Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Sounds like she's seen or heard about Colin's video

Oh yeah, sounds like it. Those poor kids probably witnessed her subsequent breakdown, too.

“Mommy, why did Auntie Anna throw her wine at that weird woman who pretends to be a man on the TV?”

 

[glass_houses]

The Prague Christmas markets are on until January the 5th. A last minute flight would be insanely expensive, but she could afford it and maybe even write it off as a business expense.

"Flare up"?

Very suspect.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Anna has the kind of sense of humor that reminds me of the "banned jokes/phrases" whiteboard that allegedly existed in the Workaholics writer's room.

Spoiler: The accursed board itself.

I also echo Cybercybe in that her references are so painfully dated that it makes me wonder if - despite her presence on TikTok - Anna actually... recognizes anything that young people are into. As an alleged influencer, part of her job is to keep up with trends, yet she's so remarkably out of touch she thinks "Taco Bell hot sauce avenger" isn't the kind of thing that makes Zoomers and Alphas full-body cringe at the sight of it.*

*Thankfully time comes for us all; it'll be amusing seeing how many of them start scrubbing their profiles of all the stupid online labels they felt compelled to display at one point. Slightly OT, but I'm looking most forward to seeing how DID is something one can apparently grow out of.

 

[OttoWest]

I also echo Cybercybe in that her references are so painfully dated that it makes me wonder if - despite her presence on TikTok - Anna actually... recognizes anything that young people are into.

It’s not just the “How do you do fellow kids!” references. Anna misses out on pretty much every pop culture phenomenon, not alone the Gen Z stuff.

No Wicked, no Hot Frosty, and those two things are cross generational and appeal to her exact audience. My guess is she can’t comfortably fit in a movie theater seat, not even the cushy recliner ones so no “Defying Gravity” for her. Hot Frosty is a Netflix Christmas movie where a widow turns an Adonis snowman into a real dude. You’d think Netflix holiday schlock would be right up Anna’s chimney chute, but it’s like she’s got complete blinders on when it comes to anything current, no matter how trivial.

There are influencers who do the nostalgia schtick quite well (like nicolestorydent); you’d think that Anna would consider turning her ruminations on Skip-It or P.B. Crisps into content, but she’s just so fucking lazy at this point.

 

[brooky]

She did mention Hot Frosty was a cute holiday movie, but you think she'd sperg more about it or try to capitalize... IDK do a craft inspired by it or something.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Anna has deleted the earlier IG post with her god daughter on the sidewalk where she was using her to shill her collection.

She hasn't posted on youtube in 3 weeks the last being her shill for her collection that did not go over well. Someone pointed out the entire collection are just slight changes from other items that already exist on the site so there was no actual designing by her at all.




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[Palmer Bangs]

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It's giving... Babushka

 

[neverneverland]

That fake fur is ginormous. Anna is more ginormous. It's not flattering on her whatsoever. Also those buttons on the vest literally want to snap and vacate. That would have been actually nice aesthetic if the clothes fit and that fur coat wasn't a thing and Anna wasn't on the photo.

 

[Battery Low]

Anna putting incongruous shit on her head and calling it high art is one of my favourite types of Anna <3

Also I find the way she talks about Taylor Swift so weird coming from an adult.

 

[Barbarella]

Anna looks like a bear in fur coats. Even if they won’t close.

I agree, this Swift obsession is very strange. It‘a a teenage thing to follow her little mysteries or stories, make bracelets, whatever it is they do, is it not? I’ve heard her music of course and it’s not my taste. My children are all male so I don’t hear it from them either, so I’m not exactly sure what the entire thing is all about. Liking music can be intergenerational but Anna doesn’t mention the music. It seems to be the social media engagement games that got her. which is insane for a 40 year old woman. She is behaving like the spinster cat lady head of the fan club who desperately wants Swift to notice her.
(Or like Russell Greer.).

I’d love to see her dancing her fat at the concert full of screaming teens wearing green on green, probably with those green crocs. That little girl is going to be so embarrassed.

“I like her because she’s human. I like her because she makes mistakes. I like her because she helps causes she believes in”…tell me that a 13 year old girl didn’t write that. I’m not sure I believe it was an adult, even knowing it was.

I recently saw a throwback Anna where she talked about influencers designing their own clothing lines, and how they didn’t really do anything. She was denigrating it. I think it may have been during her New York phase but I’m not sure. I don’t really watch reactors (except Ilona sometimes) so it may have been posted here? If anybody remembers, post as it exposes how little she did. I’ll look for it.

I guess she’s going to Canada to see Swift? Looks like the last dates of the year are in Vancouver starting the 6th. Does she have to buy three seats if she has Tracey and Goddaughter?

