DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

Dang it dents, I wanted to make a This is How You Don't Play Stellar Blade

He wouldn’t do it anyway. He would say it’s”too sexual” and play some shitty indie game.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Knew him going into politics will kill him. Lol

I thought it will kill him by being yet another Dead-on-Arrival project, which it was, but the fact that it shooed away a few whales was just the cherry on top. Peepul said for ages that him going into pahlitics would be extremely bad for him but he just had to impress the boyfriends at KC.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail was never going to complete Stellar Blade, he only said he'd play it. At most, it would have lasted one stream. I don't think he was even going to play it at all. Phail isn't known for honoring his word.

 

[Iron Father]

Peepul said for ages that him going into pahlitics would be extremely bad for him but he just had to impress the boyfriends at KC.

Nigger fancied himself as a pundit. Definitely a blow to his ego, and it was his offramp from gaming content according to him. Twat will die with a controller in his hands at this rate.

 

[johnkimble123]

The daily wrap was so funny too "I don't know what I'm eating tomorrow now cause the streak ended" and now politics might be dead.

Kat is probably crying downstairs because she doesn't get half of a bunch of Popeyes to eat now

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Nigger fancied himself as a pundit. Definitely a blow to his ego, and it was his offramp from gaming content according to him. Twat will die with a controller in his hands at this rate.

Speaking of, I love the fact how he keeps talking about "getting older" and "not being able to do gaming for long anymore." He acts like he's spent 16 years doing an actual job that fucks your body up long-term, like tilers whose knees are completely destroyed by the time they reach their 40s.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

God that was funny. I expected politics to fail but this is what the 4th stream? and he could barely get higher than 200 viewers. His view on what he even seems to consider politics is very odd. I was slightly concerned when he announced it that it would make trolls start fighting with each other about politics too but the topics he chooses and the schizoid rants are so baffling that it just makes you confused.

I expect him to pull some stupid bullshit and come on stream tomorrow and lie/make up a new rule about how the streak actually didn't end. He will call it a W and trolls will be felted. I actually really hope he does this because it'd be better to just let it end at this point. It has completely taken over the streams and made him sink even lower. He always finds a way to go lower than I thought possible. Every one of these streams he does this pathetic super OT begging all I can hear in my head is Rich Evans saying "this is embarrassing"

 

[Iron Father]

I was slightly concerned when he announced it that it would make trolls start fighting with each other about politics too but the topics he chooses and the schizoid rants are so baffling that it just makes you confused.

If anything DSPolitics brought right-wing and left-wing detractors together.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

You talk about this preternatural luck as if he has anything else to lose. Nobody loves him nor would actually come to support him if he needed succour, any job opportunities are obviously not possible given how competitive a job that would be able to pay as much as streaming would be for Phil.

My friend, I never said he wasn't a miserable lonely ghoul of a person. Just that I've never met anyone who has his luck, nor heard of anyone short of that guy who got a lead pipe shot through his brain and survived with the pipe jutted through his skull. Pretty much any downfall you can mention had an upshot.

• He's born tarded, but his parents are in denial and treat him like a special genius (which allows him to believe it).
• He's sent to private schools but they're shittier religious ones with smaller class sizes so he somehow makes valedictorian because everyone else is there for sports and that's his participation trophy.
• He gets fired from every job, but his father gives him a literal career position under himself where he can tard wrangle you.
• He buys his first home (yeah it's a shitty condo but many were done real dirty at this time) during the housing collapse fallout.
• He is universally thought to be a shithead tard in his FGC roundings, but he stumbles into early evo and places relatively high.
• He uploads spergy gameplay of himself and is roundly made fun of even in the early years, but he's too tarded to get it and thinks people love him and as a result of early YT he gets some minor e-fame.
• He starts dating a girl who just dropped out of highschool and is freshly 18 but because of the time period, most of the facts are repeatedly re-lost to history so it never comes up.
• He's banned from Adsense but not before getting in stupid early and having a handful of months of INSANE revenue, to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars a month.
• He blows all his money constantly as fast as it comes in but instead of having the same issue many have where a bad apartment or car payment situation trashes their credit, he keeps coasting on somehow for 16 years, even through 6+ figures into the scopely void.
• He has a stroke at some point, and is in complete denial of it.
• He's an obese retard that orders Doordash 1-2 times a day, but he gets healthcare which provides drugs that help him lose and keep weight off [I've believed for about 6 years he's been on metformin after a prediabetes scare post-panda during his depression saga] (even when another, normal person who eats his diet becomes a literal fridge-shaped human).

