Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Her lips are uneven, she got eyeshadow in her concealer, her eyelashes are falling off, and her highlighter makes it look like a unicorn jizzed right on the tip of her nose, but this truly is the best makeup she’s done in years.

 

[Battery Low]

We've joked about John goodman and done the faceapp thing enough times to know she has serious man-face. Drag make up is designed to balance that out alongside being theatrical. It genuinely works better than anything else tbh.

 

[Barbarella]

You can see in the reflection of the Christmas balls that she’s all alone in front of her lighted vanity, shit spread out on her desk. She got wasted and all alone in her apartment, slathered on makeup like Chantal used to do when she was high.

I expect the exact same from Anna this year, only without the travelling.

She’ll still do clothing hauls, her bread and butter, although she’s sizing and aging out of a lot so they’ll get more ridiculous. She’ll lean into the munchie act but still make fake fitness content. We’ll still see her fake run in those ugly compression garments. She may go out and about in Austin but the days of international travel are over. And even in country travel will be rarer. When her Starbucks contracts ends-no more Seattle or New York trips. I think she’s going to keep her legs covered from now on. The reactors popping up with affect her. She’ll only passive-aggressively fight back on Threads, but she’ll retreat a bit. If her income is affected, a move to a cheaper apartment.

These deathfats seem to do a slow fade out rather than anything spectacular, so it’ll be the same but less. Dumb tik toks only no jumping transitions. Dumb clothing hauls with compression garments. Fake running with 4 steps taken. Same old. Hope she’s got savings or she may end back up in Ohio with Daddy’s help.

 

[Scrumption]

That’s definitely drag makeup. I have a feeling she followed a video tutorial because, as others noted, there is a significant difference in quality from her usual. I think that the thing on her hand is styrofoam packaging from some consumer thing she ordered.

Things I’d like to see for year-end and 2025:

• Anna buying herself extravagant gifts for Xmas to treat herself, because no one else will
• Her façade (further) falling apart as she desperately tries to maintain the appearance of joy and success
• Her cigarette-usage and alcoholism accidentally appearing in her content, such as an ashtray, pack of cigs, or bottles of alcohol being in the background of a video
• Someone from her personal life finally coming forward with an interesting tell-all of interacting with Anna IRL, preferably someone from Sprinklr. (I’ve been waiting for this for years)
• Some blowback controversy with her viewers a la Target or saying/doing something “unwoke”
• Another conflict with someone in public that shakes Anna to her core like her “Good job getting out there!” episode.
• As someone else already mentioned, a fallout with John would be delightful

 

[GenociderSyo]

The filters are so strong lately they must be made of admantium.

 

[thejackal2]

 

[DefCon Dumb]

What would I call it? Idiotic and attention seeking but they’d just me.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

She looks insane.

For 2025, I'd like to see:

- A full-on, drunken meltdown.
- A near miss via a terrifying episode of choking on a cottage cheese queetch.
- Numerous meniscus tears.
- Big brands dropping her.
- More total rip-off surgeries but this time with lots of complications.
- Data running away.
- Jon's wife filing for divorce.

 

[OttoWest]

I wonder how she’d reacted to Jon and his wife having a kid.

 

[PigFarm]

Tags the products but "I'll add the exact products memory, just going from memory lol"

Great influencer.

 

[Clotso Coof]

she’s all alone in front of her lighted vanity, shit spread out on her desk. She got wasted and all alone in her apartment, slathered on makeup

We need to see a candid video of this moment. I want to believe her stereo was blasting the Judy Collins version of "Send in the Clowns" while she choked back tears at her vanity. There also needs to be an empty box of Franzia White Wine next to her (the 5 liter size).

- Jon's wife filing for divorce.

No kidding. WTF wife would let their husband/fiance's entire income come from playing paid-boyfriend to creepy ass Anna, trotting after her all over the world, taking gross bikini pics...

Girl, get some dignity.

If her income is affected, a move to a cheaper apartment.

Anna should get into the Tiny House movement. Very trendy, very popular on youtube! Most of those houses have an inside width of less than 7 feet, since they need to be built on 8 ft wide ultility trailers, so we definitely need to see Anna living in one.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I just got jumpscared by her in a Walmart ad. What a terrible day to have eyes.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She is definitely back at home.

 

[xogossipgorl]

Someone has said they think Data will pass, and another thinks he'll run away, but I'd like to see her admit her "flair" ups are keeping her from properly taking care of him and tearfully rehoming him to a family with a big yard and a calm, older kid who will gratefully walk him every day.
And when she tries to make content about the rehoming, he jets away from her and never looks back. The video ends on her trying to cry but as usual, we'll catch a glimpse of her pursing her lips and angrily looking like she's smelled a fart.

 

[OttoWest]

 

[Potato Burrito]

She is definitely back at home.
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She's really getting that fat fuck wobble going.

I was trying to remember who it reminded me of, it just came to me. That fag Vito Spatafore.

 

[glass_houses]

She is definitely back at home.
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That's just fucking sad. Doodles are generally touted as affectionate and strongly people oriented, and he doesn't even twitch when she says his name. All the dogs I knew growing up would instantly snap awake if anyone said something that vaguely resembled their name or the magic word "walk". My oversized GSD would try to cram himself into my lap if I said, "cuddle".

Some dogs are much more affectionate and people oriented than others, but still.

 

[thejackal2]

This is methhead type shit. She's gotta be on some stim. Adderal or similar.

 

[glass_houses]

This is methhead type shit. She's gotta be on some stim. Adderal or similar.

I've been saying that she desperately needs ADHD meds for almost as long as I've been following her. But of course she'd abuse them like everything else. Silly me.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She is framing that video as "Swiftie" now. Was that going to be her concert costume...