Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[buffaloWildWings]

Oh come on, I was making lighthearted fun of null, not saying Kiwifarms was autistic, I was saying he was autistic. It was a joke, lighten up.

Anyway didn't want to press Lauren too hard on the shmorky thing because I'm not going to make my kid relive something that she doesn't want to relive for the purpose of mocking shmorky.

Also, once again, I want to restate that I have absolutely NOTHING against trans people. I believe people can be born one gender yet believe they should've been another gender. That's their choice and their body. I don't judge them.

I don't judge them either, I leave that to our vengeful God.
Also, feel free to tell tall tales about the Shmork who klurfed here.

 

[Aquinas]

I don't judge them either, I leave that to our vengeful God.
Also, feel free to tell tall tales about the Shmork who klurfed here.

P sure he's told all he could here, fampai

 

[Lowtax]

He's evolved to become a DILF.
His dad-strength is off the charts!
@Lowtax, is there a way to donate to you without supporting Somethingawful?
Because I really hate the goon cunts who moderate the place.

Mods and admins are volunteers, so they aren't paid. The money goes directly to SA and me paying off thousands of dollars of past hosting fees.

 

[Null]

Also, feel free to tell tall tales about the Shmork who klurfed here.

He did earlier and they may be worth digging up now for the wiki as the thread is now sprawling.

https://kiwifarms.net/search/3321986/?q=Shmorky&o=date&c[user][0]=10927

Feel free to make a best-of.

 

[Ul Twa]

I wonder if it was because he had friends or someshit under one of his alt identities and wanted to be closer to them. Could've been the meth heads he was caught hanging around.

Interestingly enough, Cate Wurtz lives in that area in WA

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Mods and admins are volunteers, so they aren't paid. The money goes directly to SA and me paying off thousands of dollars of past hosting fees.

We at least get paid in hotpockets. Such a cheapskate lowtax.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Mods and admins are volunteers, so they aren't paid. The money goes directly to SA and me paying off thousands of dollars of past hosting fees.

Ozma told me that every $10.00 goes to her hamburger fund.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Anyway didn't want to press Lauren too hard on the shmorky thing because I'm not going to make my kid relive something that she doesn't want to relive for the purpose of mocking shmorky.

No one would want you to be that creepy. It's awkward enough to have to talk about that with your kid, let alone milk it for lulz with them on camera.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Has there been any updates on what Shmorko is doing lately? Hope he has been reported to the cops.

 

[Davesnothere]

I wonder what it's like knowing one of your biggest influences starting out was a Shmorky alt. At least Partydog's newer art got more honestly loose & cartoony since then; going through these uploads, god damn this is some great artistic evolution since the ironic hipster comic Asscastle days: https://twitter.com/partydogge/media

You're right about the "influenced by friends" online artist circlejerk thing and that's a point I've made myself countless times. I was just defending my "Partydog drew for Shmorky" claim for dumb petty reasons & refusing to consider what everyone else was saying; sorry about that. As soon as I considered "MAYBE I'm wrong" I instantly started noticing the Shmorky quirks.

Well do we even know that Partydog doesn't know Sandy's secret identity? I mean there have been suggestions that a number of Sandy's clique knew that it was really Shmorky. For all we know they might be one of the people who were holding onto the secret.

 

[repentance]

Oh come on, I was making lighthearted fun of null, not saying Kiwifarms was autistic, I was saying he was autistic. It was a joke, lighten up.

Anyway didn't want to press Lauren too hard on the shmorky thing because I'm not going to make my kid relive something that she doesn't want to relive for the purpose of mocking shmorky.

Also, once again, I want to restate that I have absolutely NOTHING against trans people. I believe people can be born one gender yet believe they should've been another gender. That's their choice and their body. I don't judge them.

We are autistic. Calling us that isn't going to offend us and trolling us isn't going to trigger us.

We only get pissy when people can dish it but not take it - like some of the people who've been attacking you on Twitter.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Has there been any updates on what Shmorko is doing lately?

Probably practicing a new art style.

 

[iron pilled gamera]

It's funny how Shmorky kept two e-celeb personas going at the same time, in both SA and the "cool, self-aware, irony-loving furry" community. The two groups are pretty similar, so if you know how to pander to one of them you'll also know how to pander to the other.

And the "AS A WOMAN, I" shit was hilarious; pretending to be a girl on the internet will never stop being a great manipulation method.

Well do we even know that Partydog doesn't know Sandy's secret identity? I mean there have been suggestions that a number of Sandy's clique knew that it was really Shmorky. For all we know they might be one of the people who were holding onto the secret.

We'll see. Now that one of Shmorky's associates came out and said "yeah I helped him fake a girl voice" I expect more to step up.

Probably practicing a new art style.

And this is ABSOLUTELY what he'll do. He won't kill himself over this but he'll pretend he did & then try to start over.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Mods and admins are volunteers, so they aren't paid. The money goes directly to SA and me paying off thousands of dollars of past hosting fees.

Got it. Is there a way of donating directly to you?
I really like this iteration of "Gaming Garbage"

Also, your daughter is a superstar.
She balances between feisty and adorable perfectly.

 

[Null]

Got it. Is there a way of donating directly to you?
I really like this iteration of "Gaming Garbage"

nigga just mail him a box of wine and fruit rollups if you don't want the money to go to SA in any capacity.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

nigga just mail him a box of wine and fruit rollups if you don't want the money to go to SA in any capacity.

I shall reward him with the finest wines, meats, and cheeses then.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Has there been any updates on what Shmorko is doing lately? Hope he has been reported to the cops.

He's still in the hospital. This is is his second hold so he's going to be in there a while.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh, the subject matter is obnoxious/creepy as fuck but I honestly like the cartoonier worksafe drawings/animations he did later in that account's life; in a "you just liked one of Hitler's paintings" way, at least.

I feel the same way when it comes to some of his animation, like the Dingo Pictures parodies.

 

[Davesnothere]

What I find laughable about all this is that Shmorky is a sexual predator, yet still acts the victim. It makes one wonder what lows they will sink to next given his clear lack of remorse for their own actions!

 

[Davesnothere]

He's still in the hospital. This is is his second hold so he's going to be in there a while.

Is it actually confirmed that Shmorky actually is in hospital?