DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Scat Syde Dave]

Literally every day that he doesn't hit his stupid arbitrary goal when he rolls out of bed is when it is in jeopardy. Maybe if you weren't dogshit at everything you do in life you wouldn't have to rely on retards, furries, child predators and overall weirdos to bank roll you and your fat fucking wife's existence.

It's a fucking wonder why Phil Burnell the person has had no in-person relationships (I'm going to ask you for your number but I'm nervous that in 3 hours you won't like me) and can't even remotely get another job (I'm going to say I'm nervous that when I leave here you won't hire me, I don't know, but it doesn't look good). Like nobody wants to be around somebody this fucking negative. Not to mention ALL the other personality traits that make him a vile piece of shit.

As with his entire career, there will not be just one moment where it's all lost, the money dries up, and he's gone. It's been a catastrophe since 2015 and even if he made double what he normally does in a year, it's all down the drain and we're back to begging the day later. It ends when he dies or is prevented from going onto the internet by a greater force, but knowing the world we live in, there is no moral authority that will pass judgement on what is killing this man properly, so death is the only lasting cessation.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Phil did the worst on his team. Negative K/D and was on the objective for the least amount of time versus anyone in the lobby.

 

[neger psykolog]

Interesting comment:

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No way to tell if this is true or not, but it sure does sound like DSP. Funny thing is: he still acts like a petulant toddler now, but instead of sulking over a gift he doesn't like, he does it when not receiving enough money.

Let's add up the facts here:

• 9 year old account
• Created a comment that either started a rumor or contributed to a rumor that some gay ass corey feldman music video contained footage from a snuff film featuring some woman who disappeared years ago, accusing a producer named "Dan" of being a sexual predator - the real origin of the footage was found and it was some weird erotic/rape fantasy movie that had Yoko Ono in it as an actress
• Has donated to CWC: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2023_livestreams
• Is/was a patron of Gail Chord Schuler: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gail-chord-schuler-gabrielle-chana.521/ (source: https://youtu.be/TRSVra9E3Js?si=znzAAinmKZ35nbKz&t=1656)
• Has gone "down the rabbit hole" about GG Allin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKn-lLr2v6o

Now I'm not saying this story is impossible, it just seems weird for someone to be so ingrained in esoteric internet culture and just sit on this story about DSP for so long. To be fair they haven't claimed that they just found out about DSP but it just seems very peculiar - no one and I do mean truly no one (outside of john/FGC faggots) have ever shared anecdotes about DSP in social settings like this.

The closest comment I ever found was on the DTRH video (I shared a screencap of it on this subforum a little while back) and it was someone who worked with him at Sikorsky and it appeared legit and they said something like "he seemed nice".

Maybe he really is like that in person and goes out so infrequently that few people know about him. It still comes across as very weird that there are basically zero anecdotes or people that have stepped up and said anything about DSP offline and outside the FGC. But I mean we do know he doesn't really have any friends and the only friends he had (John rhambo and that other faggot) made a tell-all/reveal video about him, so if they were the friends involved in this it seems like the kind of story they would've told.

That the comment mentions DSP claiming this was "his profession" puts the timeframe after he got booted from Sikorsky and started staying in the khando and becoming a full time, raw, unedited DSP-style content creator.

Snope fact check: unclear. And I bet this guy won't go back and answer questions about what year this was in - "years ago my guy" is like the most vague possible thing to answer when you drop a story like this.

To be fair to the commenter, besides the comment about the gay ass corey feldmen video, I can't find any other comments by them that are elaborate lore drops/claims.

edit: To also be fair to the commenter, their age seems to be within the same range of DSP +/- a few years

 

[draculapenis]

“Alright Jayde, you’re gonna eat?”

Also, he’s now rage quitting BO6 so he can sit with chat and beg for 30 minutes because he’s been at $56 for over an hour. CoD is apparently out of the rotation for the foreseeable future.

 

[Jang Joo]

He did ragequit right after this

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Blastoise91/Blastoise91X lives in Las Vegas NV. His YouTube username is @Blastoise9193. He has a 5 year account on some turtle forum which reveals that he is Caucasian (his profile picture shows his hand as he holds his pet turtle). I found a reddit account u/blastoise91 as well but didn't dig too deep into it.

Just posting this here because the guy is annoying as fuck and I hope he sees this and shits bricks.

 

[johnkimble123]

>Fans being outed for being furries / fucked up in the head
> Streak can be suspended at will (crazy person making up the rules to his own game so he always 'wins').
>He's being oddly insouciant about begging, not speaking in a loud voice, saying it's alright and that he just needs to stay the course, something big might be happening to him and he's just letting it happen?
>Being the father of a cat is stressful
>JUST started to play a game after almost TWO hours of schizobabble.

