Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Amazed Patrick hasn't typed out an opinion about what happened with failed dictator Yoon Suk Yeol. Guys so pussy whipped by his wife that he tried to take full control over his country so his wife wont see a prison sentence for her tax evasion and shit she did with the stock market. You'd think Patrick would start comparing him to Trump.

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As usual, Patrick is a fake fan. The writers even stated that wasn't the case.

 

[Associate Rick]

And the whole cell block will watch you take a shit, too.

Classic Rick projection, I feel sorry for whoever end up in the cell across from him after he's taken down for self swaTTing, he'll be greeted with this

Spoiler: horror

everytime he drops trou.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Classic Rick projection, I feel sorry for whoever end up in the cell across from him after he's taken down for self swaTTing, he'll be greeted with this

Spoiler: horror

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everytime he drops trou.

Across from him? That's the face of the man who fucked his celly to death and telling the other guy he's next.

 

[femoralcanal]

Classic Rick projection, I feel sorry for whoever end up in the cell across from him after he's taken down for self swaTTing, he'll be greeted with this

Spoiler: horror

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everytime he drops trou.

I still think that despite his numerous bizarre actions, thinking he looked sexy and posting that pic is still among the Top 10 unexplainable things he's ever done.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I still think that despite his numerous bizarre actions, thinking he looked sexy and posting that pic is still among the Top 10 unexplainable things he's ever done.

When you realize that Rick is an instagram thot in the body of a mid 40s fat homosexual man it becomes clear.

Also for all we know those gym/sauna selfies worked. After all, if they get @Judge Holden riled up who’s to say they didn’t also light the Milwaukee beacons so bright and gay as to be seen from the south side of Chicago?

 

[Misogenes]

>prison rape face
>posts that photo willingly

What did Patrick mean by this? The straights may never know.

 

[femoralcanal]

Also for all we know those gym/sauna selfies worked. After all, if they get @Judge Holden riled up who’s to say they didn’t also light the Milwaukee beacons so bright and gay as to be seen from the south side of Chicago?

That's true. I forgot our local magistrate was put under Pat's spell after seeing those instagram pics. Aaah, young love!

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On another news... The RickLeaks account gives the world some clues about how Patrick was banned from so many of his watering holes, and more:








Oh Dan, you little rascal!

 

[AnOminous]

I still think that despite his numerous bizarre actions, thinking he looked sexy and posting that pic is still among the Top 10 unexplainable things he's ever done.

Why does he think making the slack-jawed expression of a drooling moron makes him look good?

 

[internet friend]

Thinking of it, while imprisonment for every other lolcow is the worst for the milk, I think Fatrick may be the only exception. He has already provided so much milk and so many "enjoy prison, stalker child"s that if he ends up in prison, the symmetry of it would just be so perfect. Its such a fitting ending that I wouldn't complain about the lack of updates from him anymore.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Thinking of it, while imprisonment for every other lolcow is the worst for the milk, I think Fatrick may be the only exception. He has already provided so much milk and so many "enjoy prison, stalker child"s that if he ends up in prison, the symmetry of it would just be so perfect. Its such a fitting ending that I wouldn't complain about the lack of updates from him anymore.

You and I both know that it wouldn't be the end. I have a feeling pests would start sending him letters potentially as concerned friends because I don't think he would respond to obvious troll letters. Maybe he would, but I don't think he'd have the stamina to handwrite "Your life ended long ago, stalker. Enjoy prison." missing the irony of that sentence fifty times. This makes me curious if his penmanship has gotten better or worse since what little scribblings I've seen such as that Pathfinder character sheet, the one with the "pealing knife".

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Classic Rick projection, I feel sorry for whoever end up in the cell across from him after he's taken down for self swaTTing, he'll be greeted with this

Joke's on Pat, I enjoy an audience when I'm shitting, it just makes it so much better.

