Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

After this encounter, Sig is convinced she has been possessed by the spirit of a chaos god. She starts with small acts of mischief, but gradually escalates until she is leading all the village kids into the woods and encouraging to eat poisonous plants while touching one another. She tells them she is channeling a deity, so they do her bidding; several are permanently injured, several of them possibly die, and everyone is traumatized.
I've had similar mental movies based on Stephanie. In my head, it's a music video set to the Ataris' cover of Boys Of Summer.
The singer walks empty streets of their old suburb and past an old wood clubhouse in the woods, and flashbacks play out the story of them and their friends, as kids on bikes in the 80s, hanging out and playing all day until a mysterious wizard shows up and leads them like a cult in the clubhouse. The wizard starts as a friend but it goes south and kids start leaving the group, and ultimately the girl kid is enticed into running away by the wizard, the cops show up at the clubhouse, and Something Bad Happens that destroys the kids' innocences forever. The singer, in the present day, is furious and can only scream about it in the empty streets decades after the events.
 
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She has found an artist! I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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Are we going to get a cringe masterpiece, or an epic chimp out from Staph over being scammed?

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'They are very familiar with hardship and endurance.' LOL. What could she ever feel burnt out about?

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The aesthetics of this photograph are all wrong. Talking of soup...

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Why does she have to be a slut for everything? Virgin cope.

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Calling her cat a cow is a weird choice. Imagine if cats had their own version of Kiwi Farms to gossip about the dumb shit that famous internet cats do.

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Wow, imagine being so special that you can back-claim oppression points from when you were a fetus.

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You didn't have to say anything. Only if you wanted to invite drama over it.

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God, she must be a nightmare tenant to deal with. Imagine being a landlord and getting a stressed out phonecall from a tenant about their god damn Yule log going missing. What do you expect a landlord to do? And just because they won't help her over a missing Yule log or Pride flag, she thinks all landlords are 'fucking scum.' Fucking lol.

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X to doubt. It was either Jacko or Clay Aitken.

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I can't believe this level of woke nonsense is still being parroted by her.

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None of this relates to the original post, as usual.

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Her trans org will be truly dead if she takes it off Facebook. It's where it has the most followers and sometimes gets engagement.

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Is there a name for a tranny version of the Karen archetype? Tranen? That's Staph.

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This is interesting, as it appears that she has made some new godspousing pals. Perhaps they're the ones that she's in a Discord with. Time to have a nosy around these peoples' accounts!
 
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The fics we (let's be real, we're the only ones reading them) give her the most shit over are:

- Jeffrey Dahmer fic for just being in tremendously bad taste
- Viking Jeffrey Dahmer fic for being a whole fic dedicated to uwu-ifying child slave rape
- the same Viking Jeffrey Dahmer fic for having a whole scene about jerking off a wolf

Is Stapphy outright admitting that she's attracted to the kiddy rape and dogfucking stuff? She's usually so big on 'yeah I support all paraphilias but only like, for solidarity, I'm just a harmless little ghostfucker', but if she's just writing these to ~understand her attractions~ then...
 
Also, while I have not had a Staph dream, I did waste a little time on fagsgiving imagining an A24-style movie based on various pieces of lore and her Salmon Slappers fic.
Unironically love this idea, and it's got the cogs turning in my head as to how you could put an allegory for modern gender nonsense into a medieval setting. Best I can come up with is have her wield an oddly phallic shaped club as a weapon to terrorise people with and claim it's her "masculine essence" as gifted by Loki. Also possibly have a scene where all the cats in the village run away from her in fear to represent how horribly she treats her kitties.
Is there a name for a tranny version of the Karen archetype? Tranen? That's Staph.
If there isn't one already, "Yarrow" ought to be the non binary equivalent of a Karen from now on!
 
Unironically love this idea, and it's got the cogs turning in my head as to how you could put an allegory for modern gender nonsense into a medieval setting. Best I can come up with is have her wield an oddly phallic shaped club as a weapon to terrorise people with and claim it's her "masculine essence" as gifted by Loki. Also possibly have a scene where all the cats in the village run away from her in fear to represent how horribly she treats her kitties.

If there isn't one already, "Yarrow" ought to be the non binary equivalent of a Karen from now on!
Throughout the story, she could "correct" people with increasing insistence and hostility whenever they called her by name.

"Sigrid -- "
"Sigrid WHOM?! My name is LOLKI."

