DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[San Dimas High School]

Yeah I even forgot about the PS5 pro in all of this.
That's 2 gaming PCs, a PS5 pro, a bunch of capture cards, a bunch of LED/RGB horseshit (the Divoom LED screen that shows pixelated graphics is like $150 USD alone) the faggy gamer gear is another couple of hundred dollars.

Leaving aside WWEC it seems very likely that DSP has spent like $10k USD recently on all of this gamer shit.

That foam shit behind him, that tries to flex saying they're more expensive than LTG's. He got multiple sets of those, so he can switch out the colors (lol). New ringlight replacement that does police light strobe effects. He keeps buying scrimscrams to put behind him, he showed off some stuffed animal he got from the audibon society or something. He's literally nuts, godmode consoomer with whatever disease makes grandmothers buy shit off QVC all day every day.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Im no doctor kiwi, but all those rbg lights + the lights in his room has to be eating his eyes away slowly. Doesnt help that he is aware that he needs glasses. Eye surgery fundraiser stream in the future?

Edit as to not double post:

Has Dsp ever overcame a struggle/problem on his owm without the help/support of anyone? I feel like he has always been hard carried by everyone else.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Im no doctor kiwi, but all those rbg lights + the lights in his room has to be eating his eyes away slowly. Doesnt help that he is aware that he needs glasses. Eye surgery fundraiser stream in the future?

He's been blind as a bat since 2008. More likely an autistic gacha gambling light show aesthetic.

Has Dsp ever overcame a struggle/problem on his owm without the help/support of anyone? I feel like he has always been hard carried by everyone else.

He came on May 1st 2016, after a LOT of struggling.

 

[strandedcastaway]

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Insane that this is the viewcount he is getting for a literal insanity prestream. I think earlier on it was a bit above 300. But these numbers are abysmal.

In the old days of DSP, when an insane prestream like this would happen the views would jump up to 500, sometimes more than 1000 viewers. For anyone who thinks he's going to be able to redemption run his way out of all of this and do a black shirt emergency stream, I really think those days are long gone. He is streaming to almost no one at this point in time.

To be fair, he's still getting those viewer numbers...they're just all people like us who are watching on WPIG or Raw Phil. He's got a lot of people interested, but 95% are interested in watching him fail and melt down. Which he is currently doing in spectacular fashion.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

If anything, Phil is fascinating to watch as a science experiment. His behavior is truly bizarre and pathetic in equal measure. Seeing a 42 year old male who literally has learned absolutely no skills despite having the same ‘job’ for 15+ years.

We all know someone like Phil somewhere in our lives, but even the ones we know probably would have improved marginally in 15 years. Realistically, his gamba/alcohol addictions have caused him to devolve into this begging crack demon.

He can be an annoying faggot, but then also remember he is 1/1 and his retardation is truly unique.

 

[neger psykolog]

To be fair, he's still getting those viewer numbers...they're just all people like us who are watching on WPIG or Raw Phil. He's got a lot of people interested, but 95% are interested in watching him fail and melt down. Which he is currently doing in spectacular fashion.

No he's not getting those viewer numbers. "detractor restreams" don't matter. When he used to do a black shirt emergency stream he would get 1000+ viewers. He won't anymore, that's the entire point. That audience of his is gone. Detractors watching restreams do not count when it comes to that.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Where does this year rank in DSP lore? I know that it's not over and he could be dead in 27 days, but by my judgement it has been a bountiful harvest. I'll admit that it was slow in the beginning, but picked up speed by April/May
>Follow-up Side Scrollers content, BTFO by Craig, bridges: burnt
>Interview with Tolomeo, a guy that got something before Phil or something so he's practically his best friend.
>Tolomeo addresses the Derich situation, refers to it as a "moral failing" Phil folds like a bitch and plays it off.
>Tolomeo disaster interview causes DSP to swear off any further interviews (Can't manipulate them to make us look good anymore).
>Fat retard and failed alt-right cokehead retard start a show, gas the pig up with profound delusions of grandeur, gets a couple thousand in a few days, spends it all on WWEC as per usual.
>Admit to playing WWEC, no mention of DFTR though so we can do a white lie and still play it or whatever dented addict logic he uses.
>Derich is officially banned by the command of Phil's best friends, definitely still talks to him behind the scenes.
>King's Streak starts after normal streak has been petering on and off throughout the year, an arbitrary "popularity" score that Phil manipulates to show that he's actually based in reality and had been redeemed for all of his sins.
>Disaster Halloween marathon stream
>Multiple disaster PC setup streams
>Wagequit SF6, the game franchise we're known for and the only game we're decent at despite 40 years of being a retard playing games
>12/3 schizokino prestream, losing our minds as it becomes more and more apparent that we're buying shit off Amazon layaway for the clout of having a 'cool' streamer setup. A smart investment considering our relationship with money, and the outlook of paying off our new toys (non-existent).
>Ragequit nearly every game we've played (AstroBot being an exception I can think of), no longer play video games like a vacuous retard, but just argue about invisible men gangstalking us while we do the usual goat laugh acks and snorts.
>Physical appearance continues to decline, as made clear in the profile shots of him struggling to put together a PC.
Anything else?
Lots of character building this year. Still undetermined whether he's going to go belly-up any time soon. We'll see in the next couple of months.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

