Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai - A former nepobaby Fishtank contestant proved too retarded to take a joke, internet tough guy, loves fat hispanic women

And wow, the ogre looks so... Annoyed that they're at dinner.
jabba's tits look like fat man HRT boobs

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Another now-defunct twitter account of Alex's: @Stephen64951714

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This is absolutely our Alex, here we see his bEEzEEkAYYY username and the attached video is him talking.
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Bonus SMOKE DETECTOR CHIRP in the background of the audio.

Yes, come sit down now laddie. Let the old emperor tell you a tale [chirp] of a GUILD. Called VALOR SWORN. We worship the Daedra goddess Azura. She gives us the strength we need [chirp] to rip apart our enemies' flesh. She makes us strong... With her blessing. We tear apart our en[chirp]emies. Valor Sworn fights as a single unit, leaving no man behind, not ever. O[chirp]ne is always stopping to check the rear and make sure we leave no man behind. I said, we fight as a single unit targeting the same foe and van[chirp]quishing our enemies. Valor Sworn needs you to help bring Tamri[chirp]el together. Let us do this. Whether it's PvE or PvP. Fight by our side. And happy holidays from Valor Sworn and again, let's bring Tamriel together.

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@tesoonline are the servers ever gonna come back up ? Its 15 minutes past time. Called into work to be here for this.

Valor Sworn guild info on Guildex where beezeekay is listed as a guild leader [link / archive]
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Lmao the "you can’t fight bro I promise you" was me. Didn’t expect him to see it never mind crash out. I argue with him in his comment section for fun at this point.

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my personal favourite was when he tried to claim that the show is on a 10 minute delay, and not only did he send simbal to the hospital.. twice. But apparently production also used state of the art play by play CGI to hide the stitches. And also hired Oscar level actors as contestants who never once mention this happening.
 
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I appreciate that he's polite to waitstaff. As weird as he is, at least he's not a cunt.

His wife looked OVER IT halfway through the evening. It might have been because she's a sphere, but I think it was more that every compliment he paid her included her weight.
"Look at my BBW Barbie" "My torta" "My thick latina" "Look at my fat wife, I love her though" (lmao)

Bro, we have eyes. You aren't convincing us, you're just wearing on her nerves. Just tell her she's pretty and that you like her makeup. Wife 101
 
Alex B has officially launched his Discord Server:





 

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edit: alex is at his aunt's funeral
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I'd start dying laughing if he recorded himself crying at the funeral, then sticks his tongue out like he does in every video

Alex did some shoutouts on request from his fans in the discord while at the funeral with the coffin visible over his shoulder :story:




 
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That's absolutely vile and crass. If he were in my family, he'd be the next one on the embalming table and we'd be asking the funeral home for a group discount.
As disrespectful and rude as this is, it's almost comical with how rude it is. I talked about this in Sneedchat but imagine you're too busy mourning a dead relative, but your stupid uncle is yelling "SO WHAT'S UP GUYS, SHOUTOUT TO DOGFUCKER1488 FOR SHOWING LOVE TO THE CHANNEL"

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Stinky orbiter, telling on us. At least do something fun like baiting Alex into posting here!

Also, Alex made another shitty "flex" video, this time of their very average Keurig coffee machine set up. I am personally extremely bothered by all the mismatching mugs with sticker labels that haven't been removed (this means they are probably unwashed!) But most interestingly, his wife is talking shit in the comments from a private IG account called gameover_losers1
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