Truly, every L has some quiet silver lining. That's why his "DSP outlives another" meme exists. Not because the backlash of his choices have rendered him a melting flesh, greying hair, balding, retarded hermit who has autistic habits he throws tantrums about when interrupted. But because despite the millions of L's this guy stacks, literally none can sink him when many are sunk by less, and much quicker.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Really would have thought he'd fake a tip, the ego hit of not being able to stuff his face in front of people must be massive.

 

[Iron Father]

For anybody who missed it live:

Memology with the quick turnaround.

 

[blahblahblah678]

DSPolitics died faster than the UHC CEO in the middle of the street did.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Really would have thought he'd fake a tip, the ego hit of not being able to stuff his face in front of people must be massive.

It's not too late, brother! There's always the prestream reveal tomorrow after making his viewers wait an hour of slideshow while he sits in the chair to avoid working. Dude reminds me of this guy I used to work with who used to nap 1-2 hours a day on the shitter and brag to coworkers about getting paid to do it.

 

[Balr0g]

Really would have thought he'd fake a tip, the ego hit of not being able to stuff his face in front of people must be massive.

Maybe he took the advice from one of his members seriously. On the Daily Crap with the title "Streak was in jeopardy" one of his ultra members wrote "Just let it die already". Maybe it's this. Or it was really just his shit takes on Politics. After all SSI has cleareds a few days ago so his dents should have (in theory) some funds available. Well guess Phil got triple felted: KC makes fun of him, Doody got his monetization back and now his shortlived DSPolitics takes down the streak that was already dead anyway. Guess I was wrong of Phil hitting the 276 mark with his king tard streak

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Phil is in Kino Casino chat confirming the streak ended and now is trying to redirect the show to be about destiny and Phil "outliving him".
PPP trying to get Phil to gift subs is pretty funny.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Made this for you gents. Have a good night.
Edit:

I saw NO ONE bring this up in his kick chat the entire stream tonight, and I've watched the past few days streams because of the begging meltdowns. Not seen anyone bring it up. Pressing X to gout here. He's just desperate for validation. "No, no we love you Phillip. Just we modded you originally so people know you were legit but now people know you're our friend" or something is what he wanted. Like a little pickme girl.

 

[Free Jasper]

I saw NO ONE bring this up in his kick chat the entire stream tonight, and I've watched the past few days streams because of the begging meltdowns. Not seen anyone bring it up. Pressing X to gout here. He's just desperate for validation. "No, no we love you Phillip. Just we modded you originally so people know you were legit but now people know you're our friend" or something is what he wanted. Like a little pickme girl.

Guess what people will start bringing up. It’s like he’s learned nothing over 16 years.

Edit - Just watched memeology and I’ve been meaning to say for a while; Phillip has started to say “I’ve gotta get out of here” a lot lately. It’s something ALT says basically every stream. My Theo theory is Phillip watches a lot of TBS/WPIG and has picked it up from him.

 

[giraffe]

12/6/2024 kickchatlogs.com

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Maybe he took the advice from one of his members seriously. On the Daily Crap with the title "Streak was in jeopardy" one of his ultra members wrote "Just let it die already". Maybe it's this. Or it was really just his shit takes on Politics. After all SSI has cleareds a few days ago so his dents should have (in theory) some funds available. Well guess Phil got triple felted: KC makes fun of him, Doody got his monetization back and now his shortlived DSPolitics takes down the streak that was already dead anyway. Guess I was wrong of Phil hitting the 276 mark with his king tard streak

My theory for which I have no evidence at all - at least one of the dents who recently tipped simultaneously in overtime got pissed off that their positivity didn't count, hence the streak being suspended when they told him they weren't going to show up, and now dying for good.

