🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Jet looks like he's having a lot of fun. I don't think I've ever seen him look this happy.

Maybe ball sales put them back into profit.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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TRAVELLING ALL THIS WAY (apparently) JUST TO TALK SHIT OVER TEXT FROM THE HOTEL ROOM LOL

i like how alex acts like showering is this super difficult task that only the smartest people can do

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Many more names to read still.

 

[Mörkö]

"[User name], man that's a weird name..."
Ben has said this probably 50 times, this ball brother isn't in peak form.

He can only handle so many balls without taking a break

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

i like how alex acts like showering is this super difficult task that only the smartest people can do

He's got to wash his wife with a soapy push-broom like a zoo keeper washing an elephant, so it can't be easy.

 

[Hollowrealm]

i like how alex acts like showering is this super difficult task that only the smartest people can do

He posts random screenshots of him venting to a random phone number that is apparently Ben when Ben is apparently 20 minutes away.

also schizo Posting about jail again even though he just admitted he was strapped. As an ex convict. He is the fucking worst. Sam would probably pull up if he even knew what was happening thats the funny thing. He’s silently screaming to nobody Via text. It’s infuriating actually

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

i like how alex acts like showering is this super difficult task that only the smartest people can do

I'll have you know showering is an incredibly hard task for the morbidly obese and their Wiper

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Who smells bad after a four hour flight? It's not that big of a deal. Take a shower before you leave; your boglin can stay in the room and not tax herself or have to reapply her hair system; she can even treat herself to some Doordash or something.

 

[BullfrogBill]

"[User name], man that's a weird name..."
Ben has said this probably 50 times, this ball brother isn't in peak form.

They always suck tbh, especially Jet, he's terrible at "rapping"

 

[Queesechake]

Who smells bad after a four hour flight?

Obese Mexican women. Alex isn't coming though unfortunately.

 

[Mörkö]

I'll have you know showering is an incredibly hard task for the morbidly obese and their Wiper

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

They always suck tbh, especially Jet, he's terrible at "rapping"

Yeah I'm not a fan of just Jet and Ben performances. I enjoy Sam and Stein more.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

this nigger sucks at lying

 

[Hollowrealm]

Idk why Im even annoyed. He’s definitely not in vegas.
the evidence is stacked against him. He can’t keep up a lie very well.

this idiot can’t even eat a box of frosted flakes without posting a video about it. Literally. He posted the most plain breakfast ever and was shit posting constantly. but we didn’t see one picture of him in a car or at a hotel? He’s asking them to pull up to a hotel he isn’t even at.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Burt's darker than a motherfucking black African" - MC Alex Stein.

"I'm throwing a red ball just like some AIDS jizz" - homie G

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Oh shit, Alex Stein breaking it down.

BTW if Alex is really texting Ben, it's going to a phone that's shut down rn because Ben's busy performing. Alex B groveling for attention in an uncaring world, pissing into the wind again.

 

[foam rolla]

It's funny how the quality of the concert stream is better in the foyer than the actual venue.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Idk why Im even annoyed. He’s definitely not in vegas.

he just went offline again lol

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Burt is jammin' while Binx is farming out in the crowd.

This is why Burt deserves to win.

 

[Gormless]

Wigger rap in Vegas has elevated fishtank to another level.