I don't care for GorlicBread nor do I watch him but Salah's "insults" are just hilariously retarded, I think he may have a crush on him lol.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Let's try not to feed the
and use mirror videos, fren
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Makes me wonder if Salah's a cleaner.
Bloodburn
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Yea, a cleaner of cum in the underground gay brothels.
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Preferable to be known on the internet as someone that bought their mum a gift rather than for having a depraved scat fetish. Scatlah can't diss anyone from such a weakened position.
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I have questions about wtf is happening to her face.
Specifically: Wtf is this?
Specifically: Wtf is this?
Random Internet Person
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This may be some of the worst broken English I’ve ever read.
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Her cheek on that side is swollen, and that eye is bulging. The edema (swelling) on that side of her face is getting so extreme she has a huge indent on her temple. There is very little flesh over the bone on the temple, even in fatties, so it can't swell to the same degree.
Her video filters are trying valiantly to even out her face (and elongate it), but filters don't know what to do with this 2021-level Tammy Slaton bizarre facial bulging. The filters were designed for healthy Korean women to pretend their faces weren't as round.
She ought to be terrified. One eye bulging (unilateral exophthalmos) is far less common than both eyes bulging (which would usually be Graves Disease). Her beezers have been constantly telling her to get to a doctor.
It's not clear what's happening to Chantal, but its obviously very serious. Potential causes of this bulging include blockages behind that eye caused by tumors, blood clots right next to the brain, intercranial arteries nearing bursting point...
Its not an English language thing, either. I learned a few insults in other languages, and you always start with the basic things the locals say. Just use google translate to find "asshole" or "stupid".
But Salah always goes immediately to "clean something I would never clean" or "lick something with shit on it". Sounds a whole lot like his shit fetish at work.
I know Arab males make shit jokes and mock unskilled workers, but this seems really sexual from Salah. He has enough experience with Chantal and other English speaker (Jim Carrey movies) to know that's not the way other people cuss out enemies.
Salah is a sexual retard. I'm convinced he sexually fixated on household help and/or teachers when he hit puberty. He wants a naughty elementary school teacher or a housemaid to service his sad scarred penis.
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Yeah, that's plausible. She has it on the other side too, but smaller (as in, the side without the bulgy eye isn't as bad). It could partially be the filters and her gross days-old makeup tracks from where her eyes are also red and watery all the time now.
And re the red eyes: Pretty sure she said at some point back in the villa that she was 'allergic to cats' but it wasn't bad because the villa had enough space.... I doubt anything made of cloth that isn't the clothing salad wears during visitation has been cleaned properly in months. It was like 15C/59F in Kuwait not long ago and she probably still thought it was too hot to open windows and air out the fartbox.
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Of all the places he chooses. Go clean bras at Victoria Secret, loser! It's so retarded that his insults are borderline compliments,
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Don’t bother following the intricacies of GB; he’s frankly pretty tedious.
IIRC, the Victoria’s Secret sniggering from many, especially his detractors, seems to come from him either going in a store and buying something for his mom or accompanying his mother into said store as she shopped.
What’s the issue with that? VS sells stuff that isn’t classifiable as boudoir worthy and a fair number of men shop there… for the women in their lives.
Salah is… feeble minded if he thinks that comes out as worse or equal to his verifiable scat and humiliation fetish,
Added: I, like many others, would love to see blood panel results and scans. I’m convinced she’s got congestive heart failure but she shows symptoms of a fair few serious illnesses.
If she continues to ‘live’ the way she does, I really wonder how much longer she’ll live? I’m convinced I’d be Bedbound if I lived her… lifestyle.
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Aynat Yxor
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Neither Salah nor Cutie have ever been into a VS store before which explains why they think it’s hilarious and weird/embarrassing that someone would be shopping for their mom there. Not like they don’t sell pyjamas, workout clothes, cosmetics, toiletries, etc.
Funny because Salah’s "beautiful wife" can’t and won’t ever fit into any garments from Victoria’s Secret, which should humiliate the both of them.
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It looks to me like another line Chins fed him, and he put his broken-English spin on it. The Victoria's Secret insult is PLAYED though, and it doesn't come close to anything Salah said or texted to Kaibella. HOW HYPOCHRACY HE IS! Oh My Got.
This is always what happens when a reactor hits too close to home. Yes, Gorlic may be an angry leprechaun, but Chins IS a shitty driver.
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She has facial edema. Her eyelid is literally swollen with fluid, only on one side, as that’s the side she sleeps on. I suspect she has hypothyroidism, and now it is really starting to show. Most of the symptoms can be blamed on being fat. Her feet are the biggest giveaway early on.
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The biggest reason I keep following Chantal is to see the alien chest burster erupt from her swelling cheek
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That would explain why that eye is constantly leaking fluid too.
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So..you're both saying... the seal is leaking?
I'll see myself out...
taberkleyosis
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No the eye leaking fluid is just her dirty hands, not washing her face and makeup from irritation and bacteria. Plus shes got those weird webbed tear-ducts I know must gunk up real bad. I mean her actual eyelid and surrounding area due to the skin being very thin.. Like if you get an alleric reaction, similar swelling.
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She's probably in the beginning stages, but I'm guessing her kidneys go first. She had 30-ish pounds of fluid drained off her in Kuwait last spring (and hilariously bragged about it like drained ascites fluid is a skinny legend win).
Uncontrolled beetus + declining kidney function + astronomical sodium consumption = Dialysis Beeze!
As sick as it sounds, I can't wait until she's sneaking live streams from the dialysis chair. She'll be stuck there for 3 hrs several times a week, so you know she'll end up live streaming. She'll be desparate to own the haters, so she'll have to find something incredibly cringe to brag about. "Where's your future kidney donor?! Where's your "Meals on Wheels" free food for the dying?!"
How can she even tell what is bothering her lungs or nose when she's surrounded by rotting food, molding dirty clothes, diarrhea sprayed on furniture, every fucking thing this bitch could smoke...and Peetz?
The vast majority of us would be dead or permanently checked into a nursing home if we were Chantal, Evie or Juliana Aprileo. Those women would have been stunningly healthy if they'd lived normal lives. Fat Jen was 500+ pounds as a teen, wheelchair bound by early 20s, and still almost lived to nearly 50 yrs old.