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I legitimately don't understand what the fuck goes on in people's minds in situations like this. He has a fucking knife and you choose to antagonize him and get nose to nose with him? This is a trend I've noticed a lot in videos of people with knives and machetes. Do they expect the other guy is too much of a pussy to actually use it or something? Do they think they can stop the other guy? Clearly not, because they're always so fucking shocked when it actually happens. In this case the idiot CONTINUES to antagonize the knife guy after being stabbed in the heart. There are countless examples of this exact same thing happening, with the exact same outcomes.

What the fuck is up with people? I don't get it. Are you fucking retarded?
 
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Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed said:
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>Barges into any belly dance performance
>Axes fellow poojeet in the head
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
Pretty good bait and switch. I was expecting the dude wondering around at the beginning to take out the dancer for being a whore or something, but Behenchod Stealth Assassin in the back turned out to be the one to do the needful.
 
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I legitimately don't understand what the fuck goes on in people's minds in situations like this. He has a fucking knife and you choose to antagonize him and get nose to nose with him? This is a trend I've noticed a lot in videos of people with knives and machetes. Do they expect the other guy is too much of a pussy to actually use it or something? Do they think they can stop the other guy? Clearly not, because they're always so fucking shocked when it actually happens. In this case the idiot CONTINUES to antagonize the knife guy after being stabbed in the heart. There are countless examples of this exact same thing happening, with the exact same outcomes.

What the fuck is up with people? I don't get it. Are you fucking retarded?
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I blame movies and tv often underselling just how badly a blade can fuck you up with a single slice in the wrong spot, let alone a stabbing.
 
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Black Spruce said:
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I legitimately don't understand what the fuck goes on in people's minds in situations like this. He has a fucking knife and you choose to antagonize him and get nose to nose with him? This is a trend I've noticed a lot in videos of people with knives and machetes. Do they expect the other guy is too much of a pussy to actually use it or something? Do they think they can stop the other guy? Clearly not, because they're always so fucking shocked when it actually happens. In this case the idiot CONTINUES to antagonize the knife guy after being stabbed in the heart. There are countless examples of this exact same thing happening, with the exact same outcomes.

What the fuck is up with people? I don't get it. Are you fucking retarded?
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In cases of mistaken bravery like this, I blame drugs.

With enough alcohol and stimulants, you feel like superman. The problem comes when you think you ARE superman, you fuck around, and you find out all the way to the grave.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
In cases of mistaken bravery like this, I blame drugs.

With enough alcohol and stimulants, you feel like superman. The problem comes when you think you ARE superman, you fuck around, and you find out all the way to the grave.
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If I remember correctly, there were no drugs or alcohol involved in this one. Just an argument between street vendors over a spot, I think. Same shit. Same result. Doesn't even flinch or move at all as the guy cocks his arms back and starts swinging. It's like he fully expects him to stop.
 
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Black Spruce said:
If I remember correctly, there were no drugs or alcohol involved in this one. Just an argument between street vendors over a spot, I think. Same shit. Same result. Doesn't even flinch or move at all as the guy cocks his arms back and starts swinging. It's like he fully expects him to stop.
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Wow. The way he just shrugged off the stabbing and went forward at the guy with the blade again I was SURE he was crankenstein to the max. So just a fucking idiot then. Rack up another win for Darwin.
 
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I blame movies and tv often underselling just how badly a blade can fuck you up with a single slice in the wrong spot, let alone a stabbing.
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Colonel William Fairbairn, the chief hand-to-hand combat instructor in Britain's SOE during WWII and one of the leading pioneers of modern CQB tactics, wrote and taught the best unarmed strategy against an experienced opponent armed with a knife is to evade his attack and hopefully escape. According to Fairbairn, the odds against you in such a situation are very nearly insurmountable. No shame in retreat. Live to fight another day.

Fairbairn was right but hey, who knows? Maybe you can't run away. Sometimes there's nothing for it but to go for it and hope for the best.
 
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The Internet Dick said:
Colonel William Fairbairn, the chief hand-to-hand combat instructor in Britain's SOE during WWII and one of the leading pioneers of modern CQB tactics, wrote and taught the best unarmed strategy against an experienced opponent armed with a knife is to evade his attack and hopefully escape. According to Fairbairn, the odds against you in such a situation are very nearly insurmountable. No shame in retreat. Live to fight another day.

Fairbairn was right but hey, who knows? Maybe you can't run away. Sometimes there's nothing for it but to go for it and hope for the best.
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The guy with the wife debuff and unarmed status still managed to turn the odds and rip the dick off the guy who was waving a machete so who knows
 
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Black Spruce said:
I legitimately don't understand what the fuck goes on in people's minds in situations like this
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Absolutely fuckin nothing. People like this don't think about what the potential consequences of their actions might be, they just act on impulse immediately. Usually it works out for them sense most people do think about consequences and would typically just back off. The issue is when they come into contact with someone just like them.

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Would have only been slightly more comical if he just walked right into it like a sliding glass door. How the fuck do you stand right next to a running helicopter and try not to be as far away as possible from the blades?
 
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Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed said:
1-year old girl killed in car crash

13-year old crushed by truck

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1st Video: Chinese EVs prove themselves to be death traps yet again, as I didn't hear any engine noises from the car, and I'm not sure if Chinese drivers can handle the instantaneous torque EVs have.

2nd Video: It looks like Vietnam, do they also have lax safety standards in regards to scooters, bikes, and pedestrians getting squished by trucks like that?

4th Video: This is definitely something that Justin Trudeau was hoping would happen to the Freedom Convoy protestors. There was one (?) incident of a truck running people over during those, but not to the scale of the recent mass running over and killing incidents in China.
 
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13-year old crushed by truck
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I thought he popped like a soda can, but I think that was actually just a soda can.
The Un-Clit said:
Wow. The way he just shrugged off the stabbing and went forward at the guy with the blade again I was SURE he was crankenstein to the max. So just a fucking idiot then. Rack up another win for Darwin.
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Everything i've read/seen has shown me that due to adrenaline you generally don't notice being stabbed until a bit later. Guy probably felt the sharp punch and marched on til his heart told him 'yo wait a min'
 
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Everything i've read/seen has shown me that due to adrenaline you generally don't notice being stabbed until a bit later. Guy probably felt the sharp punch and marched on til his heart told him 'yo wait a min
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It's one of those rare instances when anime is actually fairly concordant with reality. The classic trope of "two samurai clash in a flash of steel and one collapses a few seconds later from the delayed effects of a mortal wound" is an artistic depiction of real phenomenon.
 
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