DeusVult
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Everytime Tess takes a step, she looks like somebody in a squat rack, who's loaded 5 plates on each side and is getting into position with the barbell on their back.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Everytime Tess takes a step, she looks like somebody in a squat rack, who's loaded 5 plates on each side and is getting into position with the barbell on their back.
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I don't speak French, so can someone tell me why that woman is filming what looks to be a diaper in a toilet at 1:32?
Unreachable Twat
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She said she lost one of her favourite rings in the toilet lol idk why she felt the need to include that.
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I'm so proud of everyone in this thread for being less fat and ugly than Tess Holliday. Please continue to brag about it because it's definitely a high bar to clear. Only a select few manage to top her sense of style and business acumen.
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Tubbers has not posted anything on her Instagram or TikTok since her trip to Switzerland. Which is odd because she usually brags about her Thanksgivings. So something might’ve happened that caused her to go radio silent.
I was rummaging through her linktree and she has a Cameo account, with the last video made on November 15: https://www.cameo.com/tessholliday
This comment was odd to me, posted on December 24, 2023:
Other than a feeder fetishist, what man would obsess over Tess Hoolliday?
I was rummaging through her linktree and she has a Cameo account, with the last video made on November 15: https://www.cameo.com/tessholliday
This comment was odd to me, posted on December 24, 2023:
Tess Is SO Iconic!I Did This Cameo For My Husband & He Was OVER The Moon!! Tess Did Such An Amazing Job & Was So Genuine It Made Me Tear Up With Joy, Truly! My Husband Obsesses Over Her, So To Have This Personal Message From Her and It Be MORE Than Perfect Was The Best Gift! I Appreciate Tess and The Time She Took To Make This Cameo So Personable! Thank You So Much
Other than a feeder fetishist, what man would obsess over Tess Hoolliday?
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perhaps not man, but fat pooner?
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OT, but she did eventually wear the dress.She’s never shown off wearing the black strawberry dress. She hyped it up for several months but she stopped mentioning it eventually. The speculative consensus at the time here was that she outfatted the dress and couldn’t get it altered enough to fit her. It likely resides in whatever landfill the City of Long Beach uses for their trash.
The strawberry dress I don’t think was ever given away. It too likely got outfatted but it served her purpose. It has never been sold to anyone, or she’s never mentioned it got sold or put up for sale.
She likely got told that joke or she saw it somewhere at the airport. No way is that a Tess Hoolliday Original
yousoundlikeanasshole
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Holy Christ that doesn't fit her at all. That first seam string should be under the bust with the lower seam sitting at where her waist would be. The pink one didn't fit her either but this looks even worse
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It's a cute dress. Shame that it had to be on her.
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Her own career failing, it's time for her to farm out Bowie. No I'm not posting anything with his face in it, so here are screenshots instead:
Here's the corresponding announcement post from the "co-author" (ghostwriter):
And here's the Amazon listing:
Here's the corresponding announcement post from the "co-author" (ghostwriter):
And here's the Amazon listing:
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Imagine the wife if hubby finds Tess the fantasy girl.
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She already did a self-help, fat pride book back in 2017: "The Not So Subtle Art of Being a Fat Girl: Loving the Skin You're In". It's earlier in the thread. Looking chronologically, the last three reviews on that book on Amazon were posted March 2022, April 2022, and Oct 2023. Bad sign, Tess.
Luckily the co-author will do all the work and probably deliver on time.
The co-author says "a book tour is in the works". Is the publisher is willing to pay Tess' travel expenses?
"Pre-Order" didn't work out very well for her fans last time, and shipping cheaply printed T-Shirts is a hell of a lot easier than writing a book. Release on August 2025, eh?And here's the Amazon listing:
Luckily the co-author will do all the work and probably deliver on time.
The co-author says "a book tour is in the works". Is the publisher is willing to pay Tess' travel expenses?
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Knowing these fetishistic psychopaths as I do, I wouldn’t be surprised if the True and Honest Wife is barely 100lbs soaking wet.Imagine the wife if hubby finds Tess the fantasy girl.
But whoever she is, she must have negative self-esteem, to allow her husband to openly obsess over another woman (forget that this also indicates a disgusting fetish for a second), to the point where she sends this other woman money to perform for her husband.
I know a man whose first wife eventually left him because she was a lesbian. While married, he would comment on beautiful women, and she was okay with it. When he finally got with his second wife, he had to learn that married heterosexual women don’t want to talk about how sexy and beautiful any other woman is. Wife #1 only put up with it because she got to be openly gay for a minute. Wife #2 had self esteem and shut that shit down immediately. This is healthy.
How pathetic of a “cool girl” does this awful man’s wife have to be (we know he’s awful because he likes Tess, this is indisputable) to let him jerk it to another woman, let alone a land whale like Tess? Or maybe she hates her husband? But if that’s the case, why tell the world you willingly allow your husband to build a wank bank full of Tess pics and vids? Setting the scene for the divorce?
For the women who are over your husbands, and don’t wish any more intimate contact with them: would you pay for him to masturbate to/fuck Tess just to keep him off your own back?
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I'm honestly asking - is this couple not a troon-on-troon situation between a pooner and a potential serial killer? I really don't want to believe an actual man and woman did this.
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@Boston Brand do you know how many copies of Tess’s book in 2017 sold?
“Wherever books are sold” is pretty vague too.
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Not really. It's basically a synonym for "nowhere" now.
yousoundlikeanasshole
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She thinks she's gonna have full shelf endcaps in every Target and Walmart and her own table stacked high in smaller retailers.
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For a book that came out in 2017? Not really. Most reviews are going to get posted within the first year of publication, because that's when the most copies of a given book get sold. Also, unless they have a radically different opinion of a book than most of its audience, most people won't bother to review a book once a lot of reviews have accumulated. So that anybody was still bothering to write reviews at all in 2022-'23 for a book that had been released and quickly forgotten five or six years earlier? That means fatties are still bothering to buy and read it. The real bad sign is if it goes out of print because nobody's buying it at all.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You do realize that this book has a publisher, and neither Tess nor her cow-author are playing any role whatsoever in fulfilling orders, right?
Look at the Amazon listing, on the right side, where it says "Sold by." It says Hachette Publishing Group. Hachette is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) publishing conglomerates in existence right now. That's a 15-second google if you're a slow typist.
Look, we're all here to laugh at the fat, vapid Cluster B shitshow who is Tess Hooliday, who provides us with plenty of evidence for what a dumb, talentless whore she is on the regular. Is it too much to ask to not post shit here that is stupider and less-informed than the things Tess herself says? No; it's not.
(I'd already far exceeded my daily limit for hearing other humans say stupid, uninformed shit, and probably just need to go calm my tits. But laughing at risible deathfats here is a major part of how I do that, so here we fucking are.)
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Of course. You've never heard the expression "time to deliver", or deliver a product as in meet a deadline? I was referring to writing the book, getting it to editing, etc. So it can be sent out in Aug 2025.
Did you not notice the Kindle listing, etc? Of course it's not Tess sticking books in the mail. Many book orders won't even be physical.
But she has a history of missing deadlines AKA "failing to deliver".
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That’s why I was curious if @Boston Brand had access to the numbers to see how many copies of her 2017 book sold. For some ungodly reason, maybe Tubby Tess sold more than what we’d think her book would’ve sold but she keeps getting these extra chances for some odd reason. I think she’d have pretended to be some renowned author if she was successful last time. Tubbers is (ghost)writing another book, pretty much doing anything and everything other than being a model.