>Fat retard and failed alt-right cokehead retard start a show, gas the pig up with profound delusions of grandeur, gets a couple thousand in a few days, spends it all on WWEC as per usual.

I do like how the KC story arc ends with them being exposed for hiding their own Derich.

I'm also crossing my fingers for a 2024 Secret Limited countdown drop. Truly a robust list this year.

 

[Corpun]

I get so felted when Phil holds his streams hostage until people tip him. Phil, if you want to keep making us seethe, you should continue holding your viewers hostage and demand they pay you so we are eternally coping and seething at how successful and popular you are now despite decades of harassment.

Also I find it so funny he claims he has never said he has faked tips, when for the last two years whenever he mentioned PoP's tip chart he would try to debunk it by saying we can't know if/when a tip is legitimate or if he is recording everything he is given.

 

[Digger10]

>Tolomeo disaster interview causes DSP to swear off any further interviews (Can't manipulate them to make us look good anymore).

It's funnier than that. Everyone else he reached out to blew him off.

>Admit to playing WWEC, no mention of DFTR though so we can do a white lie and still play it or whatever dented addict logic he uses.

He admitted to being DownFromTheRafters while reacting to the Joon documentary, he just made a new lie that he sold the account and all the activity on it is unconnected to him.

 

[Corpun]

I do like how the KC story arc ends with them being exposed for hiding their own Derich.

I'm also crossing my fingers for a 2024 Secret Limited countdown drop. Truly a robust list this year.

SL's return to the vortex has to be because of how much insane shit has happened this year thanks to the Kino Casino arc. The timelines just add up for me. The return of SL is probably the best twist in this recent storyline.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

It's funnier than that. Everyone else he reached out to blew him off.



He admitted to being DownFromTheRafters while reacting to the Joon documentary, he just made a new lie that he sold the account and all the activity on it is unconnected to him.

I forgot about the documentary. He's convinced that because he survived its publishing (completely fucking paranoid and feared that it would dig up something that he didn't even know about himself like a retard) he's immortal. I don't remember the timeline, whether KC came to him before or after, but his pride grew immensely after he retconned all of that documentary.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Tonight someone donated $50 to visit Singapore and Phil said it wasn't even slayer!

...Except he forgot 30 minutes later and accidentally said Slayer tipped to see Singapore. It's the simple things about Phil's declining mental state that I've come to appreciate.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

We're playing MS flight simulator and paywalling destinations. Barcelona Spain $10 or Baltimore MD $15.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He's doing that thing again with his mouth that makes him look like a muppet. Or he's been punched in the face. Imagine walking in on this.

 

[shekelshoah666]

My fav shit from this year just has to be how mind fucked he is by Cammy on SF6. Like totally buck broken beyond all reason and I hope we get a detractor video of every match so people can see how much of an insane mental block it really is for him. He treats Cammy as OP god super broken when in reality she is pretty good but hard to play in high level play but totally stomps people at his ranking.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

"Basilica de la Sagrada Família, what is this some kind of giant religious building?"

I don't know why but him not knowing what a Basilica is cracked me up. He was raised catholic DOOD.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

"Basilica de la Sagrada Família, what is this some kind of giant religious building?"

I don't know why but him not knowing what a Basilica is cracked me up. He was raised catholic DOOD.

Phil’s the greatest PSA for why you shouldn’t drink in your late teens.
Valedictorian dipshit ruined by gin. Not saying he was smart to begin with but he nuked the rest of his wits away early.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil’s the greatest PSA for why you shouldn’t drink in your late teens.
Valedictorian dipshit ruined by gin. Not saying he was smart to begin with but he nuked the rest of his wits away early.

Phil is a PSA for why birth control is necessary.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He's doing that thing again with his mouth that makes him look like a muppet. Or he's been punched in the face. Imagine walking in on this.
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He thinks he's funny.