Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

Dax won't stop being a degen. He's going to do what nick did and get arrested for drug possession and have his kid taken away. Or his bitch will dump him when the relationship changes because of the kid.

 

[demicolon]

If Dax wasn't arrested for drugs yet, then he won't be in the near future. He had his chance to self-immolate like Rackets did and suprisingly he doesn't mix work with getting high.

 

[datura_binge]

Dax won't stop being a degen. He's going to do what nick did and get arrested for drug possession and have his kid taken away. Or his bitch will dump him when the relationship changes because of the kid.

I doubt it because Dax isn't nearly as dumb as Nick about drugs or anything else. Nick basically begged to get busted. Bear in mind the reason this whole Nick fiasco and defense is so funny is because it took SO MUCH EVIDENCE to have this all happen -- the Livestream with drug behavior and literal coke on his nose, neglecting the kids, the kids telling multiple people about it, etc etc. Even if they got a warrant for Dax, I bet he keeps his drugs in a sensible place: like a safe or anywhere not right out in the fucking open for anyone to see.

How hard is it to just put your drugs away when you're done? Dax has been drinking and using drugs for years at least casually, I can't recall any of his streams where he was literally passing out on camera or going for an hour long break and coming back covered in drugs.

Actual degenerates mostly know what they are doing. Nick is just a wannabe degenerate and that's why he constantly fails at everything. It's even funnier that he out of everyone should know better. The only sad part is that now nobody takes him seriously as a lawyer so he won't be able to sink everyone else in his friend group with him anymore when they ask him for legal advice...because nobody in their right mind would do that ever again. Even if Nick remains a lawyer, imagine who would even hire him. Anybody just does a small cursory Google search and gets all this shit popping up.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron claims that the state has Ralph's twitter DMs with Nick. No idea if he just assumes it or if he spilled what he was told

Or he read this thread and my speculation about his Twitter DMs and possibly incriminating conversations with various people.
It is just speculation, I do not think the investigators would tell Aaron jack shit about what they found with the search warrant in Ethan Ralph's Twitter information.
It is, at this time, an unrelated case and Aaron has zero rights to knowing about the contents of someone else's private Twitter information.

If it turned out the investigators went to Aaron and said "Hey, here is what we found in this guys private data!", that would be a problem.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

The lack of Drex throughout all this was surprising to me. Unless I missed him popping up somewhere.
Did Nick perhaps replace just him with Aaron? Only to lose both in the end?

 

[Associate Rick]

The lack of Drex throughout all this was surprising to me. Unless I missed him popping up somewhere.
Did Nick perhaps replace just him with Aaron? Only to lose both in the end?

His hearing is so acute he could hear the police sirens coming from months away.

 

[john marston]

The lack of Drex throughout all this was surprising to me. Unless I missed him popping up somewhere.
Did Nick perhaps replace just him with Aaron? Only to lose both in the end?

Drex cut off contact when all the legal shit went down. You can come to you own conclusion about why.

 

[Windy Moors]

Show of hands, who thinks it's actually Juju's baby? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Is that why Sean is leaving the show, did he knock up 80's girl?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Is that why Sean is leaving the show, did he knock up 80's girl?

Plot twist: it's actually Chrischan's.

 

[Captain Manning]

Drex cut off contact when all the legal shit went down. You can come to you own conclusion about why.

Drex doesn't like drugs and druggies.

To his credit, he stuck to his guns on that.

Meanwhile Nick is doing the usual thing where he's assmad that Drex won't bend to whatever horseshit Nick wants to feed him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Drex cut off contact when all the legal shit went down. You can come to you own conclusion about why.

Actually it was about a year before the arrest that Drex stopped showing up, which lines up with Nick's sharp decline. Supposedly Drex just got busy, but it seems an incredible coincidence if so.

 

[BigPeanut]

If Dax wasn't arrested for drugs yet, then he won't be in the near future. He had his chance to self-immolate like Rackets did and suprisingly he doesn't mix work with getting high.

You seriously have to be a retarded dumb gay bitch like Nick go get caught like that.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

I hadn't considered that but I suppose it would depend how effectively Aaron's been tattling It was very weird that they issued the body warrant in the first place, maybe leaning on him to give a deposition was why they did it?

It just sounds far-fetched to me.

I am not really into calling it tattling, people can dislike steel toe but if two guys basically went through all your private info etc... and were talking about leaking it all online to intimidate you as a witness and just embarrass you and invade your privacy you would go to the cops too. Esp when one of the guys is a 400 LB hunchback creep to talks about PDFiling your daughter

 

[Captain Manning]

Actually it was about a year before the arrest that Drex stopped showing up, which lines up with Nick's sharp decline. Supposedly Drex just got busy, but it seems an incredible coincidence if so.

It's not a coincidence at all.

Like I said, despite all the shit Drex gets, he does feel degeneracy has its limits, and dope is one of them. He's been clear about that for years.

There was a story making the rounds that he and Yellowflash were going to try and stage an intervention, but they couldn't do it before Nick got arrested.

And Nick is adamant he doesn't need help, even now, so it probably wouldn't have worked anyways. Nick doesn't want help. He wants enablers. You aren't any use to him otherwise.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Wasn’t there a possibility he got investigated for witness intimidation against Aaron? Maybe there was something to that and he’s agreed to give evidence about it.

I think a few days before melton started to spill the beans Ralph doxed steel toe so yeah he could def be ratting out melton and nick to get a plea .

 

[hunchbacksrus]

holy shit, she has the same hairline as Aaron
Also, any excuse to crosspost this masterpiece from the Aaron thread (Thanks @HONKY DESTROYER )

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remember count floyd (Joe Flaherty RIP) from SCTV it looks like that

 

[Captain Manning]

I woke up this morning, and I'm still chuckling over it...

<Ralph gets in trouble with the state of MN>
Awww sucks. I'm sorry. I'll take what you're graciously (his exact word) offering me as a plea deal.

<Nick gets in trouble with the state of MN>
I AM THE LORD REKIETA! HOW DARE YOU!

I feel almost like Nick might be dumber and full of more impotent rage than Ralph at this point.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I feel almost like Nick might be dumber and full of more impotent rage than Ralph at this point.

Ralph puts on a big show but ultimately remembers he's worthless. Nick fully buys his own bullshit.

Nick feels no shame, Ralph sometimes feels shame.
Well, Nick feels shame when it comes to being a parent... but not enough to avoid being a shitty parent. Just enough to try and control the narrative...

 

[Captain Manning]

It's official.

@Useful_Mistake posted the official deets of Ralph's plea deal here.

- 1 year unsupervised probation.
- 90 day jail sentence (it's all suspended though for up to 1 year).
- $500 fine.
- $89 court surcharge.
- Warrant will be quashed.



All of that shit so that he could get a photo with three degenerate crackheads. Was it worth it doing Nick and Juju's bidding, Ralph?

SMH.

Oh, also... ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

 

[Oxyjen]

I think a few days before melton started to spill the beans Ralph doxed steel toe so yeah he could def be ratting out melton and nick to get a plea .

I like it. And that could be a crime commissioned in Kandiyohi County, if Nick DM’d Aaron’s address to Ralph for that purpose.
Would that info be worth knocking his contempt of court charge down to not be a nationwide arrest grade offence? Does it work remotely like that?

Edit: breaking news while I was typing this : “Warrant will be quashed” - so that is indeed what they’ve given him. Was it in return for something like the above or did they just take pity on him after his pleading letter?

I just want there to be ratting