Culminating in:
"Sigrid! Nooooooo!!!"
[nude Mia Goth, gibberish runes scrawled on her forehead, beating a man over the head with a giant wooden penis]
"Sigrid is DEAD!! I AM LOKi!! LOKi!! LoLKiiiiiii!!!"

Or something like that.
 
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Not to disagree with @vanilla_pepsi_head (I can't quote right now for some reason), because the spirit of my own feelings are the same as yours ...
... but Staph's behavior *is* a pretty strong point in favor of the fact she is actually retarded to the point of disability, LOL
I actually don't dispute her being a crackbaby retard. However, she is claiming "anxiety" makes her drink hand sanitizer when someone tries to hold her behavior to any standard, and this is the basis of her SSI claim, which I don't buy for a second, hence why I refer to it as fraud. Sure she's retarded, but it doesn't take much brainpower to figure out that flipping out and pretending you're going to kill yourself works great to escape consequences, get out of things you don't want to do, or just force people to pay attention to you and pretend to take your bullshit seriously.

The Cianfriglias seem to have gone to the ends of the earth trying to get her every sped service they could hoping she'd end up overcoming her challenges, but went too far with letting her play the tard card to get out of everything and ended up with, well, this. Even though I'd argue this is more an indictment of the system than anything, their choices were undoubtedly a huge part of the problem, but you'll notice I don't really give them shit for it. I'm sympathetic because it's an awful lot to ask of a human being to turn every minor decision into a battle of wills against the unadulterated tard rage of a lazy, manipulative sped, let alone expect them to do that and win.

Yeah. Her working just brings the possibility of her being around people more vulnerable than herself - either other tard coworkers if it was a tard job, or, as we saw in her brief career she trained* for, social service users.
And she did whatever she did to them to get sacked.
Fair enough, but she's far from the only predatory or manipulative tard out there. She's no more or less vulnerable, and in fact not much different, than the average mild tard/low IQ schizo/etc you might find pushing a mop around or sorting recycling at places that employ such people, hence why SSI wasn't buying it either and still wouldn't be if she didn't have very invested parents who paid a disability lawyer to spin her tantrums as debilitating "anxiety". She's in some kind of tard/fuckup housing complex right now and she's the one repeatedly getting talked into letting people "borrow" money, lol. I don't think she has any business working in social services in any capacity, for the record, but at a tard job I'd expect experienced wranglers to know about this problem and do their best to address bullying, sexual exploitation, or similar.

what about the stature in nevada that has him naked with a boner?
...pardon me, the what?

A government housing building with a special floor for alphabet people is peak Current Year. I'd LMAO even harder if Staph was rejected though on the basis of her identity being a mishmash of Tumblr labels, when I'd imagine something like that would be more catered towards people who got disowned by their families for being gay and have nowhere else to stay, stuff like that. How would the people in charge even see if someone is eligible for "LGBT housing"? Is it entirely based on the person checking a box on a form?

Which also raises the question of how Staph's parents would feel about her living in such a place, they saw their daughter through all her phases of obsessing over various male celebrities and don't use her genderspecial name and pronouns, so though they have gone to pride parades with her and clearly wouldn't be bothered if their daughter was actually lesbian or bi, they obviously support gay stuff as left wing boomers do, but don't buy her gender LARP and want her to stop the testosterone. She's an unreliable narrator and the story of how supportive her family are of her gender shit changes just as much as her so called "intersex" anatomy.
That depends. Liberal boomers do support regular gays, but if they have any idea of the kind of degeneracy people get up to now under the protection of the "LGBT" umbrella they might not want their suggestible retard daughter housed there out of concern for her safety. They live in a nice, quiet area, and even with Gyro dragging them to respectable Pride events during daylight hours, they may have never interacted with the type of mentally disturbed, meth-smoking, AIDS-riddled fags/trannies with multiple sex crime convictions that you find living off government benefits or homeless in more urban areas. I tend to think they're more likely to be fine with it given that they helped with the GAY! charity and GAY! therapist and GAY! shirts/pins worn to family events etc (despite Staph being very obviously not gay). I hope it happens, Staph moving there has the potential to be amusing.

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I can't believe this level of woke nonsense is still being parroted by her.
Lmao. If someone refers to themselves as Poly(nesian) when they clearly are not, I'm quite certain that Polynesian people will clearly figure out via context clues that they have got to be talking about something else. "Non-binary" on the other hand is such a ridiculous concept that it's often pretty well impossible to guess what "NB" stands for if you see it used casually without prior awareness of what the term supposedly means and experience with the type of people who typically use it. It very well could be misinterpreted as "non-black" by a person stuck making a wild but fairly reasonable guess.

