Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Jobama]

So Ralph, Fatrick, shoe on head, and Juju all had kids before Josh did

 

[The Ancestor]

I can only hope he stops being a sperg online and latching onto petty internet beef so he can be a present dad at least.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Are we sure Juju isn't the pregnant one?

Despite Troon logic, men can't get pregnant. That's not to say they haven't tried.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Looks like Sean is gone

Congratulations Sean. Who knows why he left - maybe Dick can’t pay him because the Patreon numbers are cooked which is a conspiracy I do think is more credible because TDS just has no online presence. I know there’s posters here who don’t like Sean and/or question his decency just for being an associate of Dax. But I still believe he is just an introverted sound mixing nerd. Gotta give credit where credit is due Biggest Problem and TDS always had quality soundmixing something I now know I took for granted.

As for Dick getting 80s Girl pregnant I’ll write the same damn sentiment I wrote on Kiwifarms when Ethan Ralph announced Cozy Rozy. Please prove all the haters wrong Dick, be an excellent father. I don’t have any qualm mocking people who ask for it by being lolcows but I never intend to push negativity upon new life.

I never expected Dick to be a parent, I’m doubtful he’ll be able to grow up and not fuck around with alcohol, drugs, and creepy people who can reasonably be suspected of being pedos. But I do believe people can change. My first suggestion to Dick is sell that shitty Barbie Dreamhouse and move to a nicer part of SoCal like Irvine or San Diego. If he can’t consider being too far away from LA then Pasadena I think is the best option.

Congrats @BIG_BRAD I know you wanted Dick to have kids. To anyone who is offended by me being somewhat of a White Knight here I guess I’m just relieved that Dick is becoming a father and not fucking Chris Chan. At least Dick is smart, they don’t let idiots into Caltech.

I can only hope he stops being a sperg online and latching onto petty internet beef so he can be a present dad at least.

Best case scenario: Riley, Rekieta, and finally Vito all go to prison & anyone left who thinks Daddy Dick has their back realizes that’s not true.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

LMAO, looks like another L for Null, I guess she won't be murdering him in his sleep after all.

SUFFA NOOL

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Surprised it took Sheawn this long to exit.

With all the pedophiles Daxipad hangs around, any self respecting person would have bailed long ago. Sean either has some real skeletons in his closet to hang around this long or he's too spineless to have quit before now

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

this retard hasnt gotten vasectomy???? Huh? Every single fuckboy in 200s was getting vasectomy so they dont get babytrapped . Wtf this faggot cant be real. NOT ANOTHER WASTE OF SPACE IN YOUR STEAD DAX. YOU SHOULD DIE ALONE OR MURDERED BY MARIE !!!!

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

Looks like Sean is gone

I always liked Sean, I really hope Dax hasn't tarnished his career, as from my understanding he has a full time job outside the podcast. I also really hope Sean hasn't been involved in any of the drama, besides any towing of the party line he may of had to do.

Yesterday on episode 438 Dax announced that Marie, his common-law wife, is pregnant.
Apparently it has been less than a trimester, which is risky to announce, especially when thinking of Marie's age. I think she's... 40 years old now?
He talked about IVF during the show but did not say if they used it or not.

If she has the kid good for them, maybe this will be what makes Dax grow up. I know a while back Null was saying that his show should of changed as the years went on, going from stupid manchild shit to stupid shit parents/adults have to deal with. We also need to see the paternity test before we can give Dax any props. For all we know it could be Maddox's baby.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You guys aren't asking the hard hitting questions here. Will Dax let Vito babysit?

 

[Truly Rural]

Who put a baby in her, didn't Dax sterilized himself to avoid ever producing a demon of his own?

 

[Bull Kike]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE JOSH NOOOO!

 

[Inside your walls]

Notice how this happens after Null's many declarations that Dax refuses to have kids with Marie so she can be his permanent GF. Is this the third cowspawn that Dear Leader has manipulated into existence with his dark powers?

Null should start a fertility clinic for lolcows at this point-

Actually that might be a bad idea

 

[Irregardless]

As for Dick getting 80s Girl pregnant I’ll write the same damn sentiment I wrote on Kiwifarms when Ethan Ralph announced Cozy Rozy. Please prove all the haters wrong Dick, be an excellent father. I don’t have any qualm mocking people who ask for it by being lolcows but I never intend to push negativity upon new life.

This is the correct sentiment.

I don't like Dick, I think he's a sad, degenerate piece of shit that surrounds himself with sadder, less competent, and less funny pieces of shit just so that he'll always stay at the top. That being said, if there were ever a time or place for him to somewhat get his shit together, it would be now. I don't care if he changes as a person as I'll still not like him, but if he could make some kind of effort to not have his child end up as the kind of woman that finds herself in the sektur, that'd be a true win.

 

[berenstain]

Congratulations to Dick and his girlfriend, I hope everything goes smoothly!

this retard hasnt gotten vasectomy???? Huh? Every single fuckboy in 200s was getting vasectomy so they dont get babytrapped . Wtf this faggot cant be real. NOT ANOTHER WASTE OF SPACE IN YOUR STEAD DAX. YOU SHOULD DIE ALONE OR MURDERED BY MARIE !!!!

Mexican guys don't get vasectomies lol.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Yesterday on episode 438 Dax announced that Marie, his common-law wife, is pregnant.
Apparently it has been less than a trimester, which is risky to announce, especially when thinking of Marie's age. I think she's... 40 years old now?
He talked about IVF during the show but did not say if they used it or not.

I like to think she went to a sperm bank and informed Juju she was going to have a kid and he could spread whatever story he wanted

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

You guys aren't asking the hard hitting questions here. Will Dax let Vito babysit?

Absolutely not. Dax might not have a problem associating with a pedophile, but he's the type to say one thing and act another way. He might keep the Vaedophile around as a shield but he probably wouldn't leave him in the same room as his own child

 

[Guntkvd]

this retard hasnt gotten vasectomy???? Huh? Every single fuckboy in 200s was getting vasectomy so they dont get babytrapped . Wtf this faggot cant be real. NOT ANOTHER WASTE OF SPACE IN YOUR STEAD DAX. YOU SHOULD DIE ALONE OR MURDERED BY MARIE !!!!

Another Janny Jewsh theory deboonked.

 

[berenstain]

I always liked Sean, I really hope Dax hasn't tarnished his career, as from my understanding he has a full time job outside the podcast. I also really hope Sean hasn't been involved in any of the drama, besides any towing of the party line he may of had to do.

Me too, I don't think the show will ever be the same without him. He was the polar opposite of Dick (introverted, handsome, white, liberal, sober, agreeable) which made the show's run so stable. Hopefully his career prospects get better after leaving the show.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I've always liked Sean and I think everyone was universally both amazed and pleased that there could be someone who does thousands of hours of recording with Dax who was oblivious to Sektur bullshit. And yet despite being ostensibly just an audio engineer, he was a very good second mic to the show.
At least now he won't have to spend any more of his life editing Dax and Vito ACK ACK ACKing into the microphone for hours at a time.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Sounds like a boring publicity stunt he came up with after he saw the Chris Chan feature. I don't believe it at all, not because of Marie's age but because I would be shocked if Dick didn't have a vasectomy without telling her, years ago.