🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Endangered Species List]

If you've never been outside a major urban center, you may not know about how LTE is the standard pretty much everywhere else. But I don't even think they get 4G where they're located in the Fishtank house, so they should have known better.

I’m a rural hick who has also driven cross-country eight or so times and until reading this I thought LTE was better than ~5G because I rarely ever see 5G on my devices so I assumed that was the “shittier” of the two.
God dammit I’m so fucking retarded

One could write an entire doctoral thesis on the night this stuff happened and the impact it had on the show going forward.

Could do a whole case study on code switching within the tank too

 

[The Bastard of Lard]

Jet mass-banned "doomposters" (anyone criticizing the quality of the show) in the main site chat about a week ago. I don't think they will unlock chat privileges again until after the season. I think it was during the day of the whole Binx/Ling Ling debacle but I can't recall.

You would think a man who looks like a caveman imitating white trash from Detroit would have thicker skin, but I can't say I'm too surprised.

 

[Aquafag]

New meme format

 

[Fake News Anchor]

POV: You're 16.

 

[TurdFergusen]

POV: You're mizzy after signing the NDA

 

[The Man With No Name]

This still applies.

 

[bookers]

bugs when you lift up a rock

 

[BullfrogBill]

Not gonna lie I'm MATI at Sam for going to casinos and hanging out around Vegas without the fish or crew and not streaming it, that's such bullshit. At least save that for after the season's over. It really feels like they just don't give a shit anymore.

The fact they do this without giving the fans ANY updates at all is ridiculous, I can't even argue with the "Scam Hyde" posters anymore. Finish the job Sam and Jet, no more downtime you fucks.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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[neger psykolog]

Not gonna lie I'm MATI at Sam for going to casinos and hanging out around Vegas without the fish or crew and not streaming it, that's such bullshit. At least save that for after the season's over. It really feels like they just don't give a shit anymore.

The fact they do this without giving the fans ANY updates at all is ridiculous, I can't even argue with the "Scam Hyde" posters anymore. Finish the job Sam and Jet, no more downtime you fucks.

I'm guessing the reason he's at the casinos is to try and get a permit to film at one of them. Probably something they should've thought about way ahead of time, but that's the only reason I can think of that he's hanging around them.

(either that or he and the wiggers are legit just fucking around in casinos and don't have any interest or ambition for the show anymore)

 

[TurdFergusen]

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This still applies.

yeah but rn we're not watching anything

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

don't have any interest or ambition for the show anymore

Sounds like late season Fish Tank

 

[itogi]

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Hes

Not gonna lie I'm MATI at Sam for going to casinos and hanging out around Vegas without the fish or crew and not streaming it, that's such bullshit. At least save that for after the season's over. It really feels like they just don't give a shit anymore.

The fact they do this without giving the fans ANY updates at all is ridiculous, I can't even argue with the "Scam Hyde" posters anymore. Finish the job Sam and Jet, no more downtime you fucks.

The guy just gets in his own way and blames everyone else.

Look at the "imma boxer" larp he did for two years, then he gets in the ring against a guy who had zero experience and he just baaaaaarely won while hardly looking any better.

 

[Asperchewy]

Almost poetry how the last funny thing in two weeks was begging for money on the streets.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Tried to explain Fishtank to a guy I am sweet on today, and I just wanna say: don't make my mistake.

Thanks, man. Work has been crazy so I can't even keep up with the fish when the thread is slow-moving nowadays. Looking forward to catching up on your clips eventually. Clip king.

I made a quick supercut of Burt running panhandling on the strip, including the army guy that showed up negging mizzy

Also the aforementioned guy that ran like a Fallout 2 spammer. Based!

 

[Halloween23]

I'm guessing the reason he's at the casinos is to try and get a permit to film at one of them. Probably something they should've thought about way ahead of time, but that's the only reason I can think of that he's hanging around them.

(either that or he and the wiggers are legit just fucking around in casinos and don't have any interest or ambition for the show anymore)

The Freemont Street security guards weren't lying. You can get the permit online but it costs $900 a day and I guarantee the wiggers are way to cheap to pay that. It likely doesn't cover the Strip or the casinos either.

 

[neger psykolog]

Sounds like late season Fish Tank

tbh the main problem with all fish tank seasons so far seems to be that they become nontent in the late game. They really need a better bag of tricks to play with or something to keep things interesting because its not right now.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Almost poetry how the last funny thing in two weeks was begging for money on the streets.

And they only did that so Sam could go gambling that night lol

I’m a rural hick who has also driven cross-country eight or so times and until reading this I thought LTE was better than ~5G because I rarely ever see 5G on my devices so I assumed that was the “shittier” of the two.

Even just outside a city you'll get LTE, it's just the standard. I laugh about 5G because most Americans aren't getting it but we're paying for access to it. It's so stupid.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Cam has been pointing at the ceiling for like a half hour. You can hear people talking. I know I heard someone yell at Binx to "go back to [her] room". Then Sam walks in, says "where the fuck is everybody?" and turns off the cam, which was being broadcast in portrait mode from a phone I'm guessing.


Back up again. Still just pointing at the ceiling.