 

[flatsoda]

Just wanted to bring up two moments from tonight's defeat of the Qween's Streak.

Already the process of assigning blame for the end of the Qween's Streak had begun, even as Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell continued to throw Hail Mary Guilt-trip begs to get the sugar daddies to fill the Qween's Purse.

"I toldja! Like nothing-- *SHRUG* Guys, it's been a dead night! Most of the support came in within the first, like, half-hour! So, I don't-- That's what I mean! Like, with the future of this show: at first, people seemed really excited for it, but now they're not! So, I don't know what to say. Uhhh."

"Last week, we almost didn't make the goal during the show! It was like a last minute *ROTATES ARM* Hail Mary situation. Wasn't it, like, DarkSydePimp came in here and gave above-- a bunch of subs? Well, DarkSydePimp is not here tonight! He had said earlier today that he probably couldn't make it tonight. So. *SHRUG*"

So, just to summarize, DSP did nothing wrong.
It's the DSPolitics show itself that's at fault for not getting the sugar daddies to open up their velcro wallet. Therefore the DSPolitics show is now going to be retooled. It's so weird that DSPolitics has already started to wane, since alottapeepull were hyped for it in the beginning. It's not like the show is borderline unwatchable because Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell is a misinformed moron who has the worst takes, because he misinterprets the news articles and tweets he reads due to his poor reading comprehension skills. DSPolitics could even be wagequitted and sent to the Chaos Realm with the other failed Burnell Productions shows like DSP Family Night and the DSP Asks It interview show.
The Kino Casino paypig/DSP Sugar Daddy, DarkSydePimp, gets a shoutout for not being around to fill the Qween's Purse with gifted Kick subs in order to save the Qween's Streak.

Possibly the most pathetic moment from tonight was the cringe-ass fake-out that occurred after the post-show slideshow began.

"I have received . . . NOTHING! I played you guys! I didn't get anything, I told you! I knew it was ending tonight, because it was so slow. I just felt it. So, it's over."





Look at his face as he fake laughs his way through that fake-out.
Look at his eyes.
After he turned off the stream tonight, I bet he immediately started crying fat kid tears over the Qween's Streak ending. On God, No Cap, fr fr.

The Grift Continues . . .

*** Edited to add ***

Something occurred to me, and I didn't want to doublepost, so I'll tag it here.
But, if DSP really does decide to send DSPolitics to the Chaos Realm, then that doesn't bode well for Mr. Darksyde.
I, like other detractors, always considered DSPolitics to be a show idea housed in a glass box with "Break Glass Only In Case of Emergency" sticker on it. The assumption always was that when Mr. Darksyde was no longer able to make enough money for his living expenses and mobile gacha addiction through DSPGaming (Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell streaming and recording terrible gameplay for the internet), that he would pivot to DSPolitics (Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell outrage grifting as an alt-right culture warrior).
Well, Mr. Darksyde got addicted to the extra money that the Kino Casino paypigs glazed him real fast. And after Mr. Darksyde saw the first signs that the enthusiasm from the Kino Casino paypigs to continue showering him with money was starting to fade, he broke the glass box and started the DSPolitics show to keep the hype from the Kino Casino bump going.
But now after only a couple of shows, DSPolitics seemingly has failed to maintain the viewership and donation amounts needed to continue and is on the verge of being wagequitted.
This is a very bad sign for Mr. Darksyde.
DSPolitics was always the Plan B for continuing Mr. Darksyde's internet career when streaming and recording gameplay footage was no longer a viable way for him to make money.
What's the new Plan B going to be?
Lego-building streams?
Season 16's upcoming season finale might be a bleak one, fellas. But Season 17 is shaping up to be another banger.