Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[-Jack-]

I know this is such a big hypothetical and extremely unlikely because she'd never have or want kids (in my mind. But in her state or America, how hard would it be for her to adopt a child if she wanted to?

 

[Freetimbit]

Hasn’t she turned 40? I keep seeing 39 and 40 but I thought it was actually 40 now.

Born October 29, 1984

You’re right, she turned 40 end of October this year.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Yet? YET? Wow, she’s more delusional than I thought.

It's mind blowing. I thought it was an act for social media for the longest time, but she really does think she's a 26 yr old quirky gorl who needs to lose 50 lbs. She's so delusional she's about one step from needing to be Baker Act welfare-checked into a psych unit.

But in her state or America, how hard would it be for her to adopt a child if she wanted to?

She could theoretically adopt an older child out of foster care with no problem. They'd happily give her a black 12 yr old girl who has been cycled in and out of foster homes for years. The "waiting list" kids in foster care are heart breaking.

But she's got zero chance at a baby or at a private adoption agency. See my prior sperg spoiler on the April Lauren thread to see why.

 

[Jizzrag]

know this is such a big hypothetical and extremely unlikely because she'd never have or want kids (in my mind.

I think she wants a family. She has talked about it a few times over the years. When she bought the princess tower she spoke of it as if that’s what was missing for her to find a husband and start a family.
That didn’t happen obviously, and she sold it a year later.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Kate’s got another banger.

 

[OttoWest]

So what do we think is the real reason for skipping out on the Prague trip?

She’s obviously flying to Vancouver for the Eras show; that’s about a five hour flight from Albuquerque baring any layovers. Was she told transatlantic international flights are now too risky (like she’d listen)? Or does she finally realize she can no longer endure long flights due to outgrowing the seats? Did she take a look at the actual marketplace and realize she couldn’t fit? Was she concerned she’d be a giant spectacle?

Or is this just her usual pull the covers over her head “I don’t wanna” lazy nonsense.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

So what do we think is the real reason for skipping out on the Prague trip?

Perhaps her sherpa John was unwilling to spend one more minute schlepping her luggage, renting cars, fetching her food and being forced to wear itchy, ugly, plastic holiday clothing.
I mean, the gig must pay well, but we all have our limits.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Yet?
She's 39 and 600 pounds, there's no "yet."

Plus, nobody will fuck her. Ever. Not even once. Not even blind drunk. Not even on a dare. Not even for money.

Along those lines, high-roller Anna could just buy a baby if she really wanted one. Or, she could shell out for a surrogate. What Anna wants, Anna gets.

Thankfully, Anna is so selfish and self-absorbed that she likely knows somewhere, deep down in her tiny fibrotic smooth brain, that she's not interested in sharing the spectacle spotlight with anyone--including her own child. Using Data a prop is as far as Anna goes in terms of loving something other than food and booze.

 

[Blerg]

She bitched about a “flare up” which I assume is code for her legs are fucked. She’s flown with Data before, why drive this year? Is it because her legs are so stuffed up with fluid from her life changing, life saving surgery that she can hardly move, never mind fly anywhere? One wonders. Almost like stabbing at and sucking out goo from overburdened limbs terribly affected by uncontrolled lipodemia is a bad idea.

 

[Amberglow]

Obviously, she’s not going to the Prague Christmas markets. She’s got no one to go and film her, those events are cozy romantic and at her size, she stands out and takes up too much space.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Stuff here may not be in order re-archiving the stuff lost in the rollback.

The markets trip was cancelled of course. She now has multiple autoimmune issues she states and tries to sound medical and only proves shes being scammed. She also does not like people pointing out that her doctors are frauds.

Threads:

 

[Barbarella]

My compliments to Kate Winslet. That was hilarious, and changing girl to gorl in the speech had me rolling. Never stop using that clip of Anna dancing in the shiny red thing, it’s hilarious.

Anna is going to use flare up as a euphemism for too fat to do something.

She drove to New Mexico. I imagine she’ll sit through the Swift concert, if she even goes. Then she has to drive back. That’s going to tire her out for a month, so she’ll have to recover by eating ice cream in bed. We will probably be shown select little scenes of this trip for a full month.

 

[multiverse]

I have a feeling that if Anna's "flair" up is preventing her from getting on a plane to Prague, her extreme fatness is also going to prevent her from flying to see Taylor Swift perform. Too fat to fly means too fat to fly, period. Five hours on a plane is an extreme risk to her life at six hundred+ pounds and forty years old.

 

[cybercybe]

Stuff here may not be in order re-archiving the stuff lost in the rollback.


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Someone needs to take the video of her jumping and put some audio of an earthquake on it.

 

[OttoWest]

I think her need to be seen as cool by attending one of the final Eras concerts will outweigh other concerns. This is a big deal for her online image at least in her mind, even though she’s late to the trend.

But I agree with someone upthread that she’ll likely complain much of the time, get tired and cranky and make herself and her discomfort the center of the evening for Tracey and her daughter— even if she presents otherwise.

 

[thejackal2]

In case Genocyder missed any of her insane threads. She's a nut, she's crazy in the coconut.

She projected that nervous energy all weekend at Tracey and the kids. I can't even imagine how stressful she made the long weekend for them. She needs serious help she is spiraling into a new era where she isn't capable of doing even the most basic things to assuage some of her anxiety other than lean into booze, pills and scams.

 

[cybercybe]

She's really showing her age with her references to Skip It, Trapper Keeper, etc.

 

[Chococat3012]

In case Genocyder missed any of her insane threads. She's a nut, she's crazy in the coconut.
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She projected that nervous energy all weekend at Tracey and the kids. I can't even imagine how stressful she made the long weekend for them. She needs serious help she is spiraling into a new era where she isn't capable of doing even the most basic things to assuage some of her anxiety other than lean into booze, pills and scams.

Sounds like she's seen or heard about Colin's video...

As for Threads as usual: food, mistery famous friends, sth about hot guys, "adulting" just cringe AF

 

[thejackal2]

Sounds like she's seen or heard about Colin's video...

As for Threads as usual: food, mistery famous friends, sth about hot guys, "adulting" just cringe AF

Putting random F listers into her phone with non personal names isn't impressive, it's sad AF and speaks to how she views people. Just as characters in her own life.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

"It just goes to show, it's not about facts; people will believe what they want to believe- even if it makes absolutely no sense."

Gorl... do you even hear yourself?
Projecting your unhinged delusions does nothing for weight loss, Anna.

"I'm not mad about it."

Narrator: "Anna was, in fact, very mad about it."