Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Every time I think it's in the clear, something else comes up. We do have to remember that Dave is aware that he's putting on a face and pretending to be a girl. So for him to go through thinking of the voices for some of his youtube/animations why wouldn't he already have some random pictures of a chick (probably known personally) on hand. The person on tumblr says their personalities don't match up when they in fact do. The e-begging for birthday art, the ego, desire to be the center of attention, all that has to be accounted for.
 
Although nobody deserves to see this, "Sandy" and Shmorky draw their gross piss in the same, weird, gelatinous way. I guess that counts as some kind of evidence? Or maybe this is just :autism:

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I can ask for more solid evidence, if you like.

EDIT: Got more info.

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http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u259/peachesthepuppy/mewithbuzz.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u259/peachesthepuppy/mewithdog.jpg
http://imgur.com/a/WsGNk

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... Well, I'm more confused than before.

SECOND EDIT: I sent them the screenshots of the emails. Will let you know what the response is.

While I do appreciate the skepticism of this tumblr user, this woman does not look like the way SandyPants drew herself and nor does she look half chinese in these photos. This can also account for the fact that Schmorky did not fully think through the kind of girl he wanted to be portrayed as online since these are from the PeachesThePuppy alt.
 
Honestly, there is absolutely NO defending that motherfucker. No way. He knew what he was doing and he knew what personality to put on when. He knew I'd fire his fucking ass if I knew he was into diaper shit, and he absolutely knew I'd fucking murder him if I found out he was into pedo shit and my kids had been around him. Anybody who defends this androgynous waste of flesh is a fucking piece of shit who needs to be quarantined several miles under the ocean.
 
Actually after I got over the initial shock and disgust and absolute horror, yeah. Feels like the last decade of my life has been tainted by the wad of diaper shit that is shmorky, but now I'm at the point where if he / she / it offs him / her / itself I'll just be like "eh"
Please, indulge us in some ShmorkyTales.

I want to hear more about the nights he got seen on camera during one of your streams. You TOUCHED on them, briefly... but now your heart is full of hate and contempt, and I know there's more you have yet to tell us.
 
Although nobody deserves to see this, "Sandy" and Shmorky draw their gross piss in the same, weird, gelatinous way. I guess that counts as some kind of evidence? Or maybe this is just :autism:

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I am 100% or more absolutely fucking certain it's him. I can tell by the writing and art style of the background objects. No doubt at all.
 
Although nobody deserves to see this, "Sandy" and Shmorky draw their gross piss in the same, weird, gelatinous way. I guess that counts as some kind of evidence? Or maybe this is just :autism:

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When we're down to analyzing the gelatinous content of urine to prove a point, the cows may in fact be having the last laugh.
 
writing style
Yeah, that's something a that needs to be taken into account too. A lot of people have difficulty changing their writing styles- and the way Shmorky and Sandy talk are both pretty damn similar, if not outright identical. It's not a surefire way to identify someone, but it's a decent clue on how to find potential alt accounts and shit.

Also @Lowtax do you have any more fucked up Shmorky stories you wanna tell?
 
Please, indulge us in some ShmorkyTales.

I want to hear more about the nights he got seen on camera during one of your streams. You TOUCHED on them, briefly... but now your heart is full of hate and contempt, and I know there's more you have yet to tell us.
I pretty much spilled em all here before, besides his claim that he could get a job with Dreamworks at any time because he had connections, there really isn't anything I can think of offhand. Also I'm sleepy and want to go to bed. I'll make fun of him plenty during our GG livestream tomorrow, maybe Lauren can remember shit I can't (probably, you know all the boxed wine I drink).
 
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