🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

Ralph has to get the filters under control. No one is believing this nonsense.
Edit to add:
Like what the fuck even is this?

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Even his arm flaps have mud butt.

 

[JAKL II]

1- I bet he lost money on that

2- just this

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I love it when he fucks up his slimming filters and shows us how womanly and conceited he is.

 

[Obscura539]

“Eat shit and die as my daddy said”

-Ralph, a dookie muncher.

I love manic energy Ralph. I cannot wait for a hooker to rob his phone on Christmas. Did you book the escort yet?

 

[AnOminous]

Does Ralph have AIDS? He looks like he has AIDS.

Imagine doing your anti-fat filters so hard, because you're ashamed of how fucking FAT you are, that you instead make yourself look like you have AIDS (and are still fat).

 

[T00L Nigger]

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If you tried looking around a bit, I'm sure you'd find the 100lbs you lost fat boy.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Gobble gobble.
That fucking turkey neck is skeeving me out.
How the hell does he look worse like this than he did when he looked like a full blown morbidly obese hobo?

And Ralph, no one is banking on you going to jail, everyone knows how terrified you are of the prospect and everyone knows you would sooner move to Nicaragua and abandon every single familial relation you've ever had than face the consequences of your actions.

Besides, other than people generally laughing at you getting a nationwide warrant for streaming, no one pays attention to you anymore.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Last time jail was on the table null did he'd probably lock the board, but he got a suspended sentence and then Portugal happened

All I'm saying is if fatty goes jail we don't get content so I for one am on team #freegunt

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

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If you tried looking around a bit, I'm sure you'd find the 100lbs you lost fat boy.

It was a 100lb passport.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Imagine your life being so shitty that being forced to pay a 500+ dollar fine while barely avoiding jail is something worth celebrating over.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Even his arm flaps have mud butt.

Shart fins.

 

[AltisticRight]

Comical.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

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Something about his "signature" hand gesture invokes my animosity.

It's like looking at maggots, or looking at a fruity faggot.

 

[Near]

I have no idea who he's trying to fool with these terrible "thin filters".

After his shadow was revealed to be 200 pounds fatter, that was it.

 

[AnOminous]

I have no idea who he's trying to fool with these terrible "thin filters".

After his shadow was revealed to be 200 fatter that was it.

Pigs may be fairly intelligent as animals go but they're still not human-level intelligence. Rage pigs just don't understand that nobody is fooled by their "I'm totally not fat" filters and that everyone knows they're fat as fucking shit.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Grizzled hobo Ralph was peak
Fat piggy Ralph was mid
Now... Turkey neck skin Sack Ralph? I'm down with that!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If you tried looking around a bit, I'm sure you'd find the 100lbs you lost fat boy.

She has a no contact order for domestic violence.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have no idea who he's trying to fool with these terrible "thin filters".

After his shadow was revealed to be 200 pounds fatter, that was it.

Maybe he just really wants to look like a muppet.

A muppet with AIDS.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Ralph has to get the filters under control. No one is believing this nonsense.
Edit to add:
Like what the fuck even is this?

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Its the Ralphacabra that keeps tormenting poor locals in the Yucatan area, better hide your daughters when hollerin' starts in the dark night and jungles fall silent.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Honestly Ralph has lost a lot of weight. I don't understand why more people don't follow his diet plan and become too poor to buy food, have constant diarrhea from shitty water and living conditions, and contract AIDS.

 

[Die For Me!]