On the other hand, when someone is referring to themselves as polyamorous it's usually very necessary knowledge for understanding whatever the fuck they're about to say, while it's hard to imagine any reason why a person would be referring to someone as just "non-black" rather than the race they actually are.

...I don't know, it's all stupid. But now I'm curious if there are really a bunch of fat degenerates with terrible haircuts and worse hygiene listing "poly" in their bio with no idea why it seems like they are always having unproductive conversations online with confused and possibly offended Polynesian people.

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Wow, imagine being so special that you can back-claim oppression points from when you were a fetus.
Hm. Poor, drug-addicted, mentally ill pregnant woman with no help from the father, and both such fuckups that social services took the baby almost immediately. Staph, I'm not sure she could even spell the word 'Republican', let alone make that political affiliation part of her core identity.
 
I don't think I've ever seen anyone using 'Poly' to refer to themselves as Polynesian, I think that generally just falls under Pacific Islander and most people who are go with the latter (probably so people don't assume they're the kind of uggo or troon who flaunts being ~polyamorous~ in their bio).

One you start getting down to fairly specific identities people tend to just spell it out if they feel like including it.

Similarly, never seen 'NB' for non-black, though given how current year social media is it sure feels like it's 'black, or those other, lesser people'. It was very irritating seeing people pushing 'BIPoC'. Not sure how Natives managed to elbow their way in on that one, that's a level of self-centered normally reserved for annoying black people on social media.
 
Still can't reply for some reason, but @vanilla_pepsi_head: we definitely do not disagree! I was just splitting semantic hairs as a way of saying I think Staph is beyond help at this point.

Maybe if she had never become chronically online and had instead been forced into occupational therapy from her teens onward. But that unfortunately didn't happen, so now she suffers and causes others to suffer (although luckily the bunch of us here can laugh at her and use her as an inspiration for our emotional / psychological horror art).
 
Similarly, never seen 'NB' for non-black, though given how current year social media is it sure feels like it's 'black, or those other, lesser people'. It was very irritating seeing people pushing 'BIPoC'. Not sure how Natives managed to elbow their way in on that one, that's a level of self-centered normally reserved for annoying black people on social media.
I believe it was in a thread where people ripped apart the troon TTRPG "Thirsty Sword Lesbians", that someone shared the glossary of woke terms for said game and they used "NBi" for non binary to avoid confusion with NB for non black. Don't remember if it was here on the Farms or on /tg/ but there is someone that far up their own ass with the woke/intersectional terms to make sure they're inclusive to the point it becomes incomprehensible to everyone else.
 
God, she must be a nightmare tenant to deal with. Imagine being a landlord and getting a stressed out phonecall from a tenant about their god damn Yule log going missing. What do you expect a landlord to do? And just because they won't help her over a missing Yule log or Pride flag, she thinks all landlords are 'fucking scum.' Fucking lol.
She's bitching about "landlords" when she's paying less than $20 a month to a charity housing the disabled. Her 'yule log' was a stick with a ribbon tied around it, and given the pictures of the inside of the building, residents aren't allowed to leave any object outside of their unit that could impede a person's movement; there wasn't even a fucking garden statue or pot plant in there.

There is no one I can think of who is less qualified to complain about fucking landlords than Staph. My idea of a "bad landlord" is one who refuses to fix fucking holes in the floor of a house on three metre stumps, or leaves you without hot water for a fortnight, or doubles your fucking rent one week before the contract is due for renewal.
 
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She has found an artist! I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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Are we going to get a cringe masterpiece, or an epic chimp out from Staph over being scammed?
yarrow, you didn't need to commission anyone for godfucking self insert art! you have me! i even made loki fit your personal headcanon of him being a redhead bishounen :heart-full:

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palate cleanser: spudlet is angry they had to pay so much for a commission when kiwifarms will deliver for free
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I don't think I've ever seen anyone using 'Poly' to refer to themselves as Polynesian, I think that generally just falls under Pacific Islander and most people who are go with the latter (probably so people don't assume they're the kind of uggo or troon who flaunts being ~polyamorous~ in their bio).

One you start getting down to fairly specific identities people tend to just spell it out if they feel like including it.