 

[Clotso Coof]

Thank god that fur coat is fake. Imagine how many mink would have to die to make an Anna-sized coat.

She hasn't posted on youtube in 3 weeks the last being her shill for her collection that did not go over well.

She's probably butthurt enough to avoid youtube for a while. More and more gorl world reactors are covering Anna, and she's got to be pissed. She's faced very little blow-back in her social media career before this.

 

[Programmer Socks]

"You know why I am swiftie? I look up to her.
She's been bullied, but has continued to thrive and make art.
She takes care of her team like family.
She helps the causes she cares about.
She's human. That's means sometimes she's petty or silly or love struck or sad.
She's not perfect, but she does the best with what she's got. That's all anyone can ask for."

A - looking up to pop stars in your forties is completely retarded and demonstrates Anna's chronic arrested development.
B - All of those points are pure projection and not authentic at all.
C - Being "human" doesn't qualify you to be petty and silly, Anna. Again, grow the fuck up.
D - "She's not perfect, but she does the best with what she's got." - yeah I'm sure Taylor would be grateful to read that from you, Anna, a useless friendless cunt who can't even fit into a chair.

 

[TheTruck2]

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Giving polar explorer vibes:

 

[A Owll]

I guess she’s going to Canada to see Swift? Looks like the last dates of the year are in Vancouver starting the 6th. Does she have to buy three seats if she has Tracey and Goddaughter?

Bish needs to buy three seats anyway

 

[Amberglow]

Swift has quite a following among the morbidly obese and the older Mormon moms. The large Marges seem to respond to her song styling of being yourself while constantly being rejected by ‘unworthy’ males. Anna isn’t even Swift’s biggest fan, there’s fire rescue inflatable jumper mattress sized chick in Canada who is asking her online ‘Besties’ to help her pick out something to throw over her massively large body for a Swift concert.
The Mormon Moms who married young and popped out kids want to be the ‘cool moms’ . They hold parties where the make beaded bracelets and plot flying around the country to be a concert Swifty.

 

[Chococat3012]

I guess she’s going to Canada to see Swift? Looks like the last dates of the year are in Vancouver starting the 6th. Does she have to buy three seats if she has Tracey and Goddaughter?

Maybe that's why she ditched Prague, the Swift obsession is a new one, seems more exciting.

 

[thejackal2]

Just lol. That's the only reaction.

 

[brooky]

I agree, this Swift obsession is very strange. It‘a a teenage thing to follow her little mysteries or stories, make bracelets, whatever it is they do, is it not? I’ve heard her music of course and it’s not my taste. My children are all male so I don’t hear it from them either, so I’m not exactly sure what the entire thing is all about. Liking music can be intergenerational but Anna doesn’t mention the music.

Taylor Swift is herself in her 30s, and she's been around for a long time. It's not weird at all for women in their 30s and 40s to be into her. All the Swifties I personally know are grown women, if not middle-aged. I don't know any teens, so I didn't even conceive of Swift being a teen thing until this tour came to my city for SIX DAYS, and I saw all the little Swifties in their outfits. But it would be naive to think the stadium was only full of teens, especially considering the cost of tickets. It's just that the adult fans didn't dress up.

Which bolsters the rest of your point. I don't think it would be weird for Anna to be a Swiftie... but I DO believe her interest in Swift is not genuine. It feels like she never talked about it until very recently. Contrast to her interest in Hallmark style movies, which is a constant presence, even in the tone of all her posts. She honestly aspires for her life to be a Hallmark movie.

She could have just recently gotten into Swift, but dollars to donuts, she's just jumping on the bandwagon, after it took her AGES to notice Swift's popularity. The jacket stuff is tacky on an SUV-sized 40 year old woman. How embarrassing.

I guess she’s going to Canada to see Swift? Looks like the last dates of the year are in Vancouver starting the 6th.

More evidence of how late to the party she is. Tickets went on sale for this tour over a year ago. She slept on it so long, she had to get tickets for the very last leg. Probably missed the dates in any city closer to her entirely, instead of just missing out on tickets.

What, was it also one of her lifelong dreams to visit BC, which she's never once spoken about?

 

[-Jack-]

Are any of Anna's interests genuine though? Is Anna genuine? The only time I see her being genuine is when she eats, when she had that hot dog out in the middle of nowhere, I saw a spark in her eyes, that's one of the rare times (for me) I see it.

 

[OttoWest]

Your body is not evidence of your worth. It is not evidence of good choices or bad.

I don’t know what wins for MOST DELUSIONAL STATEMENT EVER UTTERED BY ANNA but this one has to be up there.

How does someone get this obtuse?