Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[CallmeCicada]

That's so fucked up, this isn't legal in places that aren't degenerate. The 18 year olds are gonna take it or just have their coworkers buy it lmao.

It's honest work, its not like every bar is in a seedy club or something. I bartended as a teenager for a banquet hall for a summer (it was nice saw a few weddings). It was a good experience imo. And it's not as easy to sneak drinks like youre claiming, usually you will have a manager or supervisor present with you if you're under 21 not to mention there are cameras all over the place.

Places that require you to be 21 are also in the minority. https://washingtonbeerblog.com/bartending-age-requirements-what-you-need-to-know/

I don't see how working a job is now degenerate. No need to clutch your pearls.

 

[Manny Pardo]

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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Does Zoey actually get responses to her stories or whatever they’re called? I don’t have instagram nor know how it really works anymore. Zoey keeps saying all this shit like she’s talking to people but I can’t imagine people actually interacting and associating with Zoey. She’s apparently burned bridges with most, if not all, of her friends.
Are these just for us? Is Zoey just talking to the void?

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

Does Zoey actually get responses to her stories or whatever they’re called? I don’t have instagram nor know how it really works anymore. Zoey keeps saying all this shit like she’s talking to people but I can’t imagine people actually interacting and associating with Zoey. She’s apparently burned bridges with most, if not all, of her friends.
Are these just for us? Is Zoey just talking to the void?

I'd argue regardless how mean spirited the comments are we would let her join in and start laughing at other tards if she just stopped posting attention seeking drama bs and became normal.

Damn, its noon/afternoon in most places already and lil szchizo pooner is just getting up huh?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

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Stimulants aren't a first choice for psychiatrists to prescribe because of how much people abuse them. There's a huge shortage of them at the moment, partially due to heavy demand.

Besides, in Zoey's specific case they'd be horrible for her. Stimulant medication is known to exacerbate schizophrenia a lot.

Stop giving Talbott ideas

This implies he has enough to leech off of. He would probably alert some 3 letter organization to look into him with the amount of chargeback fraud he would have to do for this.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

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Ok damn she dioesn't look terrivle in that ig.

>doesn't work
>didn't finish HS
>can't afford rent
>can't afford groceries
>spends money on tattoos and gacha lootboxes
I honestly don't understand why life is so hard for Zoey, she has done everything right. Also, that's a shitty tattoo, I almost can't see it

Average Yank BPD striapach.

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Thought I'd ping yiou @Null since no one else has and like yiu should be warned even if she is harmel;ess. God forbit she is actually capable of somethingg.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Ok damn she dioesn't look terrivle in that ig.

Average Yank BPD striapach.

Thought I'd ping yiou @Null since no one else has and like yiu should be warned even if she is harmel;ess. God forbit she is actually capable of somethingg.

Sir, you need to stop drinking

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Thought I'd ping yiou Null since no one else has and like yiu should be warned even if she is harmel;ess. God forbit she is actually capable of somethingg.

If there is one thing you can learn from Zoey, is don't ping Null when baseless violent threats are made. Besides, Zoey seems too retarded to coordinate anything dangerous.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I don't see how working a job is now degenerate. No need to clutch your pearls.

A club and a wedding venue are extremely different. I guess it's boomer of me to think "club" when you mean applebee's or the VFW. "18 and up" clubs with bars were and are seedy, I went to a bunch in college.
Serving alcohol and being a bartender are different, and an attention seeking 18 year old posting tiktoks about being "soooooo wasted you guys" should not be working in a bar. As for sneaking alcohol being hard, that is a skill issue on your part. All I ever had to do was ask any dude to get it for me.

Any job would improve her life, but the likelihood of her doing something that makes it worse for attention if she was in an environment where she could seems super high. Creepy older dudes love taking advantage of girls like her because she seems like a liar and nobody will believe her. Common sense and life experience aren't pearl clutching.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

If there is one thing you can learn from Zoey, is don't ping Null when baseless violent threats are made. Besides, Zoey seems too retarded to coordinate anything dangerous.

Right, I obviously don't mean to be like her but like I mean like I think that Null should I guess be made aware just in case. But yeah I get it and sorry if it's unnecessary Nul.

God forbid something happens to Null, what whould happen to this site? where would I be a retard online? Discord? Reddit? 4chan? Ffs I'd hang myself.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If there is one thing you can learn from Zoey, is don't ping Null when baseless violent threats are made. Besides, Zoey seems too retarded to coordinate anything dangerous.

Look, obssessive retards with access to the legal system are far more dangerous (and more importantly, time-consuming) than they seem

 

[Axiom.]

Look, obssessive retards with access to the legal system are far more dangerous (and more importantly, time-consuming) than they seem

You haven't met enough basement retards, have you.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

Ok damn she dioesn't look terrivle in that ig.

Average Yank BPD striapach.

Thought I'd ping yiou @Null since no one else has and like yiu should be warned even if she is harmel;ess. God forbit she is actually capable of somethingg.

HI Zoey, check out my last message.

Edit:
Saw your awful typos in this one without seeing the follow up with proper spelling, apologies, sire.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Common sense and life experience aren't pearl clutching.

Dont take me out of context and change what you said. I never said having common sense is bad, your comment was that places that allow 18+ are illegal to bartend and are degenerate places. Which was wrong and also confusing because laws regarding working age are usually state law (implying the entire state is degenerate).

I agree with you that any job would be good for her, my only reason for suggesting a bartending job is simply that it is interesting enough for someone her age to actually get motivated and get a job. That's all, think it's dumb all you want but all that is just speculation at the end of day.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Look, obssessive retards with access to the legal system are far more dangerous (and more importantly, time-consuming) than they seem

I don't think she'll be able to convince a lawyer to make a case against a supposed 'terrorist/human trafficking website that produces deepfakes of her', or whatever her current version of the story is.

 

[Racist Parrot]

It'll be something different next week anyways. Hopefully it's something cool like a stalker murder cult. Gunna collect them toes Zoey.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

The little pieces of puzzles have been dropped. I feel the presense of our little pooner! @Sock Hydra Agent

 

[Schizoid Wife]

She was tard raging at Cookie Run earlier.

The little pieces of puzzles have been dropped. I feel the presense of our little pooner! @Sock Hydra Agent

I'm not sure, these don't fully feel like reactions Zoey gives. Her usual range of stickers isn't this colorful.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Doesn't look like a Zoey-style pfp either

Probably a "friend" or someone who had a run in with her in the past

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

Doesn't look like a Zoey-style pfp either
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Probably a "friend" or someone who had a run in with her in the past

Maybe, but does act like Zoey with the reactions.