🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Foster]

Do you think the venue has wifi?
i wonder if the reason the whole thing looks like shit is because theyre using cell

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Stream is completely broken to the point where a random guy streaming on twitter off his phone is better. This is where we are at. People paid for this. I PAID FOR THIS.

don't worry, this is probably going on for a few hours judging by the stack of paper, they have plenty of time to figure it out. It's honestly kind of funny how this sums up the entire show. Bad tech issues, a bit that should last at most 15 minutes likely being dragged out for hours, and a wigger idea that would usually take large amounts of planning not being thought through. I'd be mad if it wasn't so poetic. It's like with Ian, it's so bad it circles back around to being funny.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Logistical question that no one here can answer: why the fuck don't they just get a bunch of Pixels with Google Fi? The connectivity would be stable enough to do what they want and the cameras don't suck ass. Hell, they're already halfway there since it looks like a few of their cams are already Pixel phones.

Because they're wiggers, Jimmy. Wiggers spend their money on shoes, they don't worry about making the show work right.

ETA: Alex wisely moved Burt to the front of the crowd, they erupted in a cheer.

 

[Snod]

They fucked up replacing dancing Burt with dancing Binx. They originally were going to have Burt standing on the "stage" dancing but last minute swapped him out with Binx and now Burt is dancing off to the side where no one can see him

Burt was freaking out about dancing on the elevated bit, plus with the stickermule head on it would have lead to him dying. Good content down the toilet.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

Donkey headed Burt sexy dancing for the crowd and Binx dancing like an old black woman at church

Now Alex is joining in and hyping up Burt

 

[BullfrogBill]

Burt was freaking out about dancing on the elevated bit, plus with the stickermule head on it would have lead to him dying. Good content down the toilet.

Gotta make the blue hag simps happy with her awful dancing front and center I guess.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GAY SHOW!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

This is so goddamn fucking lame.

okay alex b, shut the fuck up and enjoy the twitter broadcast

GO BURT
GO BURT
GO BURT
GO BURT

 

[Mörkö]

This is what it looks like half the time for me, when it's not frozen. Audio is dogshit too. If I ever feel like giving Jet any money whatsoever in the future, I'll remember this moment. Ball stocks plummeting.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

All those papers and balls are going to become collectibles.

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

The ball brothers concert is really fun and is the best energy fishtank has had in recent memory.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Binx has money in her pants like a fucking stripper, but remember she's not an escort guys.

Seeing the people in this crowd makes me understand why Binx has so many simps.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Can't believe I expected anything more.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

okay alex b, shut the fuck up and enjoy the twitter broadcast

GO BURT
GO BURT
GO BURT
GO BURT

The hell are you talking about? The quality is fucked and the twitter stuff is barely any better.

Probably different if you have some higher quality audio to listen to.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

Gotta make the blue hag simps happy with her awful dancing front and center I guess.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GAY SHOW!

Well, the one working livestream of Ball Brotherz has the three bros center and Binx only occasionally viewable on the side lmao

 

[Queesechake]

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Mizzy is too fat to dance on the table and someone from the establishment should come out and tell her there's a weight limit.

 

[Karen Horney]

Crowd started chanting Burt's name and alex materialized.

The real show is listening to production suffer and lose their voices.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jet, the former rapper, has the worst flow of the three lol

 

[Zjierb]

This is what it looks like half the time for me, when it's not frozen. Audio is dogshit too. If I ever feel like giving Jet any money whatsoever in the future, I'll remember this moment. Ball stocks plummeting.
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Honorary Ball Brother in case you missed it in Fishchat

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Mizzy is too fat to dance on the table and someone from the establishment should come out and tell her there's a weight limit.

I'm legit concerned the structure is gonna cave under her weight. You can see little cracks forming around her