Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AprilRains]

"...and anyone who say otherwise should be beaten with a sock full of nickles."

1. Stop pretending you're a physical threat to anyone, you pussy. You ran away from Dan Mullen.
2. Subject-verb agreement is a thing. You meant "says otherwise". Professional author, my ass.
3. "Nickles"? You mean, the green bird? Surely you didn't misspell "nickels", a very common word.

So much fail in less than one sentence.

 

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>FLOTUS
flatulent lady of the united states?

 

[Meriasek]

Thanks to him reposting like an attention hungry fat faggot (with bitch tits) on threads we have elaboration
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So, rigging the judicative arm, arresting oppositional politicians and perceived enemies of the state, nationalising industries seen as important and whose leadership is politically unwanted, deporting politically undesired people.
And that's just the start.
And he thinks the others are the fascists.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"...and anyone who say otherwise should be beaten with a sock full of nickles."

1. Stop pretending you're a physical threat to anyone, you pussy. You ran away from Dan Mullen.
2. Subject-verb agreement is a thing. You meant "says otherwise". Professional author, my ass.
3. "Nickles"? You mean, the green bird? Surely you didn't misspell "nickels", a very common word.

So much fail in less than one sentence.

Wasn't Dan also the one Patrick wanted a police escort from?

 

[An automatic clown]

Wasn't Dan also the one Patrick wanted a police escort from?

My favorite part is Pat's cope about it. "The escort was for Dan's protection, stalker"
Yeah ok tubby

 

[FinnSven]

My favorite part is Pat's cope about it. "The escort was for Dan's protection, stalker"
Yeah ok tubby

Arguably, Dan could be responsible for negligent homicide if Fatrick had a heart attack due to Dan shoving him away.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My favorite part is Pat's cope about it. "The escort was for Dan's protection, stalker"
Yeah ok tubby

I'm sure Dan is quite afraid of Patrick's wheezing and gay mannerism. I'd say Dan could make a box around him and tell him that that is his no no square so Patrick can't enter but given the people Patrick keeps around as friends that will just turn him on more. That and I doubt Patrick knows what a square is.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Apologies for the streak loss, but here's the November totality; and start of December. I've made an exploitable version of Fatrick's caricature as well, so use it for your Rick memes, and you don't have to credit me. Enjoy Grinching in the snow, baby children. This will include politisperging that has insane amount of ragepigging and seething behind the fart couch.

ENJOY PRISON SQUEALING - MAGA EDITION - DAY 27 - 30

Spoiler: 26 + 27/11

11 seething posts + enjoy prisons in total.

Spoiler: 28/11

2 lies in total.

Spoiler: 29/11

Piggertits is incredibly pissed off with Kyle

43 seething posts in total.

Spoiler: 30/11

20 seething posts in total.
Take 915, and add these, in total, we have:

915 + 11 + 2 + 43 + 20= 991

Close to 1k, but it's still a ton, sweet suckling baby children. I exclude all posts because it's insanely boring to see Rick politisperging about how Commie Harris should've win, and how he still thinks Republicans and Orange Man is still evil. I specifically choose the posts where Rick ragepigs to oblivion and childing to civilians like a retard.

ENJOY PRISON SQUEALING - CHRISTMAS EDITION - DAY 1 - 3

Spoiler: 1/12

11 seething posts in total.

Spoiler: 2/12

12 seething posts in total.

Spoiler: 3/12

30 seething posts in total.

Add these, and we have:

11 + 12 + 30 = 53

We passed the 10, 20, 30, 40 and 50 milestone so quickly, stalker children. Wait for the knock, and enjoy prison.

Gold moments:

>hates Musk
>still wants Xitter Premium


>pest replies the catchphrase
>rick can't help it
This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy repeating.

edit: I’m retarded

 

[An automatic clown]

>hates Musk
>subscribed to Xitter premium

No,child. He isn't. Those are simply your delusions again.
For the past couple days Xitter was running some 40% off special, hence the Ends Tonight. Xitter also got rid of the ability to hide your checkmark which is how whacky Jackie got exposed as being subscribed to Xitter.

 

[Broadside]

There are.....a number of things one can say about this xeet
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Perhaps I should focus on him straight up declaring he would go full Fuhrer if he was given the (imaginary) power

Perhaps I should relish the mental image of fatrick recast as Pig Brother, the totalitarian dictator of Obesceania

Perhaps I should tremble at the plight of the little ethnic children of wisconsin who would be rounded up en masse for the grinder by porcine death squads

Instead I will simply reflect on the fact that fatrick is showing more concern for the welfare of Joe Biden's kid than his own daughter, or as she as now referred to dismissively "my kid"

"If I had power..."
Yeah well, you don't Pat. And that's a good thing to be honest given how stupid and vindictive you are. Sit and impotently dream on your fart couch where you belong, child.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Normally I'd say "presented without comment" but instead I'll enjoy prison.

Wtf, was Patrick just intentionally funny? Is he alright?

 

[lindsayfan]

"If I had power..."
Yeah well, you don't Pat. And that's a good thing to be honest given how stupid and vindictive you are. Sit and impotently dream on your fart couch where you belong, child.

perhaps you haven't noticed patrick has 40,000+ twitter followers, a level of power the emperors of old could only dream of possessing. his ice-cold basic-bitch bluemaga bullshit get as many as DOZENS of retweets. he is the protagonist-- he is the chosen one.

the fabric of the fart couch crackles with cosmic electricity as he pokes out his incisive takes: orange man bad. blue man good. fat man powerful

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Pat doesn't deserve power because he'd be an idiot and a tyrant. He wants to lock people up in prison for making fun of him on Twitter, and if he can't, he wants to do every bad thing short of that. The man would try to ruin lives and destroy people over the most petty, stupid shit.

and then, he'd lose whatever power he wrongfully gained.

 

[A.P. Hill]

no, child, as the previous tweets you continue to lie about obsessively clearly show. i am not in your gay screenshots, stalker. enjoy nickles
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"Nickles"

God, he is stupid. A "professional writer" with a 1.7 GPA who can't spell.

 

[An automatic clown]

Wtf, was Patrick just intentionally funny? Is he alright?

I bet he stole this joke from somewhere else on Xitter or Jew Sky

 

[Post Reply]

Wtf, was Patrick just intentionally funny? Is he alright?

He was very proud of that little joke and mad it didn't go viral.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He tried but he didn’t even really get the format correct - it’s only funny if you know the tapes. And only terminally online weirdos do.

The proper form utilizes this well known meme even in normie circles:

Russell Greer has to comply with federal discovery rule 34 in his latest court filings. For more information google “Russel Greer rule 34”.

 

[femoralcanal]

Let's zoom in a bit:



Is it just me, or did Hildy use a fattened version of his classic pic? It actuality looks like him now, doesn’t it? Fish-mouth with fat lower lip and all:


Edit: Couldn't forget this certified hood classic:

 

[Judge Holden]

I love this picture specifically because it can work equally well for either him meekly watching from the shrubbery while Rodan, Deray, and Shaquan take turns prolapsing Nikkki on his own half-porch, or him stalking Rodan Jr, Lil Deray, and Baby Shaquan while they innocently frolic at the local playground while thinking how their natal crack exposure might impact the flavour profile of his Negerwurst

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Edit: Couldn't forget this certified hood classic:
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I see that Patrick's road to being Mr. Potato Head is complete. At least he finished one life's goal!