 

[Judge Holden]

You and I both know that it wouldn't be the end. I have a feeling pests would start sending him letters potentially as concerned friends because I don't think he would respond to obvious troll letters. Maybe he would, but I don't think he'd have the stamina to handwrite "Your life ended long ago, stalker. Enjoy prison." missing the irony of that sentence fifty times. This makes me curious if his penmanship has gotten better or worse since what little scribblings I've seen such as that Pathfinder character sheet, the one with the "pealing knife".

Next time he is at the Tiki bar on the beach a stalkerchild in a tugboat uses the onboard searchlight to signal

"YOU ARE FAT AND GAY AND HAVE BITCHTITS"

...from a mile away, causing fatrick to furiously waddle out into the waves with semaphore flags to dance out...

"ENJOY PRISON STALKER"

...in response

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Joke's on Pat, I enjoy an audience when I'm shitting, it just makes it so much better.

Your animals are just concerned that you're dying on the shitter due to the sounds you're making.

 

[OffTopic]

Your animals are just concerned that you're dying on the shitter due to the sounds you're making.

Please stop shitting up this thread. Please. Holy shit.

 

[An automatic clown]

Amazed Patrick hasn't typed out an opinion about what happened with failed dictator Yoon Suk Yeol. Guys so pussy whipped by his wife that he tried to take full control over his country so his wife wont see a prison sentence for her tax evasion and shit she did with the stock market. You'd think Patrick would start comparing him to Trump.

As usual, Patrick is a fake fan. The writers even stated that wasn't the case.

Of course he has, child ! Multiple, in fact:

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It's amazing to watch Rick try to turn "nothing ever happens" into "this is certainly happening here".

Also history is covered in examples of coups being launched, failed, and retried later in a different place and time.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Of course he has, child ! Multiple, in fact:
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The retard probably thinks the citizens were the ones trying to stage it when it was just Yoon Suk Yeol doing it after he took over control of the nation after putting into Martial Law (which is well within his right to do so). However, South Koreans still remember that bullshit happening 40 years ago with another dictator and helped out the assembly get into the Assembly Hall so they can vote against Yoon Suk Yeol. They did a great job barricading the area so the military couldn't get in.

There's a decent line of fuck ups with Yoon Suk Yeol. Like his wife investigation into corruption which she got off on due to his position and stopped the investigation. Yoon Suk Yeol also has ties with Moon Jae-in, former president who pardoned Park Geun-hye after she was convicted of corruption herself, by Yoon, why did he pardon her? Because she has ties to organized crime there and didn't want to be murdered. The Halloween crush of 2022. Currently South Korea is facing a medical crisis due to him too after thousands of people resigned from their positions. There's like a 99% chance Lee Jae-myung takes the election.

Yes, South Korea's party system is all forms of fucked up. Moon was a member of the DPK when Yoon joined, then Yoon split and joined the PPP. Park was from the Saenuri Party who Moon went up against in the 2012 election so it makes it seem like he was out to get her after he became president in 2017. I could go on about how fucked up politics are there like how Park wanted government mandated history text books so her father would be seen in better light because you know, "dictators good!", but I'll stop.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig man......you are a fucking health insurance salesman you retarded fat fuck


Literally the only real money you ever made beyond asspatting SFWA kidfuckers to get yourself a shitty publishing contract, or dressing up as a french maid complete with skirt and bonnet and jewelled buttplug to clean up the half hovel you rented as an airBNB, was in soliciting dementia patients and NOCHILDING them to sign up for overpriced health insurance

EDIT: Fatrick.....you're not a fucking expert on professional hitmen....jesus fucking christ I am actually crylaughing at how smugly and fatly presumptuous he is on his own pretend expertise here

 

[Associate Rick]

Fatrick.....you're not a fucking expert on professional hitmen...

yes child, he is . . .

 

[femoralcanal]

Fatrick.....you're not a fucking expert on professional hitmen....

I beg to differ, your Eminence:






And, of course...

Edit: ninja'ed by @Associate Rick