Similarly, never seen 'NB' for non-black, though given how current year social media is it sure feels like it's 'black, or those other, lesser people'. It was very irritating seeing people pushing 'BIPoC'. Not sure how Natives managed to elbow their way in on that one, that's a level of self-centered normally reserved for annoying black people on social media.
As one of the site’s resident libs, I have never heard NB used for non-black and when you think about it it’s a useless qualifier. Why would someone label themselves non black when they can just label themselves what they are? It also very much others black people, like I don’t see a NW or NA being tossed around.

Staph really hates black people huh?
 
Hm. Poor, drug-addicted, mentally ill pregnant woman with no help from the father, and both such fuckups that social services took the baby almost immediately.
To be fair to Andy, he was dead at the time...

(That said, given what we know of him, and of her mother, it's likely he wouldn't have stepped up even if he hadn't died before Staph was born.)

Not sure how Natives managed to elbow their way in on that one, that's a level of self-centered normally reserved for annoying black people on social media.
Much like the terms Native American/First Nations and African-American, it was coined and promoted by well-meaning white liberals who decided that American Indian and black were offensive (without asking said communities their opinion first).
 
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Based nurse. So she had her T dosage upped and now she's taking too much... Interesting. So I guess it has been lowered again?

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As far I know, dyspraxia isn't a 'muscle problem' it's a neurological one. Her hips and butt hurt because she's fat and sits on it a lot.

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What a fucking pushover. Learn how to say 'no' and close the door. Easy as that. If she gets her mother to go to the neighbour to have words, then Staph will look even more of a weak sped and still be a mark.

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Staph needs to study the blade.

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Yes, but only because you goaded people to harass you first.

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More followers than her trans org.

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She sounds like a lunatic.

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Rather than adding the 'IA', she would prefer if they just changed it to:
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I wouldn't have been abused by damn near everyone.
Oh fuck off.

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Loki jealous of people she Zooms with. Lol. She is so full of herself.

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I'm sure people were more annoyed by her than the ghosts.

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How ignorant. If it were gifted by the Japanese, would she dare say 'Make sure there aren't any samurais hiding inside of it!' Of course she wouldn't.

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I guess her babblers are down to her waist and she never wears a bra, so she would be in danger of flashing them if her shirt slightly raised. You would think she would like 'accidentally' flashing them though.
 
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When she says 'deadnamed' I wonder if she means they say Sapphire, if that would cause as much offense. Also how are they supposed to know, hasn't she not legally changed her name to the new new one?
Who'd have thunk upping your T despite having high cholesterol from your current dosage would have ill effects?
The whole appartments situ is ridiculous.
This will be the woman who pointed the finger of a man who stole the stupid log?
Also what does she want her "landlord" to do, kick the people out for a cah value of sub $5, with stuff that is probably against the lease to be strewn outside anyway?
Her saying "they took it all" of her olipop cash, did they physically take it from you? No you handed it over. This is miss The Big Bad, who is gonna use a knife against a deadly aggressor, lmao.
I doubt her ma will go and speak to them tbh. If she does shes making the problem worse, because this is Staph needing to learn to say no.
But this might be why she's the way she is, partially.
Altho the frigs are definitely owed a natural amount of sympathy, they are probably quite bullish, petty personalities themselves - the kind who will back their kid up immediately in any issue because it's THEIR kid and they see it as an attack on themsleves. Like, I dunno, getting shouted at by a neighbour and "upset" - when the kid did something like trashing /trampling the fuck out of their flowers looking for a ball that had come into their garden.

The kid will get told off then there will be a knock at the door later. Neighbour thinks it's the parent coming to add their own apology and smooth things over, but no, it's them saying how DARE you ABUSE my child. Wants an apology for the kid, even.
If staph moans about the betrayal of her mum not going and knocking for her, we will have a good reading on that aspect of their parenting and the formation of her personality.
 
When she says 'deadnamed' I wonder if she means they say Sapphire, if that would cause as much offense. Also how are they supposed to know, hasn't she not legally changed her name to the new new one?
If I recall correctly, she is still legally Stephanie Cianfriglia. She recently said about planning to legally change it to Yarrow Brown. If your name is Stephanie, the doctor is going to assume you're female, as it's a feminine name. Even if you change your name to Yarrow, the doctor is still going to assume you're female, as it still sounds feminine. Commit to the larp and change it to god damn Aiden, at the very least.
 
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