This is literally a day ending in Y

At best, you might get some other weird panic talk for the 2nd point and "insert any regular day occurrence for the 3rd point" (guys I went to get groceries and there was a road closed, guys I got gas today and it was exhausting it took so long, guys I went to the pet store and THEY WERE OUT OF MY SPECIFIC BRAND OF CAT LITTER for Jasper kitty). When something goes wrong for him, his first instinct is crying and throwing a tantrum. As others say, no curiosity to learn something, no self awareness to know that doing that makes him look like a child, and no drive to actually figure things out on his own.

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Blastoise91/Blastoise91X lives in Las Vegas NV. His YouTube username is @Blastoise9193. He has a 5 year account on some turtle forum which reveals that he is Caucasian (his profile picture shows his hand as he holds his pet turtle). I found a reddit account u/blastoise91 as well but didn't dig too deep into it.

Just posting this here because the guy is annoying as fuck and I hope he sees this and shits bricks.

Also, like that NoSleepRealVibes guy (who slid into a female detractor's DMs trying to be slick and got rejected, then ran to Phil's stream to call them ugly/fat), this weirdo will pounce on any female in Phil's chat and if you blink, will probably be trying to initiate erotic roleplay. There was a stream ages ago where there were like 4-5 of them talking about being octopus and "inking" each other. Deprived doesn't begin to describe these weirdos.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil spent thousands of dollars on two new PCs, only to end the day rage-quitting COD, begging for money, staring at the chat in silence while banning people, and doing the classic "Q&A" until a whale bails him out.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

how long we stalling today? my bet is on at least 20 mins. they do love to see him squirm

 

[C4-621]

Holy mother of stall. Instead of hopping onto literally any other game or at least talk about video games he would rather sit there for 30 plus minutes and whine like a bitch. It's the beginning of the month too, dents currently have a chokehold on him.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

1.3k viewers on Raw Phil as he yammers on and on and on….

 

[Free Jasper]

Fuck off you fat manipulative shit.

3 minutes before the streak ends;

“Guys, I’ve a confession. I’m nervous the streak ends today because my detractors have BIG plans this week…”

Attempting to create massive guilt and pressure. The closer the end gets, the more he says ‘trolls are celebrating, guys!’

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

This is what I wanted from the Kino Casino arc all along. He's worse than an 80s crack addict

 

[Guinan's hats]

Trolls lose again and Doo Dee is felted and DarkSydePhil is heterosexual

 

[Free Jasper]

There’s zero doubt in my mind he’s faking tips now.

Faking tips and ‘suspending’ streaks when he can’t hit them. He truly is in crack addict territory.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

another day another felting

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

There’s zero doubt in my mind he’s faking tips now.

Faking tips and ‘suspending’ streaks when he can’t hit them. He truly is in crack addict territory.

I mean he does this all the time. He will turn the screws on the dents to donate, knowing full well that he's sitting on a fake / whale donation for that extra hogan money. If he wasn't an addict, he'd be happy with the flat $150. He's relying on the extra money that doesn't come from the whales to squeeze out more dopamine after tonight's stream when he's not hanging out with his wife.

 

[Free Jasper]

I don’t think he sits on them for that long.

1. That dude was genuinely down in the dumps for the last hour. He’s not that good of an actor.
2. We know OIC loves the attention of swooping in last minute.

I think this last minute one was fake because it was ‘anonymous’ rather than a sock and, again, he’s a piss poor actor.

 

[Penix]

After debasing himself for 30 minutes, literally waiting for money to appear, it had to get to overtime for tips to even start rolling in. This guy was sitting on an 88 dollar tip, trying to double dip on another sad cuck giving pity, which actually appeared!

Thanks for the $88 anon, and thanks for getting scammed out of 20 subs, Emil. Phil couldn't even be bothered to let all the 20 animations play out for Emil and instantly fucked off after making a smug little victory lap. Incredibly fucking slimy, and I'm honestly loving every minute of it.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Grim cope stream with OIC using Emil and other alts to sub and probably fake tips at the end by DSP. At this point the stream may legit not end until stellar blade because he will just go OT or fake shit forever.

We're at a point where, like yesterday, Phil doesn't count certain streams if he doesn't want to. The streak is now just a figment of Phil's imagination where he makes up whatever rules he wants. Anyone who thinks the streak is real must not know that Phil lies about literally everything.

Phil "keeping the streak going" through whining, begging, and fictional "anonymous" tips is what makes him a lolcow legend. Only he is too delusional to not get how bad he looks. It's awesome. Long live the streak!