 
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I had a dream last night where I encountered Cyraxx IRL. I don’t recall what the exact context was, but I distinctly remember he kept trying to cling to me & following me like a mangy stray & for some reason I was afraid of being arrested by the APD for abuse of a 43 so I couldn’t do anything except try to run away from him. I remember how skin crawlingly repulsive it felt to see him & be in the same vicinity as him, & how no matter what I said he wouldn’t fucking leave me alone.

It was fucking horrifying, fam. I have never had a more vividly terrifying nightmare.
 
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Raxxinator said:
I had a dream last night where I encountered Cyraxx IRL. I don’t recall what the exact context was, but I distinctly remember he kept trying to cling to me & following me like a mangy stray & for some reason I was afraid of being arrested by the APD for abuse of a 43 so I couldn’t do anything except try to run away from him. I remember how skin crawlingly repulsive it felt to see him & be in the same vicinity as him, & how no matter what I said he wouldn’t fucking leave me alone.

It was fucking horrifying, fam. I have never had a more vividly terrifying nightmare.
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Last night i dreamt i punched a giant boar in the nose, it was cool
 
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